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  • 24-06-2010 5:19pm
    #1
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭


    Ok, here's how it works, you get to ask fellow boardsies all those things that have kept you awake at night wondering about but first you have to share your knowledge and answer the last posted question!
    I'll get the ball rolling...


    Why do we have toenails? :D


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    #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because you touch yourself at night.

    What would happen if a psyduck and a meowth had a baby using a mudkip as a surrogate mother?


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    #3
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because you touch yourself at night!

    WHat has happened to Declan?


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    #4
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    he touched himself at night :D

    i'd like a yellow submarine. can someone give me one?


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    #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Only if you touch Fago! at night.

    When will I, wil I be famous?


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    #6
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    when you touch yourself and post pictures doing so online :D

    why can't posts in tCN count?


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    #7
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because Deki touches joes girls at night.

    Who loves orange soda?


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    #8
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    you do, especially when you touch yourself at night

    how'd this thread become all about touching yourself at night?


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    #9
    I_Am_The_Walrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭I_Am_The_Walrus


    Because everyone likes to touch themselves at night! :D

    What is wrong with the government?


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    #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Corruption and incompetence, as well as a lazy and ill-informed electorate.

    ... What?


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    #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »

    Who loves orange soda?

    KEL!
    whiteman19 wrote: »

    how'd this thread become all about touching yourself at night?

    Because you do it!
    whiteman19 wrote: »

    why can't posts in tCN count?

    Because STONE COLD SED SO!
    Sarky wrote: »
    Only if you touch Fago! at night.

    When will I, wil I be famous?

    NEVER!

    and never!
    Sarky wrote: »

    ... What?

    ...car magazine sold 20000 copies this month?


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    #12
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Self-touching nightly. And cars.

    What does the scanner say about his power level?


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    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    It said he touches himself at night.


    Is this thread OVER 9000!!!!!?!?!?!!!1! [/vegeta] ?


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    #14
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,858 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Solitaire wrote: »
    Is this thread OVER 9000!!!!!?!?!?!!!1! [/vegeta] ?
    Is that food calories or the other ones ?

    anyway this thread is non-fattening and high in fibre



    what is the real secret of happiness ? and non of that hippy crap about finding your self please


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    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Accepting that you are only human, and that life is generally out of your control.

    And cash... lotsa cash... :pac:

    Why does this thread give me Deja Vu?


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    #16
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Because you touched yourself twice last night.

    Why so serious?


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    #17
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    because it is raining where I live.

    What will I wear to the wedding tomorrow?


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    #18
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Suspenders and big a strap-on.

    What are today's lottery numbers?


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    #19
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    4,8,15,16,23,42 and the bonus is 108

    why do i love bees?


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    #20
    FUNKY LOVER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 905 ✭✭✭FUNKY LOVER


    because they bring you honey.

    why do i have bad shin splints?


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    #21
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    because you touch yourself in public

    can i post in the Extreme Stupidity Filter without getting banned? :)


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    #22
    bluecatmorgana
    Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    Not without touching yourself at night

    Why does touching yourself at night feel so good?


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    #23
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    because touching yourself in public has risks

    Is this Rotterdam or anywhere?


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    #24
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    All roads lead to here!!!

    Why is a straight banana so odd???


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    #25
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    because it smell like you after you touch your self


    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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    #26
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    none, because it would be touching itself

    counting is fun. why?


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    #27
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    dont interupt Im busy touching myself





    If music be the food of love, why dont rabbits play banjos?


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    #28
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    cos rabbits don't love, they just hookas.

    if it takes a duck a week to walk a fortnight, how many grapes are in a tin of beans?


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    #29
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    only confused grapes would be in a bean can

    can monkeys fly?


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    #30
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    yes, but only in economy




    why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets??


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    #31
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    to protect their heads, so they don't suffer head trauma

    what's my favourite tv show?


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