Need a big favour

harrison fraud

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

weldoninhio

What has your boss got to do with your social life??

Ricardo G

Better hope they dont decide to head to London on his stag:D

Poor Uncle Tom

Grow a pair,

tell 'em you're washing your hair...

bleg

Just tell them you can't afford it. It's the guilt free get out of anything now that the recession has come around.

Leeg17

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here?

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Looks like you'll be able to figure it out just grand.

WindSock

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Tell your boss to fk off and mind his own business.

ch750536

grow a pair.

Just tell him to f* off asking to see your tickets, ask does he want all your shop receipts too

harrison fraud

weldoninhio wrote: »

What has your boss got to do with your social life??

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

Bucklesman

If you've bought a ticket off them before you might still have an email with flight times etc. in your inbox you could mess with and print off.

Fizman

Tell your boss to suck your rocket.

Nosey bollix.

KaiserMc

Buy the ticket...you coward.

I'll do it if you scan an original. I've been arrested for passports so this is a nice step down.

stovelid

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Discuss with your boss the next time he's sitting down with you to plan your life.

MagicMarker

Don't be such a pussy and just tell them you don't want to go.

Diageio_Man

grow a pair, 4th time's a charm

peanuthead

Shenanigans!

I don't think this has to do with a stag night at all.

In fact I think this is something work related you were trying to get out of. No boss on earth would want an employee to accompany him on a social night out that much.

tony1kenobi

Tell him the real reason you don't want to go is that the bride to be is riding another one of your cousins but you don't want to get involved.....the stag will be well over by the time that is sorted......oh......and go to London too....it'll be great craic.

SugarHigh

peanuthead wrote: »

Shenanigans!

I don't think this has to do with a stag night at all.

In fact I think this is something work related you were trying to get out of. No boss on earth would want an employee to accompany him on a social night out that much.

Why wouldn't you trust someone called Harrison Fraud?

harrison fraud

Deleted User wrote: »

I'll do it if you scan an original. I've been arrested for passports so this is a nice step down.

Thanks but i dont have an original one

Nervous Wreck

harrison fraud wrote: »

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

That actually makes things less complicated. In all family issues, you have a failsafe back-up plan that will get things sorted out in seconds. Tell your mam.

Sea Sharp

some1 else booked the ticket for you and you don't have access to their email account.

Killer Pigeon

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Why is your boss being such a pushover? How dare he try to delve into the personal lives of his employees. No decent person would ever do something as up front as what your boss is doing, unless they are seriously paranoid. I wouldn't bother buying tickets and showing them to him. If he says anything just pass it off. I mean he can't fire you for it, if he does it would be unfair dismissal.

Antamojo

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

harrison fraud ?.... hmmm

smokie2008

harrison fraud wrote: »

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

You work with your family and you said you've to go to London and thought they wouldn't find out??? Good man!!




If your really THAT desperate go and book cheap middle of the night tickets for next year or some sh!t and they'll email you a receipt then just check the flight number for the day your supposedly travelling and edit them....then hit print....sorted. probably cost you 20 quid

tony1kenobi

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Why is your boss being such a pushover? How dare he try to delve into the personal lives of his employees. No decent person would ever do something like that.

You may need to brush up on the defenition of pushover there......

Killer Pigeon

harrison fraud wrote: »

Hes my uncle ....and the the guy whos having the stag is his son my cousin...so its a bit complicated

If I was in your situation I wouldn't care if the boss was my brother, I still wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

harrison fraud

weldoninhio wrote: »

What has your boss got to do with your social life??

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Grow a pair,

tell 'em you're washing your hair...

bleg wrote: »

Just tell them you can't afford it. It's the guilt free get out of anything now that the recession has come around.

Sitec wrote: »

grow a pair.

WindSock wrote: »

Tell your boss to fk off and mind his own business.

bluewolf wrote: »

Just tell him to f* off asking to see your tickets, ask does he want all your shop receipts too

Fizman wrote: »

Tell your boss to suck your rocket.

Nosey bollix.

Sitec wrote: »

tell your uncle to fcuk off then.

Diageio_Man wrote: »

grow a pair, 4th time's a charm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Don't be such a pussy and just tell them you don't want to go.

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Why is your boss being such a pushover? How dare he try to delve into the personal lives of his employees. No decent person would ever do something as up front as what your boss is doing, unless they are seriously paranoid. I wouldn't bother buying tickets and showing them to him. If he says anything just pass it off. I mean he can't fire you for it, if he does it would be unfair dismissal.

I know I know ...but i already said it on the spur of the moment and now i dont want to look like a liar

Killer Pigeon

tony1kenobi wrote: »

You may need to brush up on the defenition of pushover there......

oh bah-hole-lox. Guess my point was totally irrelevant then. I meant pushy, soz!

yermanoffthetv

just say you booked the ticket online and you're picking them up at the airport. If he goes on further then say fcuk off im busy.

Killer Pigeon

yermanoffthetv wrote: »

just say you booked the ticket online and you're picking them up at the airport. If he goes on further then say fcuk off im busy.

True, I mean if you're flying with Ryanair then you can print out the boarding ticket yourself 40 minute (or something like that) before the flight leave. So tell him you haven't had the time yet to print them out and you probably will only do it the night before the flight.

Improbable

tell him you're taking a ferry and you havent booked a ticket.

mfceiling

Kill the 2 of them..........problem solved

Panthro

tell the boss that your missus is taking you over to London for the weekend. its supposed to be a surprise and you are supposed to know nothing about it, but you were told of the surprise by your missus's brother when you were on the beer with him the other night.
so you dont have the ticket but you know for 100% that you will not be available for sh!tty mac sh!tterson's stag.

MIRMIR82

If you really need and excuse that bad.....ryanair.ie
Ticket to gatwick saturday....63euro.

If the situation is that bad you'll pay it!!

Redlion

MIRMIR82 wrote: »

If you really need and excuse that bad.....ryanair.ie
Ticket to gatwick saturday....63euro.

If the situation is that bad you'll pay it!!

yeah, but i dont think the guy wants to be out €63 :rolleyes:

harrison fraud

harrison fraud wrote: »

Thanks but i dont have an original one

Hmm.. I don't think I can get any old ones, I'll check though.

Engelbert

harrison fraud wrote: »

I know I know ...but i already said it on the spur of the moment and now i dont want to look like a liar

Sounds like the only way out is a meeting with your work colleagues and a sockful of pennies

Actually, sure don't ya only get the ticket when you do your online check in?

Just copy the confirmation email from a previous booking, edit it to suit your flight/dates and then send it "from" ryanair with an email spoofer.

I haven't tried this one but it might work.
http://www.topfun.co.uk/gonmadmail/names.shtml


Then print it and there's your proof.. You wouldn't have the ticket till the day before with online check in. I think.

Loopy

Jesus your boss wants to see your ticket..
Cheeky bastard.
Right you messed up by saying you were going away but honestly you don't have to explain yourself to anyone like that.

Scuid Mhór

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

go to the stag party or look like a lying introvert in front of your boss.

yes i can see this must be quite a hard decision.

Hedman

Shag your cousins fiance and tell him. No more stag party to attend.

orourkeda

harrison fraud wrote: »

Can anyone help me out here? Someone in work who i cant stand asked me to his stag weekend next week,and i told him i cant cos i was going to London on Saturday(first excuse that came into my head)

Thing is the boss wants me to go too (who i also cant stand)but he doesn't believe me and wants to see my ticket

So anyone know where i can get a old Ryanair ticket and edit it with my name and dates on it or do i have to just buy a ticket and not go?

Tell him to f*ck off.

You can use the 30 hours community service as your get out clause.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055972746

Mac Masters

Tell them the truth..... that your attracted to your cousin and it would be awkward!

Mrmoe

Say you have contagious, explosive diarrhea and that you can't go.

IvySlayer

Your private life is just that - private. Tell your boss to **** off out of your business.

harrison fraud

Deleted User wrote: »

Actually, sure don't ya only get the ticket when you do your online check in?

Just copy the confirmation email from a previous booking, edit it to suit your flight/dates and then send it "from" ryanair with an email spoofer.

I haven't tried this one but it might work.
http://www.topfun.co.uk/gonmadmail/names.shtml


Then print it and there's your proof.. You wouldn't have the ticket till the day before with online check in. I think.

Thanks a million Ads by Google

I could kiss you right now ,it worked a treat,i will show him the email in the morning

Nice one.. Much easier than photoshop!

yermanoffthetv

harrison fraud wrote: »

Thanks a million Ads by Google

I could kiss you right now ,it worked a treat,i will show him the email in the morning

Now after everyone here helping you out besure to tell us all the gorey details if it worked or not!

Fluorescence

I would have thought it'd be easier to tell your boss to fcuk off and mind his own business if he's your uncle. Family members are always allowed to treat each other like crap