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What is it that floats your boat?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Someone who eats less than me. That way, there's always a bit of food left in the fridge if I feel peckish.

    Sounds fair enough fatso.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    Sounds fair enough fatso.

    Fridge envy? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Pretty, intelligent girls who dig obscure indie movies and are just a little bit strange. Think Zooey Deschanel's character in 500 days of Summer. I think if I ever met a pretty girl in a lift who just said 'I love the Smiths' and started singing, I'd pluck an engagement ring out of the sky and go down on one knee there and then.

    I can't find myself attracted to the self obsessive, god's gift to the world types. Doesn't matter if they look like supermodels, just not feeling that buzz at all. Brains over boobs for me every time- cue much AH ridicule :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Pretty, intelligent girls who dig obscure indie movies and are just a little bit strange. Think Zooey Deschanel's character in 500 days of Summer. I think if I ever met a pretty girl in a lift who just said 'I love the Smiths' and started singing, I'd pluck an engagement ring out of the sky and go down on one knee there and then.

    "The Manic Pixie Dream Girl exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures. The Manic Pixie Dream Girl is an all-or-nothing-proposition. Audiences either want to marry her instantly (despite The Manic Pixie Dream Girl being, you know, a fictional character) or they want to commit grievous bodily harm against them and their immediate family."

    Manic Pixie Dream Girls


    But I know where you're coming from dude. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    I have to agree with the 'make me laugh and I'm yours' brigade and I find that if they don't have a personality, I get bored - simples. I also think a good old fashioned debate is great foreplay so a guy has to have his opinions yanno!

    But yeah - physically, it has to be there in some way, shape or form, but it's not always that the instant 'pwhoar' connection actually works in the long term but someone you know for a while can one day just look at you and make yer knees tremble - attraction is a funny old game really when ye think about it.


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  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    A nice aul arse...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭AAAAAAAHHH


    Pretty, intelligent girls who dig obscure indie movies and are just a little bit strange. Think Zooey Deschanel's character in 500 days of Summer. I think if I ever met a pretty girl in a lift who just said 'I love the Smiths' and started singing, I'd pluck an engagement ring out of the sky and go down on one knee there and then.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_pixie_dream_girl

    Damn, beaten to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    "The Manic Pixie Dream Girl exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures. The Manic Pixie Dream Girl is an all-or-nothing-proposition. Audiences either want to marry her instantly (despite The Manic Pixie Dream Girl being, you know, a fictional character) or they want to commit grievous bodily harm against them and their immediate family."

    Manic Pixie Dream Girls


    But I know where you're coming from dude. ;)

    No they exist, they definitely exist. I'm going to stand outside cornucopia all day, tenner bets I find one. I know, I know, pics when it happens. And it will.

    You'll see :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I like tall, funny, clever guys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    No they exist, they definitely exist. I'm going to stand outside cornucopia all day, tenner bets I find one. I know, I know, pics when it happens. And it will.

    You'll see :o

    They do exist. Unfortunately in the real world 'kooky' often just turns out to be 'mentally unstable' or 'selfish attention whore'. God damn it. :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    A sorts of different combinations

    There is no steady fast rule for Gummy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    They do exist. Unfortunately in the real world 'kooky' often just turns out to be 'mentally unstable' or 'selfish attention whore'. God damn it. :mad:

    I'm a mentally unstable, selfish attention manwhore so it works for me. I'm ok with that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    so a horse walks into a bar......:P

    and says, "ouch".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Cuteness. You can be tall or short, fat or skinny , big boobed or flat as an ironing board. Nice face > everything else. Oh yeah voice (not necessarily accent) is another one. The right voice is a killer. The wrong one a deal-breaker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    xxchloexx wrote: »
    Best looking man/woman you've ever seen in your opinion ? mine would be enrique-enrique-iglesias.jpg
    000802ab801809cec6fb45.jpg

    SHe is indeed hot. And it is hot that you find her hot!
    Hotness all around!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Eh, I like my girls to have a good personality and a bit of a dark, twisted sense of humour. I get to have more fun with them that way. The eyes usually seal the deal for me, then :pac:

    They can't be too small though as I'm fairly stretched myself and my poor back would be destroyed.

    That or the minimum requirement being that she has a pulse...............though that's not strictly enforced..............*cough*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kiera wrote: »
    I like tall, funny, clever guys.

    Not picky at all are ya?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Not readily quantifiable.

    I like compassion, intelligence and eyes but really it's just down to that something: no use in trying to classify it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    bonerm wrote: »
    Not picky at all are ya?

    That's not being picky at all. I think i'm very easy to please :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    stovelid wrote: »
    Not readily quantifiable.

    I like compassion, intelligence and eyes but really it's just down to that something: no use in trying to classify it.

    What Stove says.
    I like a little je ne sais quoi.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭kiwi123


    guys with broad shoulders and who are cool goofy...sold!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Gotta be good-looking, first and foremost, then about 12 things else besides.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Personality wise, a sense of humour and intelligence.

    Physically- eyes. A big, gorgeous pair of eye knock me right out.

    And here come the FYP quotes...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    Personality wise, a sense of humour and intelligence.

    Physically- eyes. A big, gorgeous pair of eyeS knock me right out.

    And here come the FYP quotes...

    FYP


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Personality: Easygoing. No dramalamas thanks. Affectionate. Intelligent.

    Body: Nice face, big eyes, the usual. Nice bum, good legs. small waist. Prefer thinner women. Not that pushed on bewbs TBH. So long as there's something there. The Irish(and British) lads seem obsessed with the bewbage, so Im outa whack there. That said IME Irish women tend to be much more chesty than say the latins on average, so maybe that's where it comes from?

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i'm a leg man (especially in a pair of killer heels).

    when those gillette venus ads come on telly i practically wet meself :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    nice smiles, eyes ... big strong arms.. funny .. be themselves,...an smell of nice after shave like hugo boss or joop :) mmmmm

    Aftershave? Isn't that a bit ghay?

    Good luck. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    I like a guy who smiles lots! So thats defo the first and most important thing for me. Spose its a mix of looks and personality in itself then :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Pretty, intelligent girls who dig obscure indie movies and are just a little bit strange. Think Zooey Deschanel's character in 500 days of Summer. I think if I ever met a pretty girl in a lift who just said 'I love the Smiths' and started singing, I'd pluck an engagement ring out of the sky and go down on one knee there and then.
    Actually I was at a gig recently with a girl just like that - friend of friends. I know I'm being mean, but she was really, really annoying. :o
    Her "kookiness" just grated.

    Personally I've been an "indie chick" since I was about 12 but never bought into being overly quirky, even if I am a little bit arty... plus, Jaysus there's nothing wrong with a bit of glamour instead of jeans and t-shirts day in day out. Although one's own personal style of glamour is the best - e.g. Róisín Murphy's.
    cournioni wrote: »
    A nice aul arse...
    LOL


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I love people who are genuinely a little different, eccentric or quirky, but people with a self-consciously zany/kooky schtick get on my tits. Especially if they're old enough to know better.

    Being a little different is an abstruse quality and unless you're a teenager, it's nothing to do with liking certain bands or clothes, or even being 'alternative' in the accepted (and utterly hackneyed) subcultural sense.

    Have to upfront and not lie, but I love breasts as well. Genuinely, and not in the bewbs! answer way.


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