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  • #122
    NeVeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    Did you hear about the dirty egg ?

    Ran down the road with his yoke out !!! loved that one :)


  • #123
    blastman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,453 ✭✭✭blastman


    Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Alpen?

    He was pulled under by a strong currant...


  • #124
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.
    'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.

    'Is it common?'
    'It's not unusual.'


  • #125
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Whats green,hairy,two heads,slimey,and has ten legs?

    I dont know but its crawling up your leg!!:eek:


  • #126
    dolittle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 709 ✭✭✭dolittle


    whats blue and smells like red paint?

    blue paint


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  • #127
    Patri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Father: I heard you skipped school yesterday to play football?

    Son: No I didn't and I have the fish to prove it!

    haha :rolleyes:


  • #128
    nuttlys
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 169 ✭✭nuttlys


    Whats red, flies and wobbles all over ?

    A jelly copter !


  • #129
    Grim_Wreeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭Grim_Wreeper


    What's brown and sticky??


    A stick.


  • #130
    nuttlys
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 169 ✭✭nuttlys


    Why do cows wear bells?

    Because their horns don't work.


  • #131
    nuttlys
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 169 ✭✭nuttlys


    So, there were these two cows standing in a field.

    One turns to the other and asks, "What do think of this 'mad cow disease'?"

    The other cow replies, "I'm not worried. I'm a chicken."


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  • #132
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    A horse walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar and orders a drink. The barman says, why the long face?


  • #133
    Mr Teeny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 231 ✭✭Mr Teeny


    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

    el-if-i-no

    :o


  • #134
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    Why are teddy bears never hungry?

    Because they're always stuffed. :D


  • #135
    cartom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭cartom


    Did you hear about the dirty dressing table?

    It had no draws :o:o:o:o:o


  • #136
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Knock Knock

    -Who's There?

    Interrupting Cow

    -Interrupting C...

    MOOOOOOOO!



    Ehh. I think it might work better when said.


  • #137
    ASBO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭ASBO


    Two canibals are eating a clown: One says to the other does this taste funny to you.


  • #138
    ASBO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭ASBO


    Oh and does anyone remember that show they used to have on the Den where they went around the country asking kids to tell there best jokes in this little booth..One still sticks with me because of the petrified delayed delivery of the kid..

    What do you call a man hanging from the ceiling?

    Sean.....

    (cue huge tumbleweed moment..)

    Sean D'Olier!


  • #139
    fikay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭fikay


    Did you hear about the man who stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun had gone?

    It finally dawned on him!


  • #140
    revrev111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭revrev111


    Why did the fish blush?
    Because the sea-weed!


  • #141
    poppy08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭poppy08


    Taking a leaf out of the DOD book:

    Q1:who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

    Ans: the ultrasound guy.

    Q2: who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's away?

    Ans:
    the Hip-replacement guy ;)


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  • #142
    revrev111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭revrev111


    why did the fish blush?

    because the sea-weed!


  • #143
    RawTruth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭RawTruth


    I wanted to join the debating team at school but my friends talked me out of it


  • #144
    Darragh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Darragh


    Thanks everyone who entered. We'll pick and contact the winners and announce them now.

    Cheers

    Darragh


  • #145
    Penisland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭Penisland


    Darragh wrote: »
    Thanks everyone who entered. We'll pick and contact the winners and announce them now.

    Cheers

    Darragh


    Well which one won....just out of interest :D


  • #146
    NeVeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    Any Winners yet ?


  • #147
    Darragh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Darragh


    And the winners for this brilliant gig were

    • Piste
    • Lu Tze


    Both chosen at random and both delighted to have won. Congratulations all and thanks for your support :)


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