The stereotypical After Hours thread thread.

El_Dangeroso

One of the most common posts seems to be lately 'It's been done!' on every second thread. Let's see if we can make a handy reference list that will hopefully prevent the endless Groundhog day that is the life of a long term AH poster.

I'll start:

1. Should drugs be legalised?
2. What's with dem foreign people?
3. Jesus stuff is expensive nowadays.
4. Last time you wanked/burped/made love to a clown.
5. Public service!!! GRRRRRR!!!
6. Self referential threads (GOD I hate those ones especially.)

Any others?

alwaysadub

dole haters.

laugh

This thread, done before.

AngryBadger

I've never made love to a clown, I wonder if anyone would pay to see that?

Possible boards charity event?.....anyone?

storm2811

Pun pun pun.

Something about fapping.

I hate my flatmate.

I hate everyone.

Something about crap/p!ss/how long you spend on the toilet and what you do on it.

dr.bollocko

Women eh? Women! Women. Right? Am I right? Eh? Yeah. You know what I mean. Dontcha? Right?
Yeah.

Flojo

Irish women being...blah blah blah

Should I get a boob job?

Dublin vs rest of Ireland.

Worst/most embarressing/funny/romantic thing that ever happened to you.

alwaysadub

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Women eh? Women! Women. Right? Am I right? Eh? Yeah. You know what I mean. Dontcha? Right?
Yeah.

Dublin forum is thataway :pac:

Oh,there's another one-can i get such and such in this Dublin shop.

Smeggy

I have a face..........

Pics or GTFO :cool::D:D:cool::cool::D:D:cool:

Bob the Seducer

Anybody mentioned Nazis yet?

(because that's what all of you with an opposing view to mine on this topic are)

greener greene

I'm not racist but...

Thomas828

"What books do you read on the toilet?"

El Weirdo

*Insert Mary-Harney-is-fat joke here

Lando Griffin

Temple_Grandin wrote: »

6. Self referential threads (GOD I hate those ones especially.)

Any others?

Lando hates this one too

fonecrusher1

How about the **** that only ever seem to comment on threads but don't have the balls to actually start their own.

dr.bollocko

<Daily mail article>
<Mocking of daily mail article>
<agreement with daily mail article>
<200 pages of sheer eye melting horror>
<lock>
<WHY IS MY THREAD LOCKED DAMN PINKO MODS feedback thread>
<Mod for 5 years>
<cirrhosis of the liver>

Bob the Seducer

So... I think my grinds teacher fancies me...

Mint Sauce

there was this one time, at band camp....

Tiny Explosions

What do you call your cock/fanny? :pac:
Tiny/Stinky

weiland79

greener greene wrote: »

I'm not racist but...

Yes you are.

Turtyturd

Stalking Fas advert girls.

starbelgrade

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

How about the **** that only ever seem to comment on threads but don't have the balls to actually start their own.

And posters who only start threads about cars, food or beer? :rolleyes:

easyeason3

GRRRRRRRRR taxi drivers.
GRRRRRRRRR Bouncers.

Just GRRRRRRRRR in general.

But where would we be without it?

Possibly shooting up heroin sold to us from roaming ninja foreigners who scam social welfare & moonlight as bouncers/ taxi drivers when they're not robbing our houses using rogue foxes as a threat.

Flojo

easyeason3 wrote: »

GRRRRRRRRR taxi drivers.
GRRRRRRRRR Bouncers.

Just GRRRRRRRRR in general.

But where would we be without it?

Possibly shooting up heroin sold to us from roaming ninja foreigners who scam social welfare & moonlight as bouncers/ taxi drivers when they're not robbing our houses using rogue foxes as a threat.

How did I forget those lol!

Deus Ex Machina

Acedia among tree top dwelling trapist monks in the Amazonian jungle.

Carl Sagan

We're all just a big bunch of cunts, aren't we?

fonecrusher1

starbelgrade wrote: »

And posters who only start threads about cars, food or beer? :rolleyes:

Keep your feckin nose outta my thread history.:mad::D:D

El_Dangeroso

Carl Sagan wrote: »

We're all just a big bunch of cunts, aren't we?

We sure are!! *wink*

Bob the Seducer

tl;dr

starbelgrade

The recession & job losses.
The recession & less money.
The recession & dole scroungers.
The recession & government cut backs.
The recession & the cost of the public sector.
The recession & depression.

And finally, today..

The recession is officially over.

Next up will be...

The end of the recession & job increases.
The end of the recession & more money (had that one today already).
The end of the recession & dole scroungers.
The end of the recession & government cut backs.
The end of the recession & the cost of the public sector.
The end of the recession & depression.

annainez

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

How about the **** that only ever seem to comment on threads but don't have the balls to actually start their own.

It's scary!

starbelgrade

Headshops.
Headshop products being banned.
Which headshop products are being banned.
Headshops closing.
Headshops re-opening.
What the headshops are now selling.
Has anybody got any Meow.

brummytom

Worst/Best/Weirdest Flatmate/Landlord/Thing You've Seen/Place You've Had Sex/Moment

Bloody Foreigners

Let's pretend it's still 1915 and moan about the English

Should I get a boob job?

Who's this girl? (I'm a stalker)

Micky Dolenz

800 years of oppression,
Starving,
hate the Queen

fonecrusher1

starbelgrade wrote: »

Headshops.
Headshop products being banned.
Which headshop products are being banned.
Headshops closing.
Headshops re-opening.
What the headshops are now selling.
Has anybody got any Meow.

Spot on.

Im fcuking sick to my back teeth of hearing about bastarding headshops this, headshops that.

Its just boring at this stage.

jd007

Thread about a serious topic

pun
pun
pun
serious answer
pun
complaint about puns
pun about above post
lock

Turtyturd

Where have all the Romanian beggers gone?

PK2008

Found this sickening story about child abuse and thought Id share it with you all

God, real or light hearted prank gone wrong

IRA, freedom fighters or bunch of a55holes

Brits, the cause of and solution to all of Irelands problems

easyeason3

Turtyturd wrote: »

Where have all the Romanian beggers gone?

Poland. The economy is picking up there apparently.

brummytom

Aren't rapist Priests bad?
Aren't all priests rapists?
The church is evil
The pope's Hitler in a dress
The queen's a Nazi
The queen/pope shouldn't be allowed to visit Ireland
Aren't Irish people amazing?
Aren't Irish people cunts?
Why don't people like the Irish?
Why does everyone want to be Irish?
What is 'being Irish'?
Don't you hate patriotic English people?

billymitchell

<relevant/humourous father ted quote>

javaboy

N900 unlocked $100 Fones laptops warez CLICK HERE!!!

dr.bollocko

Why do the mods keep banning me /deleting / locking my intelligent / silly / been done a million times threads / posts / tags?
Huh?
Well?
Damn mods.
Terry wouldn't have done things this way.

javaboy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Why do the mods keep banning me /deleting / locking my intelligent / silly / been done a million times threads / posts / tags?
Huh?
Well?
Damn mods.
Terry wouldn't have done things this way.

There's a McCain oven fry on your shoulder.

easyeason3

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Why do the mods keep banning me /deleting / locking my intelligent / silly / been done a million times threads / posts / tags?
Huh?
Well?
Damn mods.
Terry wouldn't have done things this way.

How do I become a mod?

Sound familiar?

Dravokivich

*Inserts swan eating accusation*

starbelgrade

Dravokivich wrote: »

*Inserts swan eating accusation*

*Inserts stuffing into swan eating accusation & roasts it at 220 degrees celcius for 2 hours*

dr.bollocko

/sniffs.
Did somebody just burn a swan?

Dravokivich

starbelgrade wrote: »

*Inserts stuffing into swan eating accusation & roasts it at 220 degrees celcius for 2 hours*

dr.bollocko wrote: »

/sniffs.
Did somebody just burn a swan?

Here... have some Sage and Garlic...

will help hide that burn flavour...

Professey Chin

Something something something.....dark side

Pittens

Mary harney is fat.