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Property recession? someone should tell this guy..

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Silly Billy!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    It's like a Wendy House.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Heh heh... 'Flat' to rent in Rathgar.

    Fuck off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭crashplan


    A panic room in a studio apt!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I dont see a toilet


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    The bedroom looks like a confession box.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Christ, you wouldn't want to eat a curry before sleeping there. 500 blips? What fucking planet is that guy on?

    -Funk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭ciagr297


    or: Location, Location, Location....

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=878171&search=1

    500 euro a month for somesones converted front room!


    My particular favourites are the wall in the middle of the fireplace and the window in the "bedroom".

    But hey, it's situated in Rathgar! Sign me up!
    jaysus, is this for real? how depressed would you feel being in this space?
    Grimes wrote: »
    I dont see a toilet
    prob a shared bathroom, gross gross gross


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,383 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    The window in the Bedroom has a magnificent view of the window in the Sitting room / Dining Room / Kitchen Area...


  • Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Literally the shlted gaff ever.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    The window in the Bedroom has a magnificent view of the window in the Sitting room / Dining Room / Kitchen Area...


    you wouldn't want to have guests stitting in the kitchenette/front door when you open the window in the bedroom to air it out. would be just like farting directly into their face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    lets all apply, and ask him what galaxy he came from. you'd want to be getting a woman thrown in for that price.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    funk-you wrote: »
    Christ, you wouldn't want to eat a curry before sleeping there

    Well, your dinner choices would be quite limited with the microwave/hob contraption. 'Hmm, what'll I cook today? Beans or beans'?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Grimes wrote: »
    I dont see a toilet

    I do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Picture 3 is my favourite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Its funny because he thinks its China.


  • Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    At least the fireplace would make a nice little shelf in your room..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Literally the shlted gaff ever.

    designed by fritzl himself.

    on the plus side, you'd save a fortune on buying burds a drink, cos there'd be no way you'd get the log into a real female after she saw that place.

    i can't get over that window in the 'bedroom' though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    At least the fireplace would make a nice little shelf in your room..


    There's be a little nubbin of the end of the mantlepiece sticking out, just enough space to put a small mirror so that when you woke up each morning you'd be reminded "What the hell am I thinking paying 500 a month for this place?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    genericguy wrote: »
    on the plus side, you'd save a fortune on buying burds a drink, cos there'd be no way you'd get the log into a real female after she saw that place.

    i can't get over that window in the 'bedroom' though.

    the window is for opening when you have women round so she can fit a leg out.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    IS THAT A FIRE IN PIC 3??!?!?!! Hahahahahahahaaaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    genericguy wrote: »
    i can't get over that window in the 'bedroom' though.

    I can cut a hole over it and supply a ladder for an extra 100 euro a month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    maybe the closet in pic 3 opens up into Narnia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    mathie wrote: »
    I can cut a hole over it and supply a ladder for an extra 100 euro a month.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    maybe the closet in pic 3 opens up into Narnia.

    it'd fcuking want to open up into scarlett johansson's clunge to warrant spending that amount of shekels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    bonerm wrote: »
    I do.


    Of course, now it makes sense kitchen sink/slash toilet area


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Using the Property Bee, this Walter Mitty was looking for €600 for the room on the 25th of June. Dropped it from €560 to €500 on the 17th of July.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    that is the most depressing place to live. Who was the "architect", Josef Frizl?

    And it looks like it was furnished by free stuff from Adverts. Which in itself isn't bad, but he picked the ugliest **** he could find, which was probably the closest.

    Bad effort, improvement needed..2/10

    Edit:damn, beaten by genericguy. Stupid mobile boards and real life getting in the way of Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    lol thats the strangest house Ive ever seen

    The bedroom is a riot :D is that only a single bed in there cause that would be a tight squeeze

    I wouldnt give that amount of money for that kip couldnt swing a cat in it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    Lets all ring Billy, make appointments to view tomorrow, then drive by and pelt the fecker with balls of dog sh1te!


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