Dissapointed with my Big Mac

Ricardo G

Not long back from McDonalds and this is what they decide to throw together !! Why oh why cant they take pride in putting together a f**kin
burger its not rocket science. It certainly does'nt represent value for money :mad:. It was'nt even busy. Anyway i ate it ! it did'nt taste the same as a well put together one tbh....

Augmerson

Burger King have a 3.50 Double Cheeseburger with small fries and a small drink.

That's what you should have spent your money on my friend.

EDIT: Just seen the picture. Am reminded of that scene from Falling Down where the guy goes nuts in the McDonald's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk

bowsie010

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055989626

DOC09UNAM

The way they put it together makes it taste better??


What?

pickarooney

The meat looks revolting. Why would anyone want to eat that instead of a real mince-burger?

bonerm

You should have complained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk

clarke1991

two words: mighty mac.

plein de force

come on it's mcdonalds not haute cuisine

kippy

That burger looks far better than the jacks after it.....

up for anything

That's why Spongebob won't work for MacDonalds. He takes too much pride in his work.

jordan..

id eat the arsehole out of a big mac right now

Roomic Cube

nice depth of field

Mr. Rager

Looks tashty. Only saying this because I live in the country and its late

starbelgrade

Who the f*ck goes into McDonalds & photographs the food? I wouldn't mind if it was a quick snap shot, but the burger has been placed on top of a box & carefully shot from the side to show the profile in it's full "glory".

It's a cheap f*cking burger, made by poorly paid, spotty students, who couldn't give a flying f*ck if it's stacked at a slightly uneven angle.

Hardly worth a thread & even less, a photo.

Christ. I can't wait till September when all the kids go back to school.

HereNorThere

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

The way they put it together makes it taste better??


What?

Yeah. If you don't readjust the patty to be in the center as it should be, some of your bites will only consist of bread and that secret sauce crap.

It's really thousand island dressing you know.

yutta

starbelgrade wrote: »

Who the f*ck goes into McDonalds & photographs the food? I wouldn't mind if it was a quick snap shot, but the burger has been placed on top of a box & carefully shot from the side to show the profile in it's full "glory".

It's a cheap f*cking burger, made by poorly paid, spotty students, who couldn't give a flying f*ck if it's stacked at a slightly uneven angle.

Hardly worth a thread & even less, a photo.

Christ. I can't wait till September when all the kids go back to school.

Getting to look down on the staff is all part of the subconscious decision-making process when looking for fast food.

owenc

pickarooney wrote: »

The meat looks revolting. Why would anyone want to eat that instead of a real mince-burger?

Erm you wouldn't know because you are from france, and ps mcdonalds food is really nice, it has a nice flavour to it.

Ricardo G

starbelgrade wrote: »

Who the f*ck goes into McDonalds & photographs the food? I wouldn't mind if it was a quick snap shot, but the burger has been placed on top of a box & carefully shot from the side to show the profile in it's full "glory".

It's a cheap f*cking burger, made by poorly paid, spotty students, who couldn't give a flying f*ck if it's stacked at a slightly uneven angle.

Hardly worth a thread & even less, a photo.

Christ. I can't wait till September when all the kids go back to school.

I actually brought it home and delicatly placed it on the box. I was going to get herself to sit behind it in the nude (just to add to the burgers vulgerness) but it takes too long for the fat c**t to get her clothes off..
Anyway stop cribbin and go to bed if the thread dont suit ya :P

El Horseboxo

owenc wrote: »

Erm you wouldn't know because you are from france, and ps mcdonalds food is really nice, it has a nice flavour to it.

If you riddle shíte with all the additives McDonald's uses i'm sure that would have a nice flavor to it as well.

pickarooney

owenc wrote: »

Erm you wouldn't know because you are from france, and ps mcdonalds food is really nice, it has a nice flavour to it.

Ah, thanks. We don't have McDonalds over here and I was always wondering if their food was nicely flavoured or fuсking revolting.

starbelgrade

Ricardo G wrote: »

I was going to get herself to sit behind it in the nude (just to add to the burgers vulgerness) but it takes too long for the fat c**t to get her clothes off..

Yore Ma?

Ricardo G

I was going to complain but then i remembered that scene from road trip and the toast in the pants trick !!:D

fonecrusher1

And now its sitting in your gut decomposing. Soon it'l travel to your bowls where the remains of it will consequently squrt out your of your arse at approximately 2000mph.

yutta

Salt + sugar + flavouring + marketing = happiness. (at least until you walk down the street 10 minutes later...)

The coke is mainly sugar and water, the chips are mainly hydrogenated fat and the burger, well... Minced cow feet between two slices of low-quality "bread" full of preservatives.

starbelgrade

HereNorThere wrote: »

Yeah. If you don't readjust the patty to be in the center as it should be, some of your bites will only consist of bread and that secret sauce crap.

Well at least we don't serve our burgers riddled with e-coli, like they do in the States.

Ricardo G

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

And now its sitting in your gut decomposing. Soon it'l travel to your bowls where the remains of it will consequently squrt out your of your arse at approximately 2000mph.

Yeah but it'll probably look ten times better than then the ****e they served me originally

D.R cowboy

Ricardo G wrote: »

It certainly does'nt represent value for money :mad:.

:rolleyes:

fonecrusher1

What i find a bit spooky about Mc'd's food is the fact that whenever i occasionally head in there for a bit of grub im hungry maybe an hour & a half after the meal. Also noticed it goes through my digestive system very quickly. Sometimes at 2000mph. In fact next time i have Mc d's im just going to sit on the toilet.

When i have a decent dinner it keeps me going for hours.

MagicMarker

Who the fúck buys a Big Mac when there's such a thing as a tripple whopper with bacon & cheese!?

Seriously, big macs are for children. Be a man ffs!

Superbus

At least someone didn't rub it all over their naked body, which apparently occasionally happens in the kitchens. I know because some guy told me. Really.

owenc

pickarooney wrote: »

Ah, thanks. We don't have McDonalds over here and I was always wondering if their food was nicely flavoured or fuсking revolting.

yutta wrote: »

Salt + sugar + flavouring + marketing = happiness. (at least until you walk down the street 10 minutes later...)

The coke is mainly sugar and water, the chips are mainly hydrogenated fat and the burger, well... Minced cow feet between two slices of low-quality "bread" full of preservatives.

No it's nice, oh and the meat is great it comes in lorries from foreign countries pied high looked heathly by the looks of things

The Express

A freshly made big mac is a totally different burger than one that's been boxed up and left sitting on the warming rack for 40 minutes.

That said, it'd be an Angry Whopper over it anyday!

Ricardo G

MagicMarker wrote: »

Who the fúck buys a Big Mac when there's such a thing as a tripple whopper with bacon & cheese!?

Seriously, big macs are for children. Be a man ffs!

I would have......but Burger King was another 3 doors down too far a walk for me

DOC09UNAM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

And now its sitting in your gut decomposing. Soon it'l travel to your bowls where the remains of it will consequently squrt out your of your arse at approximately 2000mph.

2000mph? Link.

fonecrusher1

Superbus wrote: »

At least someone didn't rub it all over their naked body, which apparently occasionally happens in the kitchens. I know because some guy told me. Really.

Surely a senior member of staff would spot a bollock naked burger flipper & intervene?

starbelgrade

owenc wrote: »

No it's nice, oh and the meat is great it comes in lorries from foreign countries pied high looked heathly by the looks of things

Not according to their website....

We at McDonald's Ireland are committed to bringing you the best quality beef to enjoy in your McDonald's favourites, every time. All our beef is 100 per cent Irish. Our suppliers select only the best cuts of boneless meat, which are the forequarter and flank, for our beef burgers and use absolutely no fillers, binders or additives.

LIES, DAMN LIES, I TELL YOU!

Superbus

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Surely a senior member of staff would spot a bollock naked burger flipper & intervene?

Well that's the thing. It's the senior members of staff who are the big fans of this kinda thing. This goes right up to the top, even Ronald's in on it.

owenc

starbelgrade wrote: »

Not according to their website....



LIES, DAMN LIES, I TELL YOU!

No well it's not

fonecrusher1

Superbus wrote: »

Well that's the thing. It's the senior members of staff who are the big fans of this kinda thing. This goes right up to the top, even Ronald's in on it.

Bullsh!t.

Ronald Mc'Donald inhabits a private pod which is part of the international space station where he controls all McDonalds outlets from orbit.

ElaElaElano

Jesus, it's one step away from collecting dog shít off the path and shovelling it into your mouth. How places like McDonalds and Burger King are so popular never ceases to amaze me.

Superbus

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Bullsh!t.

Ronald Mc'Donald inhabits a private pod which is part of the international space station where he controls all McDonalds outlets from orbit.

Exactly. He knows all about this burger rubbing. He controls it.

He controls everything.

Ricardo G

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Bullsh!t.

Ronald Mc'Donald inhabits a private pod which is part of the international space station where he controls all McDonalds outlets from orbit.

Actually he was last seen trying to open a new restaurant in Afghanistan

johnnyskeleton

Superbus wrote: »

At least someone didn't rub it all over their naked body, which apparently occasionally happens in the kitchens. I know because some guy told me. Really.

I've always wondered why people use this as a reason not to eat fast food. For all you know, the overpriced fillet steak in a 4 star hotel could have been used in a similar fashion behind the kitchen door.

Indeed, taking into account that staff are usually much more closely watched in a fast food resteraunt (and often in view of the public) the odds of it being contaminated by the staff are probably slightly less.

There is simply no way to know what has happened to your food before it hits your plate, unless you grow, kill and cook it yourself.

The HorsesMouth

starbelgrade wrote: »

Who the f*ck goes into McDonalds & photographs the food? I wouldn't mind if it was a quick snap shot, but the burger has been placed on top of a box & carefully shot from the side to show the profile in it's full "glory".

It's a cheap f*cking burger, made by poorly paid, spotty students, who couldn't give a flying f*ck if it's stacked at a slightly uneven angle.

Hardly worth a thread & even less, a photo.

Christ. I can't wait till September when all the kids go back to school.

Who ****ed on your chips/eurosaver twisty fries?

Superbus

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

I've always wondered why people use this as a reason not to eat fast food. For all you know, the overpriced fillet steak in a 4 star hotel could have been used in a similar fashion behind the kitchen door.

Indeed, taking into account that staff are usually much more closely watched in a fast food resteraunt (and often in view of the public) the odds of it being contaminated by the staff are probably slightly less.

There is simply no way to know what has happened to your food before it hits your plate, unless you grow, kill and cook it yourself.

I know, wasn't being serious. Hence the Ronald McDonald comments.

Super-Rush

owenc wrote: »

No well it's not

McDonalds wouldn't lie.

K-9

owenc wrote: »

No well it's not

Twas in the Mail, yeah?

HereNorThere

When you blow up a MacDonalds, the cloud forms a clown:

Jesus Wept

Ricardo G wrote: »

Not long back from McDonalds and this is what they decide to throw together !! Why oh why cant they take pride in putting together a f**kin
burger its not rocket science. It certainly does'nt represent value for money :mad:. It was'nt even busy. Anyway i ate it ! it did'nt taste the same as a well put together one tbh....

More akin to Brain surgery.

HereNorThere

starbelgrade wrote: »

Well at least we don't serve our burgers riddled with e-coli, like they do in the States.

Hey! I've only gotten e-coli three times!

Dems fighting words.... :cool:

FlutterinBantam

Ricardo G wrote: »

Not long back from McDonalds and this is what they decide to throw together !! Why oh why cant they take pride in putting together a f**kin
burger its not rocket science. It certainly does'nt represent value for money :mad:. It was'nt even busy. Anyway i ate it ! it did'nt taste the same as a well put together one tbh....

I have absolutely noooo sympathy for you Ric, none what so ever.

You got a bad burger in Mcds and instead of eating the bitch on the premises, proceeding to the kludgie and hosing a nutty balddery scutter all over the kip,putting the space out of commission for at least 3 hours,you come on here complaining!

Be a bit more decisive buddy.