Need a big favour

harrison fraud · 18-07-2010 07:12PM #1

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

weldoninhio · 18-07-2010 07:14PM

What has your boss got to do with your social life??

Ricardo G · 18-07-2010 07:16PM

Better hope they dont decide to head to London on his stag:D

Poor Uncle Tom · 18-07-2010 07:16PM

Grow a pair,

tell 'em you're washing your hair...

bleg · 18-07-2010 07:16PM

Just tell them you can't afford it. It's the guilt free get out of anything now that the recession has come around.

Leeg17 · 18-07-2010 07:17PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here?

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Looks like you'll be able to figure it out just grand.

WindSock · 18-07-2010 07:18PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Tell your boss to fk off and mind his own business.

ch750536 · 18-07-2010 07:18PM

grow a pair.

18-07-2010 07:18PM

Just tell him to f* off asking to see your tickets, ask does he want all your shop receipts too

harrison fraud · 18-07-2010 07:18PM

weldoninhio wrote: »

What has your boss got to do with your social life??

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

Bucklesman · 18-07-2010 07:18PM

If you've bought a ticket off them before you might still have an email with flight times etc. in your inbox you could mess with and print off.

Fizman · 18-07-2010 07:21PM

Tell your boss to suck your rocket.

Nosey bollix.

KaiserMc · 18-07-2010 07:23PM

Buy the ticket...you coward.

18-07-2010 07:24PM

I'll do it if you scan an original. I've been arrested for passports so this is a nice step down.

stovelid · 18-07-2010 07:24PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Discuss with your boss the next time he's sitting down with you to plan your life.

MagicMarker · 18-07-2010 07:24PM

Don't be such a pussy and just tell them you don't want to go.

Diageio_Man · 18-07-2010 07:26PM

grow a pair, 4th time's a charm

peanuthead · 18-07-2010 07:26PM

Shenanigans!

I don't think this has to do with a stag night at all.

In fact I think this is something work related you were trying to get out of. No boss on earth would want an employee to accompany him on a social night out that much.

tony1kenobi · 18-07-2010 07:26PM

Tell him the real reason you don't want to go is that the bride to be is riding another one of your cousins but you don't want to get involved.....the stag will be well over by the time that is sorted......oh......and go to London too....it'll be great craic.

SugarHigh · 18-07-2010 07:27PM

peanuthead wrote: »

Shenanigans!

I don't think this has to do with a stag night at all.

In fact I think this is something work related you were trying to get out of. No boss on earth would want an employee to accompany him on a social night out that much.

Why wouldn't you trust someone called Harrison Fraud?

harrison fraud · 18-07-2010 07:30PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'll do it if you scan an original. I've been arrested for passports so this is a nice step down.

Thanks but i dont have an original one

Nervous Wreck · 18-07-2010 07:30PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

That actually makes things less complicated. In all family issues, you have a failsafe back-up plan that will get things sorted out in seconds. Tell your mam.

Sea Sharp · 18-07-2010 07:31PM

some1 else booked the ticket for you and you don't have access to their email account.

Killer Pigeon · 18-07-2010 07:32PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Why is your boss being such a pushover? How dare he try to delve into the personal lives of his employees. No decent person would ever do something as up front as what your boss is doing, unless they are seriously paranoid. I wouldn't bother buying tickets and showing them to him. If he says anything just pass it off. I mean he can't fire you for it, if he does it would be unfair dismissal.

Antamojo · 18-07-2010 07:33PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

harrison fraud ?.... hmmm

smokie2008 · 18-07-2010 07:34PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

You work with your family and you said you've to go to London and thought they wouldn't find out??? Good man!!

If your really THAT desperate go and book cheap middle of the night tickets for next year or some sh!t and they'll email you a receipt then just check the flight number for the day your supposedly travelling and edit them....then hit print....sorted. probably cost you 20 quid

tony1kenobi · 18-07-2010 07:34PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Why is your boss being such a pushover? How dare he try to delve into the personal lives of his employees. No decent person would ever do something like that.

You may need to brush up on the defenition of pushover there......

Killer Pigeon · 18-07-2010 07:39PM

harrison fraud wrote: »

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

If I was in your situation I wouldn't care if the boss was my brother, I still wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

harrison fraud · 18-07-2010 07:40PM

weldoninhio wrote: »

What has your boss got to do with your social life??

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Grow a pair,

tell 'em you're washing your hair...

bleg wrote: »

Just tell them you can't afford it. It's the guilt free get out of anything now that the recession has come around.

Sitec wrote: »

grow a pair.

WindSock wrote: »

Tell your boss to fk off and mind his own business.

bluewolf wrote: »

Just tell him to f* off asking to see your tickets, ask does he want all your shop receipts too

Fizman wrote: »

Tell your boss to suck your rocket.

Nosey bollix.

Sitec wrote: »

tell your uncle to fcuk off then.

Diageio_Man wrote: »

grow a pair, 4th time's a charm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Don't be such a pussy and just tell them you don't want to go.

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Why is your boss being such a pushover? How dare he try to delve into the personal lives of his employees. No decent person would ever do something as up front as what your boss is doing, unless they are seriously paranoid. I wouldn't bother buying tickets and showing them to him. If he says anything just pass it off. I mean he can't fire you for it, if he does it would be unfair dismissal.

I know I know

...but i already said it on the spur of the moment and now i dont want to look like a liar

Killer Pigeon · 18-07-2010 07:42PM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

You may need to brush up on the defenition of pushover there......

oh bah-hole-lox. Guess my point was totally irrelevant then. I meant pushy, soz!

yermanoffthetv · 18-07-2010 07:43PM

just say you booked the ticket online and you're picking them up at the airport. If he goes on further then say fcuk off im busy.

Need a big favour

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