Annoying Visitors doing Annoying Things.

starbelgrade · 03-07-2010 10:34PM #1

A friend of the missus was over in the house earlier. We were all sitting down, having a cuppa & a chat. I took out my fags & the ashtray & was about to light up, when he said, "You're not going to smoke in here, are you? It's just that I have a very sensitive throat".

I had a few choices;

1. Tell him to f*ck off & light up anyway
2. Ask him to man up or leave
3. Stab him
4. Not smoke
5. Leave the room & smoke in a different room, out of "politeness"

I went for option 5, but I tell ya, the cigarette wasn't the only thing that was fuming.

So, have you ever had any annoying visitors doing annoying things?

easyeason3 · 03-07-2010 10:35PM

Yeah, when they visit & expect me to open the door to let them in.

brummytom · 03-07-2010 10:35PM

Their presence in the house is enough to infuriate me.

Mom hates visitors who won't even offer to help.

Saibh · 03-07-2010 10:37PM

When they don't seem to cope on that it was time for them to go home - hours ago.

03-07-2010 10:38PM

Most annoying thing visitors do :

Visit.

alwaysadub · 03-07-2010 10:38PM

People who 'pop over for a cup of tea' and are still there yapping away 5 hours later, while you're sitting there trying not to yawn and fall asleep.
Take the fcuking hint and fcuk off to your own gaff :mad:

easyeason3 · 03-07-2010 10:39PM

brummytom wrote: »

Their presence in the house is enough to infuriate me.

Mom hates visitors who won't even offer to help.

He he he

I always get a giggle when I hear people say Mom/ Mum/ Mammy.

callaway92 · 03-07-2010 10:39PM

brummytom wrote: »

Their presence in the house is enough to infuriate me.

Mom hates visitors who won't even offer to help.

starbelgrade · 03-07-2010 10:40PM

Saibh wrote: »

When they don't seem to cope on that it was time for them to go home - hours ago.

That is really f*cking annoying. Especially when you've nothing left to say, you've dropped a million yawn hints, noted the lateness of the hour several times & even hoovered up the dust that has gathered around them since they arrived!

callaway92 · 03-07-2010 10:40PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

He he he

I always get a giggle when I hear people say Mom/ Mum/ Mammy.

ah you fecker! I wanted that one

brummytom · 03-07-2010 10:40PM

callaway92 wrote: »

It's a Brummy word the Americans stole, don't worry

KeithM89_old · 03-07-2010 10:40PM

Turn the channel over when im watching something or ask me to put the tv off :mad:

mikom · 03-07-2010 10:40PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

"You're not going to smoke in here, are you? It's just that I have a very sensitive throat".

"Not like your ould lady"...... is what ya should have replied.

starbelgrade · 03-07-2010 10:41PM

brummytom wrote: »

It's a Brummy word the Americans stole, don't worry

Do you have a yummy brummy mummy?

the_dark_side · 03-07-2010 10:42PM

we had couple of visitors that were staying with us some years ago, we went out on the town, I was the last one home, and by then one of the guys had jumped into bed with the girlfriend, she was going up the walls.. he was pretty drunk but it has to be said, hadn't tried anything on if you know what I mean.
I didn't react that much, as I knew there was drink on the job, which pissed the girlfriend off... so what are you supposed to do, pretend to be annoyed? In the morning he was well embarresed and all apologies.

callaway92 · 03-07-2010 10:42PM

brummytom wrote: »

It's a Brummy word the Americans stole, don't worry

k

omahaid · 03-07-2010 10:42PM

The missus tells me that a friend of hers and the friends friend called over. The missus is a hospitable lass so she offered them a cuppa. She has to pop out of the room for a min and when she came back yer man (the friends friend) was rooting through all our drawers :mad:

Sam Kade · 03-07-2010 10:42PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

A friend of the missus was over in the house earlier. We were all sitting down, having a cuppa & a chat. I took out my fags & the ashtray & was about to light up, when he said, "You're not going to smoke in here, are you? It's just that I have a very sensitive throat".

I had a few choices;

1. Tell him to f*ck off & light up anyway
2. Ask him to man up or leave
3. Stab him
4. Not smoke
5. Leave the room & smoke in a different room, out of "politeness"

I went for option 5, but I tell ya, the cigarette wasn't the only thing that was fuming.

So, have you ever had any annoying visitors doing annoying things?

I think you should have went with option 1. Some nerve a visitor telling you what not to do in your house.

christ on a bike! · 03-07-2010 10:42PM

I f*cking hate when relatives visit, they always get drunk and bring a big load of shíte with them that the rest of us have to listen to, they take over the kitchen, they take over the sitting room, if you find refuge elsewhere they come find you.

And they always show up when you're knackered and just want to chill out

ElaElaElano · 03-07-2010 10:43PM

Using your jacks, and then píssing all over the seat. And I wish I was joking.

starbelgrade · 03-07-2010 10:43PM

Keithm89 wrote: »

Turn the channel over when im watching something or ask me to put the tv off :mad:

That just reminds me.. the same guy who was here today was over a few weeks back. I was watching a World Cup match on TV & he asked if I minded turning down the TV as it was "a bit too loud".

I'm making a f*cking sh*t list & sticking him on the top.

Mint Sauce · 03-07-2010 10:43PM

rarnes1 wrote: »

Most annoying thing visitors do :

Visit.

even worse when they dont leave

callaway92 · 03-07-2010 10:43PM

omahaid wrote: »

The missus tells me that a friend of hers and the friends friend called over. The missus is a hospitable lass so she offered them a cuppa. She has to pop out of the room for a min and when she came back yer man (the friends friend) was rooting through all our drawers :mad:

probably just looking for the Spoons or Cups for his tea no?

pow wow · 03-07-2010 10:44PM

brummytom wrote: »

It's a Brummy word the Americans stole, don't worry

I can vouch for it :P

OP, where's the Atari Jaguar option?!

starbelgrade · 03-07-2010 10:45PM

the_dark_side wrote: »

we had couple of visitors that were staying with us some years ago, we went out on the town, I was the last one home, and by then one of the guys had jumped into bed with the girlfriend, she was going up the walls.. he was pretty drunk but it has to be said, hadn't tried anything on if you know what I mean.
I didn't react that much, as I knew there was drink on the job, which pissed the girlfriend off... so what are you supposed to do, pretend to be annoyed? In the morning he was well embarresed and all apologies.

You should have f*cked him up the ass & said, "How do you like that, you bad boy?"

That would've learned him.

christ on a bike! · 03-07-2010 10:45PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

That just reminds me.. the same guy who was here today was over a few weeks back. I was watching a World Cup match on TV & he asked if I minded turning down the TV as it was "a bit too loud".

I'm making a f*cking sh*t list & sticking him on the top.

He sounds like a cheeky bastard. Ever see the General??
Next time he comes round just pretend you're popping out to the kitchen then go outside and dose his car in petrol and light it. Casually pop back inside, make a casual comment about your curtains that gets cut off mid-way by "Oh my goodness, is that your car alight!?"

brummytom · 03-07-2010 10:48PM

We had some family from Tallaght stop with us for a few nights last year.

Lovely people but Jesus, they drank us out of house and home!

pow wow · 03-07-2010 10:49PM

Tallaght + Birmingham...who'd have thought :cool:

starbelgrade · 03-07-2010 10:49PM

brummytom wrote: »

We had some family from Tallaght stop with us for a few nights last year.

Lovely people but Jesus, they drank us out of house and home!

Being from Tallaght, you're lucky it was only drink that they took.

caseyann · 03-07-2010 10:52PM

Try this one for size,a girl i used to know came to visit with her son.The son got tired.So been decent allowed her use my room to let him have a nap.She went with him.And through the ceiling i could hear her,no joke rooting through my drawers:mad:
Another day one actually picked up my phone when i got a text to read it:mad:
I have more i'll be back:D

easyeason3 · 03-07-2010 10:52PM

brummytom wrote: »

We had some family from Tallaght stop with us for a few nights last year.

Lovely people but Jesus, they drank us out of house and home!

How did ye break the language barrier?

Annoying Visitors doing Annoying Things.

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