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Dissapointed with my Big Mac

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  • #32
    The Express
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭The Express


    A freshly made big mac is a totally different burger than one that's been boxed up and left sitting on the warming rack for 40 minutes.

    That said, it'd be an Angry Whopper over it anyday!


  • #33
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Who the fúck buys a Big Mac when there's such a thing as a tripple whopper with bacon & cheese!?

    Seriously, big macs are for children. Be a man ffs!

    I would have......but Burger King was another 3 doors down too far a walk for me :D


  • #34
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    And now its sitting in your gut decomposing. Soon it'l travel to your bowls where the remains of it will consequently squrt out your of your arse at approximately 2000mph.


    2000mph? Link.


  • #35
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Superbus wrote: »
    At least someone didn't rub it all over their naked body, which apparently occasionally happens in the kitchens. I know because some guy told me. Really.

    Surely a senior member of staff would spot a bollock naked burger flipper & intervene?


  • #36
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    owenc wrote: »
    No it's nice, oh and the meat is great it comes in lorries from foreign countries pied high looked heathly by the looks of things

    Not according to their website....
    We at McDonald's Ireland are committed to bringing you the best quality beef to enjoy in your McDonald's favourites, every time. All our beef is 100 per cent Irish. Our suppliers select only the best cuts of boneless meat, which are the forequarter and flank, for our beef burgers and use absolutely no fillers, binders or additives.

    LIES, DAMN LIES, I TELL YOU!


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  • #37
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Surely a senior member of staff would spot a bollock naked burger flipper & intervene?

    Well that's the thing. It's the senior members of staff who are the big fans of this kinda thing. This goes right up to the top, even Ronald's in on it.


  • #38
    owenc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Not according to their website....



    LIES, DAMN LIES, I TELL YOU!

    No well it's not


  • #39
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Superbus wrote: »
    Well that's the thing. It's the senior members of staff who are the big fans of this kinda thing. This goes right up to the top, even Ronald's in on it.

    Bullsh!t.

    Ronald Mc'Donald inhabits a private pod which is part of the international space station where he controls all McDonalds outlets from orbit.


  • #40
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Jesus, it's one step away from collecting dog shít off the path and shovelling it into your mouth. How places like McDonalds and Burger King are so popular never ceases to amaze me.


  • #41
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Bullsh!t.

    Ronald Mc'Donald inhabits a private pod which is part of the international space station where he controls all McDonalds outlets from orbit.

    Exactly. He knows all about this burger rubbing. He controls it.

    He controls everything.


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  • #42
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Bullsh!t.

    Ronald Mc'Donald inhabits a private pod which is part of the international space station where he controls all McDonalds outlets from orbit.


    Actually he was last seen trying to open a new restaurant in Afghanistan


  • #43
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Superbus wrote: »
    At least someone didn't rub it all over their naked body, which apparently occasionally happens in the kitchens. I know because some guy told me. Really.

    I've always wondered why people use this as a reason not to eat fast food. For all you know, the overpriced fillet steak in a 4 star hotel could have been used in a similar fashion behind the kitchen door.

    Indeed, taking into account that staff are usually much more closely watched in a fast food resteraunt (and often in view of the public) the odds of it being contaminated by the staff are probably slightly less.

    There is simply no way to know what has happened to your food before it hits your plate, unless you grow, kill and cook it yourself.


  • #44
    The HorsesMouth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 552 ✭✭✭The HorsesMouth


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Who the f*ck goes into McDonalds & photographs the food? I wouldn't mind if it was a quick snap shot, but the burger has been placed on top of a box & carefully shot from the side to show the profile in it's full "glory".

    It's a cheap f*cking burger, made by poorly paid, spotty students, who couldn't give a flying f*ck if it's stacked at a slightly uneven angle.

    Hardly worth a thread & even less, a photo.

    Christ. I can't wait till September when all the kids go back to school.


    Who ****ed on your chips/eurosaver twisty fries?


  • #45
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    johnnyskeleton wrote: »
    I've always wondered why people use this as a reason not to eat fast food. For all you know, the overpriced fillet steak in a 4 star hotel could have been used in a similar fashion behind the kitchen door.

    Indeed, taking into account that staff are usually much more closely watched in a fast food resteraunt (and often in view of the public) the odds of it being contaminated by the staff are probably slightly less.

    There is simply no way to know what has happened to your food before it hits your plate, unless you grow, kill and cook it yourself.

    I know, wasn't being serious. Hence the Ronald McDonald comments.


  • #46
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    owenc wrote: »
    No well it's not

    McDonalds wouldn't lie.


  • #47
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    owenc wrote: »
    No well it's not

    Twas in the Mail, yeah?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #48
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    When you blow up a MacDonalds, the cloud forms a clown:




    nuke-cloud-wallpapers_12631_1280x1024.jpg


  • #49
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Not long back from McDonalds and this is what they decide to throw together !! Why oh why cant they take pride in putting together a f**kin
    burger its not rocket science. It certainly does'nt represent value for money :mad:. It was'nt even busy. Anyway i ate it ! it did'nt taste the same as a well put together one tbh.... :D

    More akin to Brain surgery.


  • #50
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Well at least we don't serve our burgers riddled with e-coli, like they do in the States.

    Hey! I've only gotten e-coli three times!

    Dems fighting words.... :cool:


  • #51
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Not long back from McDonalds and this is what they decide to throw together !! Why oh why cant they take pride in putting together a f**kin
    burger its not rocket science. It certainly does'nt represent value for money :mad:. It was'nt even busy. Anyway i ate it ! it did'nt taste the same as a well put together one tbh.... :D


    I have absolutely noooo sympathy for you Ric, none what so ever.

    You got a bad burger in Mcds and instead of eating the bitch on the premises, proceeding to the kludgie and hosing a nutty balddery scutter all over the kip,putting the space out of commission for at least 3 hours,you come on here complaining!

    Be a bit more decisive buddy.


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  • #52
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I have absolutely noooo sympathy for you Ric, none what so ever.

    You got a bad burger in Mcds and instead of eating the bitch on the premises, proceeding to the kludgie and hosing a nutty balddery scutter all over the kip,putting the space out of commission for at least 3 hours,you come on here complaining!

    Be a bit more decisive buddy.

    Sorry bout that, i'll consult you from now on with any issue so you can clarify whether its suitable for a thread or not, appreciate the good advice !:p


  • #53
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I have absolutely noooo sympathy for you Ric, none what so ever.

    You got a bad burger in Mcds and instead of eating the bitch on the premises, proceeding to the kludgie and hosing a nutty balddery scutter all over the kip,putting the space out of commission for at least 3 hours,you come on here complaining!

    Be a bit more decisive buddy.


    I'm not gonna lie, the man has a very good point, why bring the bad **** home, open it there and look for a fresh one, or just take a **** in that place and dont flush, then lock the door and climb out over the top so nobody can get in to flush it.


  • #54
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    I'm not gonna lie, the man has a very good point, why bring the bad **** home, open it there and look for a fresh one, or just take a **** in that place and dont flush, then lock the door and climb out over the top so nobody can get in to flush it.


    Close the door and lean over the top and engage the lock is much easier.

    Two days later she should be nicely crusted up.

    Into power hose territory.


  • #55
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Close the door and lean over the top and engage the lock is much easier.

    Two days later she should be nicely crusted up.

    Into power hose territory.

    Lovely technique, must try it sometime, despise mcdonalds and all its employees.


  • #56
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Aaah no, most are very well trained ,but don't take customer feedback very well.

    Difficult to get satisfaction and issues resolved rapidly.

    They seem a bit programmed and unempowered to bring closure to things.

    The loose ripper all over the stall at least eases the ire of the customer I find, and gains some satisfaction, if not in the conventional sense.


  • #57
    jpfahy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,045 ✭✭✭jpfahy


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    I actually brought it home and delicatly placed it on the box. I was going to get herself to sit behind it in the nude (just to add to the burgers vulgerness) but it takes too long for the fat c**t to get her clothes off..
    Anyway stop cribbin and go to bed if the thread dont suit ya :P

    lol


  • #58
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Mcdonalds on the Naas road charged me €3+ for a big-mac without the meat, they called it a "veggie-burger". It was tantamount to a crap sandwich.


  • #59
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    smokedeels wrote: »
    Mcdonalds on the Naas road charged me €3+ for a big-mac without the meat, they called it a "veggie-burger". It was tantamount to a crap sandwich.

    You should have just asked for a regular big mac, f*ck all meat in it anyway.


  • #60
    The Grammar Police!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭The Grammar Police!


    Augmerson wrote: »
    Burger King have a 3.50 Double Cheeseburger with small fries and a small drink.
    That's what you should have spent your money on my friend.
    EDIT: Just seen the picture. Am reminded of that scene from Falling Down where the guy goes nuts in the McDonald's

    It's 'I saw' not 'I seen'
    Thank You
    The Grammar Police


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  • #61
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    The Grammar Police! wrote: »
    It's 'I saw' not 'I seen'
    Thank You
    The Grammar Police

    You didn't end your sentences with a full-stop; you are a failure.


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