How not to do it.

dr.bollocko

"The pain wouldn't stop, and Vern still had three cats left"

Inspired.

angelll

ToasterSparks wrote: »

How about this?

That's brilliant!

Oryx

I had a go at this today, and have now written 1100 words of complete dirge. Its amazing how easy it is. My only concerns are that its not bad enough, unless I edit out certain details I may have to mark it nsfw, and that after this I may never be able to write properly again.

dawvee

I don't really have any ideas for a story, but I'd love to see one with a male romantic lead named Mike Hunt.

Antilles

Has there been any movement on setting a date and wordcount for this?

pickarooney

I think I'll kick it off today with a 1500 max count and running until 31st July if that suits.

So is the purpose to write the worst story possible?

ToasterSparks

The countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably--the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career.

--Martha Simpson, Glastonbury, Connecticut (1985 Winner)

You know, I'd quite like to read more of this story!

pickarooney

The thread for VOAT 5 is up now here.

Feel free to sig it

Aoibheann

ToasterSparks wrote: »

How about this?

Mind if I rob that for my sig?

ToasterSparks

Of course not, I made it so everyone can use it. Rob away!

Thanks for helping with the comp, too!