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Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting To Get Hands On Lindsay Lohan

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,458 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Hopefully they use a camera.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Dartz wrote: »
    Hopefully they use a camera.
    To beat her to death with...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    i was going to say, 'i am not a fan of lindsay lohan but that's not even remotely funny'. then i realised the link directed me to fox news and the thread lost all credibility.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    And because of this she wont see the inside of a cell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Sweet, they'll make a movie about this yet!

    She's going to be so hot as Linda Lovelace when she gets out of Jail.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Lesbian prison gangs.

    I think we have a title for a porn movie right there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Fox news eh?
    story is bullsh1t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Lesbian prison gangs.

    I think we have a title for a porn movie right there.
    I'd be very surprised if that name wasn't already in use.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    Sure doesn't she have a girlfriend already so what's the biggie???:confused:

    Not like she'd be unused to a little lesbian action


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Koa Square Turbojet


    Sure doesn't she have a girlfriend already so what's the biggie???:confused:

    Not like she'd be unused to a little lesbian action

    Wtf? I guess if she had a boyfriend it would be ok for her to be gangraped?
    :confused:

    Anyway, since it's Faux News...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    i was going to say, 'i am not a fan of lindsay lohan but that's not even remotely funny'. then i realised the link directed me to fox news and the thread lost all credibility.
    Fox news eh?
    story is bullsh1t

    The news reporting arm of Fox TV is actually quite reliable and generally balanced, and this would be clear to anyone who actually watches their bulletins, but then when have the facts ever stopped people from jumping on their favourite bandwagon? It's Fox's opinion shows, the likes of Hannity and Glen Beck, that trade in political bias and peddle misinformation.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Meh!
    She is being put into a section that is used for "stars". Thats means that she will be kept away from the majority of the normal mob.
    There is as much chance of her being ganged up on in there as there is a chance of me kissing Mary Harney!

    Another point to ponder:
    Lindsay Lohan may soon be on her way to prison, but her legal woes are turning into her biggest pay-day in years. Bids for the troubled starlet's pre- and post-prison interview are now coming in at over $500,000. Major TV networks -- which technically don't pay for interviews but often get around that by paying for pictures -- are putting in bids by joining forces with weekly magazines to score the big jailhouse chat....
    ...A source told Page Six, "The irony is Lindsay is in demand. The bidding is over $500,000 for the rights to the pre-jail interview, the prison diary and the first chat when she is released. "But Lindsay is still convinced she'll get a reduced term -- even if she has to go to rehab afterwards for longer. She has spoken to a number of lawyers over the weekend."

    Source: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/07/lindsay-is-worth-more-in-jail.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Lesbian prison gangs.

    I think we have a title for a porn movie right there.

    Mel Gibson will write the script and direct it. "The girl in the ripped pyjamas"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Wtf? I guess if she had a boyfriend it would be ok for her to be gangraped?
    :confused:

    Anyway, since it's Faux News...

    Twas a joke and only a joke!!!:D
    Thought this was AH.......
    Fuppin' hell:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    zimovain wrote: »
    Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting To Get Hands On Lindsay Lohan

    Lindsay remaining tight lipped on this claim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    Twas a joke and only a joke!!!:D
    Thought this was AH.......
    Fuppin' hell:o

    she could use a good dose of rape


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    she could use a good dose of rape
    AH or not, I don't consider that funny or witty. Just crass.
    No one deserves that treatment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    she could use a good dose of rape

    Oh no you didn't........:eek:

    Fluffy exits quickly before the inevitable backlash!!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 708 ✭✭✭zimovain


    Oh no you didn't........:eek:

    Fluffy exits quickly before the inevitable backlash!!:pac:

    +1:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Howard the Duck


    Hmmm i didn't even know there could be lesbian rape...what does that involved? forced licking?

    I'm sure she'll be grand they'll probably all want to develop deep meaningful 90 day relationships so she can send them comfortable shoes when she gets out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    Biggins wrote: »
    AH or not, I don't consider that funny or witty. Just crass.
    No one deserves that treatment.

    oh tis in jest, i'd never seriously want anyone to be raped


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    She might not be raped. Lezzies are a romantic bunch at heart. I would imagine chocolates and flowers and a candle lit cell. Then a good rough shag with an imaginary cock.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Einhard wrote: »
    The news reporting arm of Fox TV is actually quite reliable and generally balanced, and this would be clear to anyone who actually watches their bulletins, but then when have the facts ever stopped people from jumping on their favourite bandwagon? It's Fox's opinion shows, the likes of Hannity and Glen Beck, that trade in political bias and peddle misinformation.

    Those aren't facts. Those are your opinions. Which many people disagree with. So as yet the fact that Fox news is balanced and reliable has not been established and is a pretty hard case to argue that the facts are getting in the way of people bashing a news station with obvious political leanings and a fine history of dubious reporting. Tbh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Those aren't facts. Those are your opinions. Which many people disagree with. So as yet the fact that Fox news is balanced and reliable has not been established and is a pretty hard case to argue that the facts are getting in the way of people bashing a news station with obvious political leanings and a fine history of dubious reporting. Tbh.
    I have to agree. Fox News record as being impartial and/or sticking to actual facts is open to question for some time now.
    Honestly, to a lot of folk they have become a still running (sad) joke now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Einhard wrote: »
    The news reporting arm of Fox TV is actually quite reliable and generally balanced, and this would be clear to anyone who actually watches their bulletins, but then when have the facts ever stopped people from jumping on their favourite bandwagon? It's Fox's opinion shows, the likes of Hannity and Glen Beck, that trade in political bias and peddle misinformation.

    Facts me arse, I've seen plenty of Fox news videos, I have never subjected myself to Beck or his ilk in my life. Suffice it to say the hysterical right leanings of Fox lead me to disagree, and this is a very sturdy comfortable bandwagon I've hopped on, I like it. Hows the aloof rhetoric wagon going for ye?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    I heard of fox blatantly fabricating storys to drill up interest or discussion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    I heard of fox blatantly fabricating storys to drill up interest or discussion

    That post is a blatant fabrication to drill up interest and discussion! :pac:


    In all seriousness though, journalism is dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    SERIOUS QUESTION:

    Is there any newspaper/ programme/ channel that can be trusted or is half realistic in their reporting?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    SERIOUS QUESTION:

    Is there any newspaper/ programme/ channel that can be trusted or is half realistic in their reporting?

    I'd like to see frankie boyle and charlie brooker present a news show, they'd tell it like it is


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    SERIOUS QUESTION:

    Is there any newspaper/ programme/ channel that can be trusted or is half realistic in their reporting?

    I tend to read many sources on any issue before reaching an opinion, but in reality you may never know the full truth if it isn't the truth that sits well with government or editorial policy.

    I do find theregister.co.uk to be very good though, odd in that it is a tech and IT oriented site, but it has great coverage of UK government policy and the erosion of freedoms there in many areas of life, it is UK based after all. No news media is above hyperbole, but some can be more credible than others.


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