New name for Anglo Irish Bank - suggestions?

gurramok

FF Bank ? Irish Development Bank?

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/anglo-to-change-its-name-and-taxpayers-will-pick-up-the-tab-2264962.html

SCANDAL-haunted Anglo Irish Bank is planning to drop its name in a major branding shake-up, paid for by the taxpayers who bailed the bank out.

The most infamous name in Irish financial history is set to be discarded, as part of an image overhaul that will cost hundreds of thousands of euro.

The bank's bosses have ordered the state-funded makeover, after putting a contract out to public tender. With its former boss Sean FitzPatrick now bankrupt and its name in tatters, bank bosses want a brand consultant to help it shrug off its past.

The bank has invited consultants to tender for a new contract, to help Anglo "overcome the impact of decisions made in the past and to become a constructive component of a reformed and modernised Irish banking structure".

Andrew Bradley, partner at Dublin-based Bradley McGurk brand consultants said: "The Anglo brand has lost credibility. They could be on to something, giving it a new name, and should be brave. They have to create a new image and brand themselves in an open and transparent way."

The makeover comes as the Government negotiates with the European Commission to split Anglo into two divisions -- a banking arm for day-to-day business and an asset-management firm to manage bad loans.

Australian banker Mike Aynsley was appointed chief executive at Anglo last August while former Fine Gael leader Alan Dukes became chairman of the company earlier this year.

Donkey Oaty

Crilly Investments.

caseyann

rear raiders

fontanalis

Nick Leeson, J Fritzel & Partners

The_Kew_Tour

All Ireland Bankrupt

Ricardo G

Corless Corless and sweeney

easyeason3

CNUTS BANKING...

...where the only thing fishy is the fact that we rob you.

Financial security? Not a hope.
Return on investment? Not a chance.
But for everything else there is Cnuts Banking.

Cnuts banking is not regulated by anyone. Investments can, & will indeed fall...dramatically. Terms & Conditions apply.

CreepingDeath

Fitzpatricks Folly

JimmyCrackCorn

Convert it into a legal brothel and ride it out.

fontanalis

The Furnace.

Sparticle

The money hole.

gurramok

Bank of Balaclava, Crimea

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaklava

Glico Man

The Bank of Doowie, Cheatem and Howe

cock robin

The People's Bank.

yoshytoshy

Croc O'Gold Corp.

Dane Bramage

Allied Irish ****!

Liam Byrne

Anything without the word "bank" in it, so that we don't get done for false advertising.

Something like "The Point of No Return(s)" ?

Donny5

Bluestar?

Cheap Thrills!

Introducing

Anglo Irish Bank
(NOW Re-branded!!)

...under its new name...

R.U.Bentover


Servicing the taxpayer for years to come !

heyjude

Anti Irish Bank

mysons

Anglo Irish Bank "The Bank That Fcuked The Country"


Anglo Irish Bank "The Bank That Fcuked The Country,Just Under A Different Name"

Dennis the Stone

Skynet

ronaneire

Anglo Irish B*stards

The Bank who not to trust

Sea Sharp

Anglo Taxmolesters

Euro_Kraut

The Love Bank.

Would be a more positive image. I for one would be much happier investing €21billion in a Love Bank.

gurramok

Trustless Savings Bank

Donkey Oaty

gurramok wrote: »

Trustless Savings Bank

You are on to something there.

Irish Temporary.

Lando Griffin

Take That Bank. The band are reinventing themselves, so too the bank, the band must be short of cash, so too the bank. They are both getting the same age groups to pay for their performances.

starbelgrade

Anglo Irish Blank.

Terry

800 years.
Father Ted Crilly bank. It's just resting in the account.

E.T.

Golden Circle Savings Bank
Because we're worth it.
But you're not. Plebs.

gurramok

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

You are on to something there.

Irish Temporary.

First InActive Bank?

InTheTrees

YouHaveToBeFcukingKiddingMe Bank?

probably not catchy enough.

ancapailldorcha

In Soviet Russia, bank makes withdrawals from you.

Blarney92

"The Bank formerly known as Anglo Irish Bank"

Zen65

* I Can't Believe it's Not a Bank

* Barely Liquid Bank

* Quinn's Worth

* The Spurn Bank

* Rapodirect

* Grab-o-direct

Kxiii

Ah Its Bolloxed

starbelgrade

Anal Orb Hikings is an anagram of Anglo Irish Bank - that would describe the shafting they gave the tax payer. However, another anagram might be even more appropriate... Bailing Rank Hos.

starbelgrade

Hmm... Banking Liar Hos is also another anagram!

Gunsfortoys

The **** Bank

Absurdum

Cillit Bank

Bang, and the money's gone

shampon

Scrotum Sucking, Ball Busting, Cum Gurgling, Anal Ramrodding, One Ball Bastards.

daithimac

Super mega awesome money shop.

I always wanted to see a bank called super mega awesome money shop so its not really any reference to it being Anglo.

Just for the lulz call it allied Irish bank and see if we can totally confuse everyone.

Run_to_da_hills

Joe Higgins's retreat.

YouTalkinToMe

The hole in the wall

Run_to_da_hills

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

The hole in the wall

The hole in the arse pocket. :mad:

NoHornJan

The Where's All Me Money Gone Bank...

"The most expensive bank in the country."

Jamiekelly

The Magicians bank
"Heres your money, now ya see it, now ya don't!"