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    #62
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Because you're bored?

    Why are you bored?


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    #63
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    because i like that number.

    why do i like that number?


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    #64
    Bundasbar
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Bundasbar


    Because you touch yourself at night...
    Why am I finding this thread so hilarious???


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    #65
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Because you're from Limerick.

    I have written a limerick in this thread! People didn't appreciate the art though, big meanies.

    Why do babies look all wrinkly?


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    #66
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Because they haven't been ironed yet.

    Why do birds suddenly appear?


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    #67
    Daisy Steiner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    Because you've been trailing breadcrumbs from the sliced pan you robbed in the shop all the way home?

    Why did you steal the bread?


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    #68
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Because they were out of bagels.

    What is the square root of potato?


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    #69
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    potato waffles!

    How did people watch snooker in the old days on black and white TV's?

    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Because they were out of bagels.

    What is the square root of potato?


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    #70
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    They listened to it in B&W on the radio.

    What should you be added to?


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    #71
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    soup :)

    if i tried would i succeed?


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    #72
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    lil'bug wrote: »
    soup :)

    if i tried would i succeed?

    Probably not.

    Where is Wally?


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    #73
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    jebbed :eek:

    in your rectum

    why is waldo there?


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    #74
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,080 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    an accident in the library

    who killed prof. plum?


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    #75
    just-joe
    Registered Users Posts: 679 ✭✭✭just-joe


    Colonel Mustard, with the dagger, in the kitchen.

    How many countries are there in the world?


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    #76
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    195
    Why do I feel like I had to Google that?:)


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    #77
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you are obsessed with always being right

    Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I right?:p


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    #78
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    No.was curious:D

    Is it right to advertise puppys on websites


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    #79
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sure, why not.


    Gary Busey?


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    #80
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,080 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    eats babies

    do you enjoy catching and stealing other peoples dreams?


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    #81
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    some of them, not the wet ones.

    would an off license chain named "winos" be successful?


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    #82
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    It would be initially successfull, until it got too cocky and started charging extra for brown paper bags to drink the wine from.

    What would Sarkys and Tars lovechild look like?


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    #83
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Much like this.

    Does my bum look big in this post?


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    #84
    Daisy Steiner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    Big and Hawt


    What incident was the turning point in my life?


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    #85
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Falling in lust with Gary Busey.

    Was it his smile?


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    #86
    Daisy Steiner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    No it was his acne formation.


    What colour is a why?


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    #87
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The same colour as a because.

    What colour is the wind, daddy?


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    #88
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Duh: Yellow!!!

    Are you feeling mellow?


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    #89
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,080 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    like a marshmellow

    what song do you want to sing around the campfire?


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    #90
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    yes!

    are you a fellow??


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    #91
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No I am a lady!
    Dear Sir/Madam.

    URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

    This letter may come to you as a surprise since it is coming from someone
    you have not met before. However, we decided to contact you based on a
    satisfactory information we had about the western world, as regards
    business information concerning your country and the safety of our funds
    in a steady economy such as that of your country compared to our country
    Nigeria, Africa.I am a civil adviser currently working with the Nigerian
    National Petroleum Corporation (N.N.P.C). My close and trusted colleagues
    and I need your assistance in the transfer of US$45.5 million into any
    reliable Account you may nominate overseas.This fund was generated from
    over-invoicing of contracts executed by the N.N.P.C. under our control and
    supervision. This fund is now ready to be remitted into any account we put
    forward for that purpose.What we want from you is a good and reliable
    company or personal account into which we shall transfer this fund.Details
    should include the following:

    1. New account where there's no money in it.
    2. Name of Bank.
    3. Address of Bank with fax and tel. number.
    4. Account number.
    5. Beneficiary/Signatory to account(Account name).

    Upon the successful crediting of your account, the fund will be shared as
    follows:

    1. 30% to you for your assistance.
    2. 65% for myself and my colleagues.
    3. 5% for contingency expenses.

    Please after your first reply through e-mail, I will want us to continue
    further communication by fax and telephone for confidential purpose. We
    wish to assure you that your involvement should you decide to assist us,
    will be well protected. This business is 100% risk free as we have secured
    our own side of the transaction.Thank you for your anticipated
    co-operation while we look forward to a mutually benefiting business
    relationship with you.Please when replying to my e-mail, kindly include
    your telephone, fax number and mobile telephone numbers preferably
    extremely private numbers where we can reach you anytime of the day. To
    maintain confidentiality, our pass word is "APPLE". Please request for
    the above password any time you call. If who ever that answer could not
    quote the password, please hang up and dial again.

    Best regards,

    DR. BENSON KABO.

    Yes?


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