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New name for Anglo Irish Bank - suggestions?

  • 22-07-2010 10:16PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭


    FF Bank ? Irish Development Bank?

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/anglo-to-change-its-name-and-taxpayers-will-pick-up-the-tab-2264962.html
    SCANDAL-haunted Anglo Irish Bank is planning to drop its name in a major branding shake-up, paid for by the taxpayers who bailed the bank out.

    The most infamous name in Irish financial history is set to be discarded, as part of an image overhaul that will cost hundreds of thousands of euro.

    The bank's bosses have ordered the state-funded makeover, after putting a contract out to public tender. With its former boss Sean FitzPatrick now bankrupt and its name in tatters, bank bosses want a brand consultant to help it shrug off its past.

    The bank has invited consultants to tender for a new contract, to help Anglo "overcome the impact of decisions made in the past and to become a constructive component of a reformed and modernised Irish banking structure".

    Andrew Bradley, partner at Dublin-based Bradley McGurk brand consultants said: "The Anglo brand has lost credibility. They could be on to something, giving it a new name, and should be brave. They have to create a new image and brand themselves in an open and transparent way."

    The makeover comes as the Government negotiates with the European Commission to split Anglo into two divisions -- a banking arm for day-to-day business and an asset-management firm to manage bad loans.

    Australian banker Mike Aynsley was appointed chief executive at Anglo last August while former Fine Gael leader Alan Dukes became chairman of the company earlier this year.


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    Nick Leeson, J Fritzel & Partners


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,764 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    All Ireland Bankrupt

    EVENFLOW



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Corless Corless and sweeney


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    CNUTS BANKING...

    ...where the only thing fishy is the fact that we rob you.

    Financial security? Not a hope.
    Return on investment? Not a chance.
    But for everything else there is Cnuts Banking.

    Cnuts banking is not regulated by anyone. Investments can, & will indeed fall...dramatically. Terms & Conditions apply.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Fitzpatricks Folly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭JimmyCrackCorn


    Convert it into a legal brothel and ride it out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    The Furnace.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Sparticle


    The money hole.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Bank of Balaclava, Crimea

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaklava :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,369 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    The Bank of Doowie, Cheatem and Howe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    The People's Bank.


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    Croc O'Gold Corp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 Dane Bramage


    Allied Irish ****!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Anything without the word "bank" in it, so that we don't get done for false advertising.

    Something like "The Point of No Return(s)" ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭Donny5


    Bluestar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Introducing

    Anglo Irish Bank
    (NOW Re-branded!!)

    ...under its new name...

    R.U.Bentover


    Servicing the taxpayer for years to come !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭heyjude


    Anti Irish Bank


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭mysons


    Anglo Irish Bank "The Bank That Fcuked The Country"


    Anglo Irish Bank "The Bank That Fcuked The Country,Just Under A Different Name"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Skynet


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    Anglo Irish B*stards

    The Bank who not to trust


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Anglo Taxmolesters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    The Love Bank.

    Would be a more positive image. I for one would be much happier investing €21billion in a Love Bank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Trustless Savings Bank


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    gurramok wrote: »
    Trustless Savings Bank

    You are on to something there.

    Irish Temporary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Take That Bank. The band are reinventing themselves, so too the bank, the band must be short of cash, so too the bank. They are both getting the same age groups to pay for their performances.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Anglo Irish Blank.


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    800 years.
    Father Ted Crilly bank. It's just resting in the account.


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    Golden Circle Savings Bank
    Because we're worth it.
    But you're not. Plebs.


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