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  • #4922
    Edwardius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    Hanley wrote: »
    A goddamn navy seal wrapped in a suit of bodyarmour?

    Haha, damn right!


  • #4923
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    And now for something completely different.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q67ia6TzwWA


  • #4924
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    wtf!


  • #4925
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Haven't a clue.
    Its Koklyaev apparently.


  • #4926
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    Just blew 3900 MP points on some Omega 369, couple of shakers, some ZMA and some other random stuff.


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  • #4927
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    Does your penis get fatter if you put on a lot of weight? Presumably if it does, the weight you put on would have to be fat for it to get bigger? Since there are no muscles in the penis? Has anyone here who put on a lot of weight notice that there penis got fatter?


  • #4928
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    gonedrinking wrote: »
    Does your penis get fatter if you put on a lot of weight? Presumably if it does, the weight you put on would have to be fat for it to get bigger? Since there are no muscles in the penis? Has anyone here who put on a lot of weight notice that there penis got fatter?

    Couldn't tell ya, havn't seen mine in about a year and a half.


  • #4929
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    gonedrinking wrote: »
    Does your penis get fatter if you put on a lot of weight? Presumably if it does, the weight you put on would have to be fat for it to get bigger? Since there are no muscles in the penis? Has anyone here who put on a lot of weight notice that there penis got fatter?

    i dont know what to do with this....should it be in PI

    should i delete it

    should i laugh


  • #4930
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    gonedrinking wrote: »
    Does your penis get fatter if you put on a lot of weight? Presumably if it does, the weight you put on would have to be fat for it to get bigger? Since there are no muscles in the penis? Has anyone here who put on a lot of weight notice that there penis got fatter?


    W T F? :confused:


    No one borrow a body fat calipers from gonedrinking


  • #4931
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    Couldn't tell ya, havn't seen mine in about a year and a half.


    get a mirror then and look at it


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  • #4932
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    the drifter wrote: »
    i dont know what to do with this....should it be in PI

    should i delete it

    should i laugh

    don't delete, its friday fun.....plus I kinda want to know the answer :o


  • #4933
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    gonedrinking wrote: »
    get a mirror then and look at it

    My house doesn't have any mirrors. :(


    EDIT:

    I took a pic


  • #4934
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    My house doesn't have any mirrors. :(

    its probably for the best mate.....no point in depressing yourself every day :p


  • #4935
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    My house doesn't have any mirrors. :(


    EDIT:

    I took a pic

    why were you on http://datingismiserable.com/?


  • #4936
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    I really don't think that's a particularly appropriate discussion for this thread or the forum, there's enough e-penis waving go on in this place as it is.

    Leave it be please folks.


  • #4937
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    Girls are allowed to talk about their boobs getting bigger or smaller due to them changing weight, why can't men talk about change in their penis size due to changing weight? Seems a bit sexist to me.


  • #4938
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    gonedrinking wrote: »
    Girls are allowed to talk about their boobs getting bigger or smaller due to them changing weight, why can't men talk about change in their penis size due to changing weight? Seems a bit sexist to me.

    oh f*ck....he questioned g'em......


  • #4939
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Hanley wrote: »
    why were you on http://datingismiserable.com/?

    LOL


  • #4940
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    gonedrinking - actually you've made a good point. Talk about it, but if it turns sleazy, the posts get deleted. I think that's a fair compromise?

    To the best of my knowledge there are no fat cells in the penis, so no, it won't get bigger or smaller with weight fluctuations.


  • #4941
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    gonedrinking wrote: »
    Girls are allowed to talk about their boobs getting bigger or smaller due to them changing weight, why can't men talk about change in their penis size due to changing weight? Seems a bit sexist to me.

    Hahahaaha a very fair point, no?


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  • #4942
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    the drifter wrote: »
    oh f*ck....he questioned g'em......

    I'm in kitten mode today :D


  • #4943
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    g'em wrote: »
    gonedrinking - actually you've made a good point. Talk about it, but if it turns sleazy, the posts get deleted. I think that's a fair compromise?
    Hanley wrote: »
    Hahahaaha a very fair point, no?

    too slow :D


  • #4944
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    g'em wrote: »
    I'm in kitten mode today :D

    prrrrrrrr


  • #4945
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    the drifter wrote: »
    prrrrrrrr

    -vert?


  • #4946
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    g'em wrote: »
    -vert?

    nope thats L


  • #4947
    Carl Sagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Carl Sagan


    Well if that's the case I may as well stop doing GOMAD now.


  • #4948
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    g'em wrote: »
    To the best of my knowledge there are no fat cells in the penis, so no, it won't get bigger or smaller with weight fluctuations.
    Yes, there would be no real fat there. However it will get useably/visibly longer/shorter when you lose/put weight as you have a layer of fat growing around it while it is fixed inside of you. I have heard some figure before on it, like you would lose/gain an average X cm for every X kg you put on, so if you got an extra 1inch layer of fat around you in that area you will lose 1". I remember seeing some documentary on discovery and lads had to have catheters as their penis was hidden inside rolls of fat.


  • #4949
    xgtdec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭xgtdec


    rubadub wrote: »
    I remember seeing some documentary on discovery and lads had to have catheters as their penis was hidden inside rolls of fat.

    Just as its coming up to lunch time.nice...that bangers and mash off the menu...mash with no butter in it obviously!!


  • #4950
    Khannie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    rubadub wrote: »
    I remember seeing some documentary on discovery and lads had to have catheters as their penis was hidden inside rolls of fat.

    :eek:


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  • #4951
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    I.hate.studying.


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