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starbelgrade · 08-07-2010 04:23AM

I learned the practical way. Just getting stuck in. Literally!

SarahBeep! · 08-07-2010 04:24AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I learned the practical way. Just getting stuck in. Literally!

Exactly! It's like peple saying they can swin when they've never even been wet!

Motley Crue · 08-07-2010 08:41AM

lila44 wrote: »

Did you get it in school? or at home? discuss.....

Sadly most of my Sex Ed sessions normally broke down into chants of "Oh, go on Ms, give us a Blowie!" and "Sir, I've a funny feeling in my Pants..." so to be quite honest we really didn't get anything taught to us

I met a girl around my own age at the time and she taught me everything I needed to know....we never really went out, just a bit of fun

Reminds me of that Meat Loaf song -

There was a beauty living on the edge of town
And she always put the top up and the hammer down
And she taught me everything I'll ever know
About the mystery and the muscle of love

Everything else I picked up from reading Medical/Science books and looking at the Internet

allanb49 · 08-07-2010 08:41AM

We had it in 6th class and one of the guys asked what a rainbow kiss was. The woman doing it said she thinks it has something to do with different coloured lipsticks....

That's all i actually remember from that class.

El Siglo · 08-07-2010 08:43AM

From little pervs in second class, I was 17 at the time which probably made it worse.

Motley Crue · 08-07-2010 08:45AM

allanb49 wrote: »

one of the guys asked what a rainbow kiss was

a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately making one big assed sloppery rank-as-**** mess.

Brendog · 08-07-2010 08:48AM

My Girlfriend got it!!

in the vagina

Poor Uncle Tom · 08-07-2010 08:48AM

El Siglo wrote: »

From little pervs in second class, I was 17 at the time which probably made it worse.

:eek: How long were you kept back?

allanb49 · 08-07-2010 08:48AM

Motley Crue wrote: »

a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately making one big assed sloppery rank-as-**** mess.

So she was a little off then :pac:

Still not as good as the Zack Morris sex position.

While having Sex with a girl from behind

Put on Avatar shades and shout freeze

If the girl doesnt freeze and respect the Zack, Bítch slap her

Poor Uncle Tom · 08-07-2010 08:51AM

Motley Crue wrote: »

a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately making one big assed sloppery rank-as-**** mess.

sweet Jesus,
mayo in your tomato juice, anyone?

fakeaccent · 08-07-2010 08:55AM

We were shown some godawful Angela MacNamara sex ed videos in sixth class and then made read a book from Veritas by her too called 'Ready Steady Grow'...desperate stuff

MitchKoobski · 08-07-2010 09:01AM

Technically I never recieved any sexual education. My class got swapped around so much that we were the only class that didn't go to the room for the talk about condoms and seeeexx. Although going on the stories from the other lads, I'm glad I didn't. They used shock tactics for STD's by showing Syphillis and Genital Warts. Three people got sick and four fainted. I learned everything I know from late night television from 1998 to 2004, and from turning off safesearch on google images.:D
The parents attempt was left up to mam. Walked into my room, threw the 'Boy Talk' book at me and said "Any questions, ask your father." I asked him where was the best place to find out for myself, taking the piss of course. He said "The Maryland Hotel."
Anyone from Waterford should get that. :P

Dravokivich · 08-07-2010 09:19AM

lila44 wrote: »

Did you get it in school?

Well there was this 1 teacher who was rather intrigued by how blonde my hair was... Never went further then that though

Aglomerado · 08-07-2010 09:22AM

I've been educated just by reading this thread...
rainbow kiss...eeeeew

NothingMan · 08-07-2010 09:23AM

Coed talk about diseases and how to hide your boner then split up and went into a class room with the gayest teacher in the world and basically took the piss out of him for a half hour. That was about 2nd year.

cara_ · 08-07-2010 09:25AM

just finished 5th year and had what was supposed to be sex ed for a few weeks in religion class. we watched some stupid video called "sex has a price tag". it was basically some crazy woman telling a gym full of teenagers that they should save themselves for marriage and that using condoms is useless because they cant fully prevent a.i.d.s and that you'll end up killing your future spouse... very disturbing to watch! also got a rundown on symptoms of s.t.i.s and why abortion is bad. :rolleyes:

Procasinator · 08-07-2010 09:37AM

cara_ wrote: »

"sex has a price tag".

Prostitution reference?

Lando Griffin · 08-07-2010 10:11AM

I googled it.
Wikipedia gave me all I need to know.

Korvanica · 08-07-2010 10:22AM

i learned from redtube :P

NothingMan · 08-07-2010 10:27AM

Korvanica wrote: »

i learned from redtube :P

I learned from 2 girls 1 cup. Man, was my girlfriend surprised the first time we got down to business.

Faith+1 · 08-07-2010 10:51AM

Who could forget Fuzzy Bunnys Guide to you know what......................

Novella · 08-07-2010 10:58AM

Sixth class. They split up the girls and the boys.

Girl talk : "So... um... periods. Blood will come out of your front bum once a month, and you just put a pad, like so, *holds up giant maxi pad* in your panties. Any questions? No, good."

"Don't have sex. Okay, back to class!"

orourkeda · 08-07-2010 11:03AM

Korvanica wrote: »

i learned from redtube :P

One of the worlds greatest educational resources

Mweelrea · 08-07-2010 11:03AM

giggsy664 wrote: »

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

When a mommy bear and a daddy bear love each other very much they hug in a special way

spitfireIRL · 08-07-2010 11:24AM

Faith+1 wrote: »

Who could forget Fuzzy Bunnys Guide to you know what......................

'She's faking it'

snooleen · 08-07-2010 12:52PM

IN 6th class some oul wan came in and told us about how you actually have sex and stuff but fertility wasn't explained. She showed us some video of a woman describing going through puberty, who said that she was in the bath and looked down and saw 'two points', referring to breasts. The only other thing I remember was someone asking in the secret anonymous questions we wrote on slips of paper, 'Can two people get stuck together during sex?'. Apparently they can. And have to be brought to hospital stuck together, is what we were told. Oh and she kept saying that sex was great-but only when you're married. We got the whole classroom thing too, split up and talked about periods or whatever. At that stage half of us had already experienced all this stuff anyway :S In JC science we learned about fertility. And in 6th year, which I've just finished, we got a load of videos shown to us by our scrag of a guidance councellor with condom demonstrations, info on loads on STIs and loads of types of contraception, which was good, as most of us were only aware of condoms, the pill and pulling out :P Twas a bit late for that though...

geeky · 08-07-2010 01:03PM

lila44 wrote: »

Did you get it in school? or at home? discuss.....

Great thread idea.

I went to a very Catholic school. When we were in first year, they brought in a doctor we called Greasy Deasy, who basically talked to us for 2/3 of a day and frightened us witless. The year before, a kid had to be carried out after fainting. He spouted some nonsense in retrospect: claimed that a group of men watching pornography together would be 'rubbing' each other by the time it finished, etc.

The next year he came back to us again, and made the schoolboy error of inviting anonymous questions to be submitted in writing. It provided a few moments of pure comedy gold, and some wacked-out stuff altogether.

He was well-remembered - I remember whenever any player took a shot to the groin in rugby matches, the entire stand would begin chanting 'Dr. Deasy'. Heard he died of a heart attack a few years back.

bluefinger · 08-07-2010 01:06PM

i learned i was a 'qaweeeoor' by people screaming it at me.

that was just the teachers.

bronte · 08-07-2010 01:08PM

fakeaccent wrote: »

We were shown some godawful Angela MacNamara sex ed videos in sixth class and then made read a book from Veritas by her too called 'Ready Steady Grow'...desperate stuff

That book is the funniest thing I've ever read! :pac:
Forgot the author's name.
She was one frustrated old bat!

Superbus · 08-07-2010 01:17PM

We got some form of it from a science teacher at some point, but the memory that sticks with me was a sub religion teacher casually mentioning vaginal discharge, kind of for no reason. It was hilarious.

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