Property recession? someone should tell this guy..

General Zod

or: Location, Location, Location....

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=878171&search=1

500 euro a month for somesones converted front room!


My particular favourites are the wall in the middle of the fireplace and the window in the "bedroom".

But hey, it's situated in Rathgar! Sign me up!

DonJose

Silly Billy!!!

Abrasax

It's like a Wendy House.

Sanjuro

Heh heh... 'Flat' to rent in Rathgar.

Fuck off.

crashplan

A panic room in a studio apt!

Riamfada

I dont see a toilet

mojesius

The bedroom looks like a confession box.

funk-you

Christ, you wouldn't want to eat a curry before sleeping there. 500 blips? What fucking planet is that guy on?

-Funk

ciagr297

General Zod wrote: »

or: Location, Location, Location....

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=878171&search=1

500 euro a month for somesones converted front room!


My particular favourites are the wall in the middle of the fireplace and the window in the "bedroom".

But hey, it's situated in Rathgar! Sign me up!

jaysus, is this for real? how depressed would you feel being in this space?

Grimes wrote: »

I dont see a toilet

prob a shared bathroom, gross gross gross

Dravokivich

The window in the Bedroom has a magnificent view of the window in the Sitting room / Dining Room / Kitchen Area...

Literally the shlted gaff ever.

General Zod

Dravokivich wrote: »

The window in the Bedroom has a magnificent view of the window in the Sitting room / Dining Room / Kitchen Area...

you wouldn't want to have guests stitting in the kitchenette/front door when you open the window in the bedroom to air it out. would be just like farting directly into their face.

genericguy

lets all apply, and ask him what galaxy he came from. you'd want to be getting a woman thrown in for that price.

mojesius

funk-you wrote: »

Christ, you wouldn't want to eat a curry before sleeping there

Well, your dinner choices would be quite limited with the microwave/hob contraption. 'Hmm, what'll I cook today? Beans or beans'?

bonerm

Grimes wrote: »

I dont see a toilet

I do.

General Zod

Picture 3 is my favourite.

Overheal

Its funny because he thinks its China.

At least the fireplace would make a nice little shelf in your room..

genericguy

Deleted User wrote: »

Literally the shlted gaff ever.

designed by fritzl himself.

on the plus side, you'd save a fortune on buying burds a drink, cos there'd be no way you'd get the log into a real female after she saw that place.

i can't get over that window in the 'bedroom' though.

General Zod

Deleted User wrote: »

At least the fireplace would make a nice little shelf in your room..

There's be a little nubbin of the end of the mantlepiece sticking out, just enough space to put a small mirror so that when you woke up each morning you'd be reminded "What the hell am I thinking paying 500 a month for this place?"

General Zod

genericguy wrote: »

on the plus side, you'd save a fortune on buying burds a drink, cos there'd be no way you'd get the log into a real female after she saw that place.

i can't get over that window in the 'bedroom' though.

the window is for opening when you have women round so she can fit a leg out.

Sykk

IS THAT A FIRE IN PIC 3??!?!?!! Hahahahahahahaaaha

mathie

genericguy wrote: »

i can't get over that window in the 'bedroom' though.

I can cut a hole over it and supply a ladder for an extra 100 euro a month.

General Zod

maybe the closet in pic 3 opens up into Narnia.

genericguy

mathie wrote: »

I can cut a hole over it and supply a ladder for an extra 100 euro a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

genericguy

General Zod wrote: »

maybe the closet in pic 3 opens up into Narnia.

it'd fcuking want to open up into scarlett johansson's clunge to warrant spending that amount of shekels.

Samba

bonerm wrote: »

I do.

Of course, now it makes sense kitchen sink/slash toilet area

Sergeant

Using the Property Bee, this Walter Mitty was looking for €600 for the room on the 25th of June. Dropped it from €560 to €500 on the 17th of July.

Sofiztikated

that is the most depressing place to live. Who was the "architect", Josef Frizl?

And it looks like it was furnished by free stuff from Adverts. Which in itself isn't bad, but he picked the ugliest **** he could find, which was probably the closest.

Bad effort, improvement needed..2/10

Edit:damn, beaten by genericguy. Stupid mobile boards and real life getting in the way of Thanks.

BluesBerry

lol thats the strangest house Ive ever seen

The bedroom is a riot is that only a single bed in there cause that would be a tight squeeze

I wouldnt give that amount of money for that kip couldnt swing a cat in it

gleep

Lets all ring Billy, make appointments to view tomorrow, then drive by and pelt the fecker with balls of dog sh1te!

General Zod

gleep wrote: »

Lets all ring Billy, make appointments to view tomorrow, then drive by and pelt the fecker with balls of dog sh1te!

Let's not but say we did.

Nevyn

Bedsits were going for 500 to 700 a month in the dublin 2 and 4 areas.
Mad but true.

starbelgrade

I can't see anything wrong with the place. It's compact, but look at it this way... you can have a poo & watch the TV at the same time. That's gotta be worth half the monthly rent.

mojesius

starbelgrade wrote: »

I can't see anything wrong with the place. It's compact, but look at it this way... you can have a poo & watch the TV at the same time. That's gotta be worth half the monthly rent.

And the car parking space is worth the other half - You can hop into your car every morning and speed away from the sh1thole as quickly as possible.

General Zod

starbelgrade wrote: »

I can't see anything wrong with the place. It's compact, but look at it this way... you can have a poo & watch the TV at the same time. That's gotta be worth half the monthly rent.

But you'd be pooing into the sink.

Sofiztikated

Thaedydal wrote: »

Bedsits were going for 500 to 700 a month in the dublin 2 and 4 areas.
Mad but true.

But that's not a bedsit, it's clearly an apartment. It's got walls. Clearly worth more.

Lando Griffin

It says it would suit a non smoker!

Wonder what evacuation procedures are in place in time of emergency?

mojesius

Lando Griffin wrote: »

It says it would suit a non smoker!

Wonder what evacuation procedures are in place in time of emergency?

'Climb out the window, then climb out the other window. If this is not possible, hammer through the makeshift fireplace wall and climb up the chimney'.

Non-smoker - Billy has some balls being so picky about his tenant.

Jaysoose

You will have a handy escape route through the hole where the hob/microwave/grill thingy was....it would obviously blow up the time it was switched on.

I wonder did billy step back from his masterpiece and think "i could get 500 lids a month for this, not bad old bill.... not bad at all"

syklops

Deleted User wrote: »

At least the fireplace would make a nice little shelf in your room..

I love how the fine looking fireplace, which I would love to have in my place has been blocked off, and instead is that crappy electric fire.

The microwave/electric hob combo is hilarious.

daveyboy_1ie

Joking aside, its mad to think he would easily have got that 2 years ago for what essentially is one larg-ish room with a partition and possibly a shared bathroom. The country was mad I tells you..............

Ash.J.Williams

It looks like a half-way house for a serious sex offender.

nxbyveromdwjpg

He'll get 500 for it

mojesius

nm wrote: »

He'll get 500 for it

Is that you Billy?

ssaye

If you worked remotely from Roscommon
www.daft.ie/2918072

450 a month 5 bed detached

clived2

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DonkeyStyle \o/

ciagr297 wrote: »

jaysus, is this for real? how depressed would you feel being in this space?

Agreed, I'm depressed just looking at the pictures.

Sometimes the pics make me laugh at how depressing they are.
Here's a pic from similar place: http://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/yAqxyxIv07jKgYBSZXgtqv0mXpbtXx9ZYe-c7zRcEM1tPWRhZnQmaD00NTA=.jpg
I think the interior design really captures that sense of loneliness and isolation, but in a really thoughtless and sterile way.

bonerm

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

Agreed, I'm depressed just looking at the pictures.

Sometimes the pics make me laugh at how depressing they are.
Here's a pic from similar place: http://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/yAqxyxIv07jKgYBSZXgtqv0mXpbtXx9ZYe-c7zRcEM1tPWRhZnQmaD00NTA=.jpg
I think the interior design really captures that sense of loneliness and isolation, but in a really thoughtless and sterile way.

I'd frame and hang that picture on my wall. It's brilliant. Who is this amazing photographer?

DonkeyStyle \o/

bonerm wrote: »

I'd frame and hang that picture on my wall. It's brilliant. Who is this amazing photographer?

Here's the listing for that one: http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=915210

Doop

If one thing comes out of this recession I hope to god its places like this that dissapear.

Slum lord doesnt cover it. I feel sorry for the non-nationals who often end up in places like these and get a shi*ty impression of Ireland.