Cool Jobs

The Saint · 13-07-2010 06:18PM #1

OK, we all know that know that being a mod on boards is one of the coolest jobs that there is, only topped by being an admin. However, for the rest of us plebs have to make do with lesser, albeit still pretty cool jobs.

So who here has an awesomely cool job? I'm talking fighter pilots, astronauts, fluffer for porn flicks, accountants, etc. OK, there's not likely to be any astronauts but there must be people here doing some pretty smashing things.

btw, My Ma is not a job, not at least until the second date anyway.

mikemac · 13-07-2010 06:22PM

The Saint wrote: »

I'm talking.... fluffer for porn flicks,

God bless my innocence, I had to google that, never heard that term before

I love wine and have done night courses on it.
Wouldn't mind to be employed by a vinyard tasting wine, that's my dream anyway.

PeterIanStaker · 13-07-2010 06:22PM

The Saint wrote: »

So who here has an awesomely cool job? I'm talking fighter pilots, astronauts, fluffer for porn flicks,

I'm the guy in the porn flick with the receding ponytail and limited english who comes to fix a random household appliance to the sound of wah-wah guitar:cool:

Kevin Bacon · 13-07-2010 06:26PM

How is being a fluffer in a porno a good job? **** lads off all day might be ok for your ma...but not me.

13-07-2010 06:26PM

that being a mod on boards is one of the coolest jobs that there is

:eek:

TheTosh · 13-07-2010 06:27PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

I'm the guy in the porn flick with the receding ponytail and limited english who comes to fix a random household appliance to the sound of wah-wah guitar:cool:

Thats better then being the girl with the 5 blokes all stood around her ready to make her look like phantom of the opera

magicianz · 13-07-2010 06:28PM

Well I'm your da so guess who I do at night?

Myself :'(

Gummy Panda · 13-07-2010 06:28PM

Stunt cock would be cool.

Paid to pop :pac:

PeterIanStaker · 13-07-2010 06:30PM

TheTosh wrote: »

Thats better then being the girl with the 5 blokes all stood around her ready to make her look like phantom of the opera

I is also one or more of these men.

Zipp101 · 13-07-2010 06:31PM

Transponster

Mr Benevolent · 13-07-2010 06:31PM

Test pilot
Rocket engine engineer
CPU development engineer
Astronomer
Jet engine designer

Yakult · 13-07-2010 06:31PM

The Saint wrote: »

OK, we all know that know that being a mod on boards is one of the coolest jobs that there is, only topped by being an admin.

Aspirations, I haz it.

Imo music producer would be the coolest job.

TheTosh · 13-07-2010 06:32PM

In all seriousness, Hugh Hefner has the coolest job in the world

Cullen82 · 13-07-2010 06:38PM

OR Training Dolphins..........how to read and write;)

El Guapo! · 13-07-2010 06:51PM

I'm a mechanic (which is a **** job), but I get to drive Bentleys a good bit and sometimes Ferraris, so I suppose thats kinda cool.........I still hate my life.

............or do I?!!:D......................yes, yes I do

mikemac · 13-07-2010 06:54PM

Do the owners know their mechanic is out driving their cars?

TheTosh · 13-07-2010 06:56PM

Cheryl Cole's gynaecologist

djk1000 · 13-07-2010 06:58PM

I'm an accountant, there's nothing like a good long complicated creditors reconciliation to get the blood flowing. I'm getting a semi just thinking about it! I think I'll head back to the office now just for fun.:D:D:D

ScumLord · 13-07-2010 06:58PM

This guys job.

Raedwald · 13-07-2010 06:59PM

Presenter on Top Gear, basically just having a laugh with your mates in some very cool and expensive cars and getting paid a truckload of money to do that.

Current job is not too bad, get paid to watch football matches evenings and weekends.

El Guapo! · 13-07-2010 06:59PM

feelingstressed wrote: »

Do the owners know their mechanic is out driving their cars?

The majority of them are cars that havent been sold yet. But if they are belonging to customers then I only bring them for a test drive when I need to. Its not like I just randomly go cruising around in their cars.

13-07-2010 06:59PM

Actuary :cool:

The Saint · 13-07-2010 07:04PM

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

How is being a fluffer in a porno a good job? **** lads off all day might be ok for your ma...but not me.

I was including the ladies. Maybe some boards lady has a fluffying job or maybe some lucky boards lad has a job in getting the lady porn stars warmed up.

Anyway, I meant what boarsies have cool jobs, not jobs that you think are cool, although actuary is pretty sexy. :eek:

El Guapo! · 13-07-2010 07:08PM

A friend of a friend is a booze taster in Guinness' Thats a pretty fukn cool job :cool:

Ferris_Bueller · 13-07-2010 07:09PM

Dean09 wrote: »

I'm a mechanic (which is a **** job), but I get to drive Bentleys a good bit and sometimes Ferraris, so I suppose thats kinda cool.........I still hate my life. ............or do I?!!:D......................yes, yes I do

Cameron is still pretty p1ssed off about that.

El Guapo! · 13-07-2010 07:15PM

Ferris_Bueller wrote: »

Cameron is still pretty p1ssed off about that.

Ah I see what you did there! :pac:

Davidius · 13-07-2010 07:17PM

Mathematician is one of the more exciting jobs I imagine.

Catari Jaguar · 13-07-2010 07:19PM

Amanda Seyfried's part in Mamma Mia. Singing and dancing to ABBA on the Greek Islands. And she gets to wear a wedding dress. My dream. *cries*

El Guapo! · 13-07-2010 07:19PM

Davidius wrote: »

Mathematician is one of the more exciting jobs I imagine.

Carol Vorderman FTW

tony1kenobi · 13-07-2010 07:22PM

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

How is being a fluffer in a porno a good job? **** lads off all day might be ok for your ma...but not me.

So you are bitter about it then?Just don't take it out on the lads lads.

bluewolf wrote: »

Actuary :cool:

Reary?

The Saint · 13-07-2010 07:34PM

Dean09 wrote: »

A friend of a friend is a booze taster in Guinness' Thats a pretty fukn cool job :cool:

That is a pretty kick ass job.

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