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Cool Jobs

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 639 ✭✭✭Shivers26


    djk1000 wrote: »
    I'm an accountant, there's nothing like a good long complicated creditors reconciliation to get the blood flowing. I'm getting a semi just thinking about it! I think I'll head back to the office now just for fun.:D:D:D

    Down with this sort of thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭muletide


    Amanda Seyfried's part in Mamma Mia. Singing and dancing to ABBA on the Greek Islands. And she gets to wear a wedding dress. My dream. *cries*

    Dad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    muletide wrote: »
    Dad?

    Don't tell your mother...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭chem


    Friend of mine is an explosives engineer. Blows stuff up for a living :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    My job...if you love animals! Errr...that sounds weird..but thats all you're gettin :D


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  • Posts: 449 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A mattress sleep tester person. I only presume such a job exists, would be pretty cool nonetheless...go to work, fall asleep, wake up, work done :D
    Think I'm pretty well qualified for that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,995 ✭✭✭take everything


    Refrigerator repair man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 320 ✭✭The_Joker.


    Man......... just how cool would it be to be a taxi driver ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭Bodhan


    Well I review cars for a living, not always cool cars but hey I'm making money :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭Ollchailin




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭gagomes


    Crocodile Wrangler is the coolest I can think of.

    "C'mere ally, give yer auld da a hug"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    6 real cool jobs

    Paradise Island caretaker

    Roller coaster designer

    Chocolate maker

    Luxury Bed tester

    Honeymoon holiday trialist

    Computer games tester

    There are others like prostitute tester, water slide tester, wine tester...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,065 ✭✭✭WallyGUFC


    I clean cinema toilets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    WallyGUFC wrote: »
    I clean cinema toilets.

    Living the dream


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,065 ✭✭✭WallyGUFC


    Raedwald wrote: »
    Current job is not too bad, get paid to watch football matches evenings and weekends. :D
    HOW?? I would love that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    I was watching some Australian immigration customs programme and there is some lad that has to view any porn dvds that passengers bring into the country to make sure they meet the censorship


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Davidius wrote: »
    Mathematician is one of the more exciting jobs I imagine.


    Or a mathamiagician! Watch as I make this remainder disappear!!!


    Where the hell is Biggins? I MUST KNOW!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Pauleta wrote: »
    I was watching some Australian immigration customs programme and there is some lad that has to view any porn dvds that passengers bring into the country to make sure they meet the censorship

    Some people might say thats great, not me I'd say its very 'hit or miss' like in one film its your standard run of the mill porno and then another might be some 60 yr old fat granny doing the nasty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    Pauleta wrote: »
    I was watching some Australian immigration customs programme and there is some lad that has to view any porn dvds that passengers bring into the country to make sure they meet the censorship

    Yeah I work with a dude who used to be based in customs in Dublin port, he said they have to watch any porn DVDs that are found to ensure they're nothing illegal, sounds like a sweet number, unless you found the Catholic Churches' bumper bonanza :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭dellas1979


    hahahaha - this thread is so funny its amazing how fast it went into the gutter


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭The Express


    Heard of a guy that lives in North Wicklow, supposedly very well paid doing chassis/road testing for some car manufacturers (often Jag). Drives the bejasus out of them on the track, clocks off, back to a nice hotel every night, then home to IRL until he's called again. Sweeeeeet.

    The way my own job is going at the moment, sitting on my arse for 40 years and hanging my hat on a nice public sector pension would do me just fine. It really would.

    I live in hope and anxiously await the lifting of the recruitment ban :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Pauleta wrote: »
    I was watching some Australian immigration customs programme and there is some lad that has to view any porn dvds that passengers bring into the country to make sure they meet the censorship
    Yeah I work with a dude who used to be based in customs in Dublin port, he said they have to watch any porn DVDs that are found to ensure they're nothing illegal, sounds like a sweet number, unless you found the Catholic Churches' bumper bonanza :eek:




    Great job...but you'll eventually end up looking like this
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    Heard of a guy that lives in North Wicklow, supposedly very well paid doing chassis/road testing for some car manufacturers (often Jag). Drives the bejasus out of them on the track, clocks off, back to a nice hotel every night, then home to IRL until he's called again. Sweeeeeet.

    My great uncle(is there such a thing? My mam's uncle) used to do this for Audi I think it was. He said it was the best job he's ever had, was some craic just racing around. There used to be other drivers too and they'd be having mini races etc.

    Anyway the OP states what cool jobs do YOU have, not what cool jobs can you think of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭Raedwald


    WallyGUFC wrote: »
    HOW?? I would love that!

    Work for a betting company and manage their in-running football matches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭fitzeyboy.


    Lift Engineer. Has its ups and downs though :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭icywind1980


    I used to work in an old fashioned print shop that had a darkroom. We had trays of developer just laying around.. when we got bored we set it on fire. Good times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Claasman


    Flux capacitor installer.








    i spend alot of time traveling


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    My job as a student is great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Im a primatologist which is grand but my dream onn would be to work for national geographic


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    I work for the Government, to gauge the attitudes of modern Irish people on public forums such as this. Sounds pretty cool but the findings are depressing. You really wouldn't wanna see my pie chart.


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