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Flatmate showers

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  • #32
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Stop reminding those who don't houseshare anymore of the bad old days.


  • #33
    Anthony Walsh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Anthony Walsh


    kylith wrote: »
    The first thing I'd do is say "You have 3 minutes to get out of the bathroom or I'm going to piss in your bed". Then piss in his bed.

    The second thing I'd do is hand him a huge electricity bill and tell him that you're sick of paying for his hour long showers; if he wants to waste the hot water he can pay for it himself.

    Then piss in his bed again, just to make your point.*

    *if you like wait until hes asleep and while pissing yell "How d'ya like them showers!"


    And if you need to take a dump you could just drop trou over his bed and scoot around on his pillows to clean off.


  • #34
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Anthony Walsh wrote: »
    And if you need to take a dump you could just drop trou over his bed and scoot around on his pillows to clean off.
    Nah. I'd go for "Since I couldn't get into the bathroom for an hour and a half I took a **** somewhere in your room. See if you can find it".


  • #35
    Da_Chief
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Da_Chief


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    tell him you like to piss in the shower.


    While other people are in there.


  • #36
    Paulyh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭Paulyh


    auto erotic asphyxiation is your answer........


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  • #37
    timelessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 ✭timelessone


    Turn on every hot tap in the house- the sudden surge of cold water should smoke him out of the shower.

    Then have a bear trap waiting for him on the floor of the bathroom - the sudden snap of the vice on his naked shin bone should make him rethink his inconsiderate use of the shower and/or esb bills.

    Then, when he stumbles out of the bathroom, have a trip-wire activated crossbow fire a bold into his second shin bone.

    When he falls down the stairs, bollock-naked with cross bow bold and bear trap, go up to him and ask ''Are you coming out to watch the Brazil-Chilie game?''

    Depending on his answer, kill him.


  • #38
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Lived with a guy like this. He couldn't understand why the ESB was so high because he used to leave the emersion on, he would spend ages in the shower, wouldn't even rinse his own scum down the drain & left wet towels everywhere.

    I moved before I lost my mind & killed him in a fit of rage.


  • #39
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    If I have learnt anything from After Hours it is this:


    If your flatmate is Polish check his room, there is probably a very wet swan in there.


  • #40
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    RonMexico wrote: »
    If I have learnt anything from After Hours it is this:


    If your flatmate is Polish check his room, there is probably a very wet dead swan in there.

    Fixed.


  • #41
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    anniehoo wrote: »
    :eek: Who the feck needs to shower for over an hour at a time. Thats just fcukin ridiculous.Even if it was a girl i couldnt understand it let alone being a guy. Your bills must be massive, theres no way id stand for that.

    If it's cold in the bathroom then making the decision to get out of the shower is like making the decision to get out of bed. Shower= nice and warm, bathroom= horrible and cold. Also if you're a daydreamy person then being in a shower stops you from feeling bored and it's easy to lose track of time.


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  • #42
    theboss80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    1. Buy a new shower head (this will be for your own showers)

    2. Before you go 2 sleep unscrew the original shower head and take a dump in in.

    when he wakes up and heads in for his shower the next morn and turns it on he will get quite a disturbing shock

    3. Then just replace the shower head and use away.


    or when he is in there just hit the trip switch in the fuse box and cut the power so he has no choice but 2 get out.


  • #43
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Hit the trip switch next time he's in there.


  • #44
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    A flatmate taking too many showers is better than one who takes none.


  • #45
    i71jskz5xu42pb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭i71jskz5xu42pb


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    OP - here's whats going on


    Flatmate - "Jeez, the horn on me, better sort this out - fap,fap,fap .... fap, fap, fap .... fapfapfapfapfap ... fap, fap, fap ... fap, fap, fapfapfapfapfapfap ... fap, fap, fap - fook, lost my train of thought there, now my arms getting sore - better give up"

    *steps out of shower feeling annoyed, starts drying himself, rubs cock with Sykk's towel*

    "Hmmm, hang on - we're back in action"

    FYP.

    But it's definitely more of a fap session than a shower.


  • #46
    KevinVonSpiel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭KevinVonSpiel


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrqSCn0sBPw


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