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SEX ED

  • 08-07-2010 1:55am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭


    Did you get it in school? or at home? discuss.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    HOW IS BABBY FORMED?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    lila44 wrote: »
    Did you get it in school? or at home? discuss.....


    I got it in school and at home - then social services were called - life was never the same afterwards :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Yep, and it was a great, well-rounded, well-thought out course that taught us everything from pill use to condom use to what to do if you find out you're pregnant to various STDs and how to check for them, etc. I learned a lot and it made me a far more responsible person.












    ...But then again, I wasn't taught in Ireland by a pack of sexually-frustrated nuns.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭lila44


    i probably should have rephrased the question, i am more looking for the 18-25 year olds out there..

    inspired by the channel 4 sex education show on this week!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Who's Sex Ed?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    lila44 wrote: »
    i probably should have rephrased the question, i am more looking for the 18-25 year olds out there..

    inspired by the channel 4 sex education show on this week!

    I just watch that for cheap thrills.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Got one 30minute lesson from the guidance councillor in first year and thats about it -the rest i learned from practice :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    I have no idea why but I knew about sex from a very early age.. I was the sex ed for most of my friends haha! They did bring people into our school though who were very informative... watching some poor guy struggle to put a condom on a banana in front of 30 giggling 16 years was hilarious! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    I remember one lads fainted in school and another lad's parents wouldn't let him attend....had to leave the class.

    Both never lived it down.

    School, good times :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Got it in 5th and 6th class,in a catholic school!
    They answered everything untill people started taking the piss and asking what beastiality was.:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    lila44 wrote: »
    Did you get it in school?

    Around at the bike sheds.

    Thank God it wasn't a CBS.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 725 ✭✭✭KingLoser


    I was in a CBS, and they lumped sex ed into one hour along with drug awareness.

    Here's a condom and here's a lump of hash. They both send ya to hell. I'm 25 OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    lila44 wrote: »
    i probably should have rephrased the question, i am more looking for the 18-25 year olds out there..

    That rules me out so!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I got two goes of it, one in 5th or 6th class and another in 4th year in school.

    For some reason we were split up into male and female groups in the primary school one... no idea why.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,102 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    Mine was from a nun..

    she brought in a small book and talked about getting hairier and you might have wet dreams!! that you might want to wash your bottoms before your mother sees them and that it is completely normal..

    Thing was we were all 16 and had all this going on for years before hand.. No talk of pregnancy or condoms..

    I was kinda surprised at the last abortion ref that most of the girls weren't in favor of it and most of the lads thought it should be up to the person to decide not the state.. Quite shocked at that debate..


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Are you a lazy college student doing a survey OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭JohnnyChimpo


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

    Get back to SA before you get in trouble


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    lila44 wrote: »
    i probably should have rephrased the question, i am more looking for the 18-25 year olds out there..

    inspired by the channel 4 sex education show on this week!

    What's wrong with the poor ole oldies, who before Chanel 4, had to resort to a smuggled copy of the News of the World for their Sex Ed. as you call it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭SarahBeep!


    Schools teach abstainence....not sex =P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

    They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
    it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Vim Fuego


    Ours was done by a nun. 6th class I think.

    Message was condoms are bad, they take away from a precious gift that God gave you. That's why you should wait until marriage. Can't remember much else.

    After the main talk, we had to go see her in groups of 5 to ask any sensitive questions. We got our spokesperson to ask why some condoms are flavoured. She said 'Well, where do you taste things?' and fixed us with a stare. I think one of the lads said a half-hearted 'Er, eww' to make her stop.

    Anyway, it was ****e. The majority of my classmates have since knocked up some slapper & reproduced many times over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    lila44 wrote: »
    i probably should have rephrased the question, i am more looking for the 18-25 year olds out there..

    inspired by the channel 4 sex education show on this week!

    If you want to ask a question put exclusively to 18-25 year olds, then do it on Bebo. Boards isn't the 18-25 Club.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    We had sex ed from an ugly female religion teacher. The highlight was when one of the lads asked if pulling out was as effective as the pill! She answered very seriously that it wasn't.

    He must not have heard her as he has 5 kids now.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭SarahBeep!


    If you want to ask a question put exclusively to 18-25 year olds, then do it on Bebo. Boards isn't the 18-25 Club.

    I'm 18....got a problem?! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    SarahBeep! wrote: »
    I'm 18....got a problem?! :P

    Not at all. Would you like some sex education? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭SarahBeep!


    Not at all. Would you like some sex education? ;)

    That's what the preist said.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    I was 14 when my dad sat me down with a serious look on his face and said, "Son, we have to talk about sex".

    And I responded, "What exactly do you want to know da?" :pac:




    And coincidentally, 9 months later my younger brother was borned.






    I'm still trying to figure out how I came along...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    In 5th year we recieved a few short classes which were entitled sex education, but in reality they were nothing of the sort.
    We were just shown images of different venereal diseases and told how dangerous sex is.
    It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    KingLoser wrote: »
    I was in a CBS, and they lumped sex ed into one hour along with drug awareness.

    Here's a condom and here's a lump of hash. They both send ya to hell. I'm 25 OP.


    So they taught you how to smuggle drugs into prison?! Wow, progressive school...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    lila44 wrote: »
    Did you get it in school? or at home? discuss.....
    I learnt most of what I knew as a teenager first from listening to late night radio shows (13 and knew everything about DP :D) and then finding new things out from talking to girls. Nothing at home except for my father occasionally bragging about doing two chicks at the same time or doing some chick in a train, and nothing at school except for the basic biological stuff.

    For some reason I can bet that it was the pretty much the same for most kids in France :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I learned the practical way. Just getting stuck in. Literally!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭SarahBeep!


    I learned the practical way. Just getting stuck in. Literally!
    Exactly! It's like peple saying they can swin when they've never even been wet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    lila44 wrote: »
    Did you get it in school? or at home? discuss.....

    Sadly most of my Sex Ed sessions normally broke down into chants of "Oh, go on Ms, give us a Blowie!" and "Sir, I've a funny feeling in my Pants..." so to be quite honest we really didn't get anything taught to us

    I met a girl around my own age at the time and she taught me everything I needed to know....we never really went out, just a bit of fun

    Reminds me of that Meat Loaf song -

    There was a beauty living on the edge of town
    And she always put the top up and the hammer down
    And she taught me everything I'll ever know
    About the mystery and the muscle of love


    Everything else I picked up from reading Medical/Science books and looking at the Internet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    We had it in 6th class and one of the guys asked what a rainbow kiss was. The woman doing it said she thinks it has something to do with different coloured lipsticks....

    That's all i actually remember from that class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    From little pervs in second class, I was 17 at the time which probably made it worse.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    allanb49 wrote: »
    one of the guys asked what a rainbow kiss was

    a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately making one big assed sloppery rank-as-**** mess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    My Girlfriend got it!!
















    in the vagina


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    El Siglo wrote: »
    From little pervs in second class, I was 17 at the time which probably made it worse.

    :eek: How long were you kept back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately making one big assed sloppery rank-as-**** mess.

    So she was a little off then :pac:

    Still not as good as the Zack Morris sex position.

    While having Sex with a girl from behind

    Put on Avatar shades and shout freeze

    If the girl doesnt freeze and respect the Zack, Bítch slap her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately making one big assed sloppery rank-as-**** mess.
    sweet Jesus,
    mayo in your tomato juice, anyone?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭fakeaccent


    We were shown some godawful Angela MacNamara sex ed videos in sixth class and then made read a book from Veritas by her too called 'Ready Steady Grow'...desperate stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    Technically I never recieved any sexual education. My class got swapped around so much that we were the only class that didn't go to the room for the talk about condoms and seeeexx. Although going on the stories from the other lads, I'm glad I didn't. They used shock tactics for STD's by showing Syphillis and Genital Warts. Three people got sick and four fainted. I learned everything I know from late night television from 1998 to 2004, and from turning off safesearch on google images.:D
    The parents attempt was left up to mam. Walked into my room, threw the 'Boy Talk' book at me and said "Any questions, ask your father." I asked him where was the best place to find out for myself, taking the piss of course. He said "The Maryland Hotel."
    Anyone from Waterford should get that. :P


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    lila44 wrote: »
    Did you get it in school?

    Well there was this 1 teacher who was rather intrigued by how blonde my hair was... Never went further then that though :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    I've been educated just by reading this thread...
    rainbow kiss...eeeeew


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Coed talk about diseases and how to hide your boner then split up and went into a class room with the gayest teacher in the world and basically took the piss out of him for a half hour. That was about 2nd year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 cara_


    just finished 5th year and had what was supposed to be sex ed for a few weeks in religion class. we watched some stupid video called "sex has a price tag". it was basically some crazy woman telling a gym full of teenagers that they should save themselves for marriage and that using condoms is useless because they cant fully prevent a.i.d.s and that you'll end up killing your future spouse... very disturbing to watch! also got a rundown on symptoms of s.t.i.s and why abortion is bad. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    cara_ wrote: »
    "sex has a price tag".

    Prostitution reference?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I googled it.
    Wikipedia gave me all I need to know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    i learned from redtube :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Korvanica wrote: »
    i learned from redtube :P


    I learned from 2 girls 1 cup. Man, was my girlfriend surprised the first time we got down to business.


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