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How not to do it.

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  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    "The pain wouldn't stop, and Vern still had three cats left"

    Inspired.


  • #33
    angelll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭angelll


    ToasterSparks wrote: »
    How about this?

    np2tcj.jpg
    That's brilliant!


  • #34
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    I had a go at this today, and have now written 1100 words of complete dirge. Its amazing how easy it is. My only concerns are that its not bad enough, unless I edit out certain details I may have to mark it nsfw, and that after this I may never be able to write properly again. :)


  • #35
    dawvee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭dawvee


    I don't really have any ideas for a story, but I'd love to see one with a male romantic lead named Mike Hunt.


  • #36
    Antilles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Has there been any movement on setting a date and wordcount for this?


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  • #37
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I think I'll kick it off today with a 1500 max count and running until 31st July if that suits.


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    So is the purpose to write the worst story possible?


  • #39
    ToasterSparks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 368 ✭✭ToasterSparks


    The countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably--the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career.

    --Martha Simpson, Glastonbury, Connecticut (1985 Winner)

    You know, I'd quite like to read more of this story!


  • #40
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    The thread for VOAT 5 is up now here.

    Feel free to sig it :)


  • #41
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    ToasterSparks wrote: »
    How about this?

    np2tcj.jpg

    Mind if I rob that for my sig? :)


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  • #42
    ToasterSparks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 368 ✭✭ToasterSparks


    Of course not, I made it so everyone can use it. Rob away!

    Thanks for helping with the comp, too!


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