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The stereotypical After Hours thread thread.

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  • 01-07-2010 10:55PM
    #1
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭


    One of the most common posts seems to be lately 'It's been done!' on every second thread. Let's see if we can make a handy reference list that will hopefully prevent the endless Groundhog day that is the life of a long term AH poster.

    I'll start:

    1. Should drugs be legalised?
    2. What's with dem foreign people?
    3. Jesus stuff is expensive nowadays.
    4. Last time you wanked/burped/made love to a clown.
    5. Public service!!! GRRRRRR!!!
    6. Self referential threads (GOD I hate those ones especially.)

    Any others?
    Tagged:


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    #2
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    dole haters.


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    #3
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    This thread, done before.


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    #4
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    I've never made love to a clown, I wonder if anyone would pay to see that?

    Possible boards charity event?.....anyone?


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    #5
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Pun pun pun.

    Something about fapping.

    I hate my flatmate.

    I hate everyone.

    Something about crap/p!ss/how long you spend on the toilet and what you do on it.


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    #6
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Women eh? Women! Women. Right? Am I right? Eh? Yeah. You know what I mean. Dontcha? Right?
    Yeah.


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    #7
    Flojo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Irish women being...blah blah blah

    Should I get a boob job?

    Dublin vs rest of Ireland.

    Worst/most embarressing/funny/romantic thing that ever happened to you.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Women eh? Women! Women. Right? Am I right? Eh? Yeah. You know what I mean. Dontcha? Right?
    Yeah.

    Dublin forum is thataway :pac:

    Oh,there's another one-can i get such and such in this Dublin shop.


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    Smeggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    I have a face..........

    Pics or GTFO :cool::D:D:cool::cool::D:D:cool:


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    #10
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    Anybody mentioned Nazis yet?

    (because that's what all of you with an opposing view to mine on this topic are)


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    #11
    greener greene
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭greener greene


    I'm not racist but...


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    #12
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    "What books do you read on the toilet?"


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    #13
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    *Insert Mary-Harney-is-fat joke here


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    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Temple_Grandin wrote: »
    6. Self referential threads (GOD I hate those ones especially.)

    Any others?

    Lando hates this one too


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    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    How about the **** that only ever seem to comment on threads but don't have the balls to actually start their own.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    <Daily mail article>
    <Mocking of daily mail article>
    <agreement with daily mail article>
    <200 pages of sheer eye melting horror>
    <lock>
    <WHY IS MY THREAD LOCKED DAMN PINKO MODS feedback thread>
    <Mod for 5 years>
    <cirrhosis of the liver>


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    #17
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    So... I think my grinds teacher fancies me...


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    there was this one time, at band camp....


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    Tiny Explosions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Tiny Explosions


    What do you call your cock/fanny? :pac:
    Tiny/Stinky :D


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    #20
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,320 ✭✭✭weiland79


    greener greene wrote: »
    I'm not racist but...

    Yes you are.


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    #21
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Stalking Fas advert girls.


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    #22
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    How about the **** that only ever seem to comment on threads but don't have the balls to actually start their own.

    And posters who only start threads about cars, food or beer? :rolleyes:


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    #23
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    GRRRRRRRRR taxi drivers.
    GRRRRRRRRR Bouncers.

    Just GRRRRRRRRR in general.

    But where would we be without it?

    Possibly shooting up heroin sold to us from roaming ninja foreigners who scam social welfare & moonlight as bouncers/ taxi drivers when they're not robbing our houses using rogue foxes as a threat.


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    Flojo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    GRRRRRRRRR taxi drivers.
    GRRRRRRRRR Bouncers.

    Just GRRRRRRRRR in general.

    But where would we be without it?

    Possibly shooting up heroin sold to us from roaming ninja foreigners who scam social welfare & moonlight as bouncers/ taxi drivers when they're not robbing our houses using rogue foxes as a threat.


    How did I forget those lol!


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    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Acedia among tree top dwelling trapist monks in the Amazonian jungle.


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    Carl Sagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Carl Sagan


    We're all just a big bunch of cunts, aren't we?


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    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    And posters who only start threads about cars, food or beer? :rolleyes:

    Keep your feckin nose outta my thread history.:mad::D:D


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    #28
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Carl Sagan wrote: »
    We're all just a big bunch of cunts, aren't we?

    We sure are!! *wink*


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    #29
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    tl;dr


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    #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The recession & job losses.
    The recession & less money.
    The recession & dole scroungers.
    The recession & government cut backs.
    The recession & the cost of the public sector.
    The recession & depression.

    And finally, today..

    The recession is officially over.

    Next up will be...

    The end of the recession & job increases.
    The end of the recession & more money (had that one today already).
    The end of the recession & dole scroungers.
    The end of the recession & government cut backs.
    The end of the recession & the cost of the public sector.
    The end of the recession & depression.


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    #31
    annainez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭annainez


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    How about the **** that only ever seem to comment on threads but don't have the balls to actually start their own.

    It's scary! :(


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