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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    totaly go for it :)

    can you smell my feet where you are??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No but I can smell tea.

    What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Ka

    Who is Doctor Who???? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the doctor!
    (i got that one too sNarah)

    Who is the Master?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Tar, and you are the slave.

    Who lives in a coconut under the bridge?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Pineapple!

    What is Sarky?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 679 ✭✭✭just-joe


    Nope, I am only a bachelor.

    Ah great I've been thinking about this all day (and maybe I already know the simple answe but am wondering if there is a more intricate one) and now have a place to ask:

    Why is it that very fast things that are far away (i.e. aeroplanes) look very slow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    because they're moving in Bullet-time like in the Matrix

    who loves bees?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 679 ✭✭✭just-joe


    Everyone who loves honey.

    So we all live in the matrix. Red pill or blue pill?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    ah feck it. i want the blue pill. i need to get some loving tonight :D:D:D:D

    who takes the red pill?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Those that don't fear the mindsplosion!

    Who remembers that thing that I did that frightened those old ladies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    the jury.

    coke or pepsi?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 679 ✭✭✭just-joe


    Coke fo sho.

    Bits or no bits?............... talkin orange juice people!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    then there were none

    What would happen if you were in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light and turned on your headlights?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    thailand-car-crash-thumb.jpg

    Rhubarb?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    sNarah wrote: »
    thailand-car-crash-thumb.jpg

    Rhubarb?

    Don't mind if I do!
    rhubarb_trifle1.jpg

    Waffles: Potato or sweet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Don't care as long as they are waffly versatile!

    @### ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    my mother was a saint how dare you!!!!!!!!!!

    if you could would you kiss your own arse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No - but if I could reach the opposite side that would be handy... :o

    Are you drinking alcomohooool as we speak?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    nope water :(:(

    do you like pie??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I think Pi is the loviest number in the world.

    How about them penalties huh...?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    lil'bug wrote: »
    nope water :(:(

    do you like pie??
    I have pie. :)
    sNarah wrote: »
    I think Pi is the loviest number in the world.

    How about them penalties huh...?
    They woz robbed! :(

    2 + 2 = ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    is never what you'd expect

    why is pie easy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    'Cos it tasty and hot. Not to mention versatile. A pie is much like life: you get out of it what you put into it.

    This is why I like the pie.

    I have pie now. :)

    What pie do you like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hmm like cherry pie and like sugar cream pie and like chicken pie. pie is good.:)

    do you have ice cream?


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