Beginning to suspect that Dublin revolves around me.

Dublindude69 · 11-07-2010 09:59PM #1

I'm starting to feel like Dublin, maybe Ireland revolves around ME and MY happiness. I think people should break their backs to make ME happy. People should step out of MY way on the streets. I should get what ever I want when ever I want.

SadieSue · 11-07-2010 10:00PM

Is your arse burning? Since the sun now shines out of it.

sNarah · 11-07-2010 10:49PM

Oh I see you're still here... *great*... <>sarcasm</>

Fago! · 11-07-2010 11:32PM

Haha, who the hell are you trying to be.? Me?

/thread

Latchy · 11-07-2010 11:34PM

Isn't this what mental rest homes are for ?

Storminateacup · 12-07-2010 12:55AM

BBY ill break your back if you want....

i have a seriously large black dildo... it would break more than your back tbf.

sNarah · 12-07-2010 08:11AM

That's nice. So you are still here too? Even greater!

Brendog · 12-07-2010 08:14AM

I see Brian Cowen now has a boards account

Scarydoll · 12-07-2010 03:25PM

Naw I think it revolves around David Cranny.

sNarah · 12-07-2010 03:40PM

Oh yeah, I totally forgot about him! True though. Cranny is the most loved person in the whole of Dublin.

Scarydoll · 12-07-2010 03:44PM

He is indeed. Sure how could you not love that little scamp.

Sarky · 12-07-2010 04:54PM

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I'm starting to feel like Dublin, maybe Ireland revolves around ME and MY happiness. I think people should break their backs to make ME happy. People should step out of MY way on the streets. I should get what ever I want when ever I want.

I wouldn't worry about this overmuch. You're just deluded. You probably think you're a civilised, sophisticated, urbane sort of gent with a witty comeback for any and all occasions. This is a classic mental health issue, and one that will only get worse in time, until you end up getting run over by an 18-tonne articulated truck while believing you are Moses trying to part the Red Sea.

I recommend a slow and steady course of having your friends kick you squarely in the crotch until the harsh indifference of reality tears apart the sordid little fantasy behind which you hide your real problems.

Then the healing can begin.

God, I can't wait until I can actually be called Dr. Sarky.

celtanu · 12-07-2010 04:59PM

Sarky wrote: »

I wouldn't worry about this overmuch. You're just deluded. You probably think you're a civilised, sophisticated, urbane sort of gent with a witty comeback for any and all occasions. This is a classic mental health issue, and one that will only get worse in time, until you end up getting run over by an 18-tonne articulated truck while believing you are Moses trying to part the Red Sea.

I recommend a slow and steady course of having your friends kick you squarely in the crotch until the harsh indifference of reality tears apart the sordid little fantasy behind which you hide your real problems.

Then the healing can begin.

God, I can't wait until I can actually be called Dr. Sarky.

wearing a cup is cheating!:pac:

sNarah · 12-07-2010 10:04PM

Sarky wrote: »

God, I can't wait until I can actually be called Dr. Sarky.

We already think of you that way Sarky. Maybe can even have some random letters behind your name! Dr. Sarky, PhD, Bach, R.C.S.I, IILp.

Deki · 12-07-2010 10:10PM

Isn't that a bit greedy? Already an elder god, now you want to be a Doctor?
Maybe you can have your own television show though. You could solve problems for the masses.

cyberwolf77 · 12-07-2010 10:57PM

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I'm starting to feel like Dublin, maybe Ireland revolves around ME and MY happiness. I think people should break their backs to make ME happy. People should step out of MY way on the streets. I should get what ever I want when ever I want.

sNarah · 13-07-2010 08:37AM

*waves*

Deki · 13-07-2010 10:42AM

Hi. Hows You ?

cyberwolf77 · 13-07-2010 11:07AM

Oh dear, what hath I wrought upon TCN?

Deki · 13-07-2010 11:11AM

Ah, Wolf they're sooo cute

:)

cyberwolf77 · 13-07-2010 11:14AM

Look, I found a pic of dublindude in his natural environment

sNarah · 13-07-2010 11:27AM

But but but

They are so much more intersting and fun than DublinDude!

Deki · 13-07-2010 11:31AM

I'll send this one to take care of him

cyberwolf77 · 13-07-2010 11:33AM

Sarky did ask for trolls, and he never said what kind.

Deki · 13-07-2010 11:39AM

OOH Sarky asked for trolls:p Well surely wouldn't want to disappoint Sarky. sNarah I think we have a mission!:pac:

cyberwolf77 · 13-07-2010 11:42AM

Specifically he told me to troll TCN

Sarky · 13-07-2010 11:43AM

I don't remember doing that. That doesn't mean much though. I was out of the house a good 10 minutes this morning before I realised I'd forgotten to zip up my trousers. If I'd been thinking about Marty Whelan at the time I'd surely have been arrested for gross public indecency. God, he's such a hunk. I'd spin HIS wheel.

Sarky · 13-07-2010 11:51AM

Sarky wrote: »

I don't remember doing that. That doesn't mean much though. I was out of the house a good 10 minutes this morning before I realised I'd forgotten to zip up my trousers. If I'd been thinking about Marty Whelan at the time I'd surely have been arrested for gross public indecency. God, he's such a hunk. I'd spin HIS wheel.

I don't remember posting this either. I might have a serious problem.

cyberwolf77 · 13-07-2010 11:51AM

Sarky wrote: »

I don't remember doing that. That doesn't mean much though. I was out of the house a good 10 minutes this morning before I realised I'd forgotten to zip up my trousers. If I'd been thinking about Marty Whelan at the time I'd surely have been arrested for gross public indecency. God, he's such a hunk. I'd spin HIS wheel.

You said I could troll TCN in honor of great trolls of the past

cyberwolf77 · 13-07-2010 11:52AM

Sarky wrote: »

I don't remember posting this either. I might have a serious problem.

I told you to stop taking funny pills strangers offer you.

Sarky · 13-07-2010 11:57AM

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

You said I could troll TCN in honor of great trolls of the past

Huh. That does sound like something I would say, doesn't it?

Was I wearing pants when I told you?

Beginning to suspect that Dublin revolves around me.

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