Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

moggser · 24-06-2010 11:22AM

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said "I'm the
one with the nuts" he thought!

Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked into a hotel, and went
straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of
Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take

a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as
he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out
a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She
wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip
and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss
Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!!!

T4RGET · 24-06-2010 11:52AM

J.D.R wrote: »

But, I thought you were Dutch?

I still have Music tomorow, then a summer long tour of airsoft sites:D

I am that's the problem:P it was so hard, all past exam papers I could do except of course mine:mad::(
anyways it's over now:) yeah same here starting this saturday with MAZ:)

Rogue-Trooper · 24-06-2010 12:30PM

The nice man from UPC has just left after installing my new Broadband (I finally got around to organising it!)

Bye bye Eircom...............stick your crappy third world broadband up yer arse..........!!:p

J.D.R · 24-06-2010 12:32PM

T4RGET wrote: »

I am that's the problem:P it was so hard, all past exam papers I could do except of course mine:mad::(
anyways it's over now:) yeah same here starting this saturday with MAZ:)

Ha, thats always the way it is. You can do everything except the pne your meant to.

I don't think I'll make ti up htis weekend. Have a christening, so seem unlikely Wish I could though, it'd be good to get back to the CQB again.

Shiva · 24-06-2010 12:49PM

Rogue-Trooper wrote: »

The nice man from UPC has just left after installing my new Broadband (I finally got around to organising it!)

Bye bye Eircom...............stick your crappy third world broadband up yer arse..........!!:p

I got one of the now regular phone calls from Eircom asking if we were happy with the service, could they quote for broadband, etc, etc.

She asked me if I had broadband, and with who, and when i said "UPC", she said, and I quote, "Ahh sure theres no point in me trying to sell you our package so".

Rogue-Trooper · 24-06-2010 01:03PM

Shiva wrote: »

I got one of the now regular phone calls from Eircom asking if we were happy with the service, could they quote for broadband, etc, etc.

She asked me if I had broadband, and with who, and when i said "UPC", she said, and I quote, "Ahh sure theres no point in me trying to sell you our package so".

I have just moved my domain hosting from them too - they were looking for €82 for a .ie renewal and I now have it for €25.

All that's left with Eircom are my land lines...............now where's that number for Blueface...........

ED E · 24-06-2010 01:23PM

Still waiting for the 8MB Upgrade, I wish UPC was f'ing available here.

T4RGET · 24-06-2010 01:35PM

J.D.R wrote: »

Ha, thats always the way it is. You can do everything except the pne your meant to.

I don't think I'll make ti up htis weekend. Have a christening, so seem unlikely Wish I could though, it'd be good to get back to the CQB again.

yeah it's so annoying haha:( ah well all done.. yeah doesn't seem a good idea to go airsofting instead of a christining , there're kinda the opposite of each other:P

swiftblade · 24-06-2010 01:46PM

Lethal_Bullet wrote: »

Still waiting for the 8MB Upgrade, I wish UPC was f'ing available here.

In the same boat as you. I could get 7 meg, but its bloody expensive and if its anything like the 3 meg i have currently, proubley crap

The lines around here can't support anything more than 7 meg, and thats pushing it. A bloody joke :mad:

mle1324 · 24-06-2010 04:40PM

Aparently Perlico were ment to be upgrading me from 3MB to 8MB in May but nothing has happened yet :mad:.

Heard a rumor though that its a scam :rolleyes:.

Witcher · 24-06-2010 06:11PM

Got my Eircom 8meg upgrade last week..happy enough with it:)

Puding · 24-06-2010 06:30PM

Gatling · 24-06-2010 07:04PM

The first excitement of the world cup

Slovakia vs Italy 2nd half was fantastic (great ref and linesman decisions )

deco nate · 24-06-2010 07:05PM

ok season 3 has started in the usa,love the show
and so does snoop:p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8tODhvb47s

Irishmaster · 24-06-2010 07:28PM

Fastest gun in the west! Think you can beat him???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9AJzv8gb2A

jill_valentine · 24-06-2010 07:43PM

Watched an incredibly bleak documentary about a horse rescue group in Dublin.

They had to put down one of the animals, and in the middle of one of the workers telling us all about how putting it to sleep was the kindest thing to do, you could hear the gunshot.

Nice one, RTE.

Gatling · 24-06-2010 07:47PM

that the one ,who owns the horse?

"my kid is the owner

-how old is the kid ? 2years old"

jill_valentine · 24-06-2010 07:50PM

That's the one.

On the upside, it turns out it's really cheap to buy a horse! Score.

Gatling · 24-06-2010 07:51PM

sure they change hands around my estate from 10 quid up wards

jill_valentine · 24-06-2010 07:55PM

Well in that case, I think Irish airsoft is in for an exciting new era of cavalry games. I've yet to be at a site where they had a specific "No Horses" rule.

Gatling · 24-06-2010 07:59PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Well in that case, I think Irish airsoft is in for an exciting new era of cavalry games. I've yet to be at a site where they had a specific "No Horses" rule.

Hmmmmmm il get ya the horse and saddle , you have the shiny helmet already,
we can test the idea and sort out the rules

sliabh · 24-06-2010 08:18PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

Well in that case, I think Irish airsoft is in for an exciting new era of cavalry games. I've yet to be at a site where they had a specific "No Horses" rule.

Don't laugh, I am trying to get a herd of goats together for the milsim in HRTA on Sunday the 4th.

Anyone able to lend me about a dozen Billys then so?

Gatling · 24-06-2010 08:26PM

sliabh wrote: »

Don't laugh, I am trying to get a herd of goats together for the milsim in HRTA on Sunday the 4th.

Anyone able to lend me about a dozen Billys then so?

wrangle a few sheep and some stick on horns from the joke shop and your sorted

bullets · 24-06-2010 10:20PM

Bloody feckin steam....GRRRrrrr
Saw this new game called Sniper Ghost Warrior
and it said release date was today via steam, so payed my
30 yo yo, and not available to download. I hate steam.

Game looks interesting for those who like sniper games.
There is Gravity,drag and left/right wind to factor in,
and it seems to let you shoot through cracks etc.
and has sniper PVP.

~B

Shiva · 24-06-2010 10:22PM

Gatling wrote: »

wrangle a few sheep and some stick on horns from the joke shop and your sorted

C'mere Gatling....quick question....

That bit about being an Airsoft International subscriber since 2007 in your signature - Are you bragging or looking for sympathy ?

/runs away laughing

Masada · 24-06-2010 10:50PM

Anyone see this yet?

I hope to jayziz thats not a problem with our networks/phones over here. Being lefty i hold the phone with the antenna corner in my palm and operate the screen with my thumb, meaning i'll have no coverage? what a pile of shoite.

Shiva · 24-06-2010 10:53PM

Masada wrote: »

I hope to jayziz thats not a problem with our networks/phones over here. Being lefty i hold the phone with the antenna corner in my palm and operate the screen with my thumb, meaning i'll have no coverage? what a pile of shoite.

Yet again, the Good Lord in his infinite wisdom deigns to provide you with evidence that your being left-handed is an aberration, a sin against nature, and a mockery of His will.

When, oh when, will you see the light, you poor misguided soul ?

Captain Chaos · 24-06-2010 10:55PM

No wonder that guy left it behind him in the pub.

Next iPhone out in 6 months. iPhone4L, yes it's our new revolutionary handset for our loyal left handed customers.

I hear HTC knocking when my contract is up, the reception on the 3GS leaves alot to be desired and the 4 doesn't look much better even for us righties.

Masada · 24-06-2010 11:05PM

Shiva wrote: »

Yet again, the Good Lord in his infinite wisdom deigns to provide you with evidence that your being left-handed is an aberration, a sin against nature, and a mockery of His will.

When, oh when, will you see the light, you poor misguided soul ?

He actually does it to challenge me, and time and time again i show him I can transform and adapt to his tests. His ultimate plan is to beta test me with the intention of populating the world in the future with my evolutionary superior DNA to build a master species or "the perfect human". that's why he gave me multicam too. its gonna be standard dress for everyone in 50 years and by which time you will all see me as a Davinci'esque pioneer, understood a generation too late and when you go to bed at night, with your multicam duvet and PJ's you will say a prayer to my halo'clad portrait.,

Amen.

Shiva · 24-06-2010 11:06PM

Masada wrote: »

He actually does it to challenge me, and time and time again i show him I can transform and adapt to his tests. His ultimate plan is to beta test me with the intention of populating the world in the future with my evolutionary superior DNA to build a master species or "the perfect human". that's why he gave me multicam too. its gonna be standard dress for everyone in 50 years and by which time you will all see me as a Davinci'esque pioneer, understood a generation too late and when you go to bed at night, with your multicam duvet and PJ's you will say a prayer to my halo'clad portrait.,

Amen.

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Bill and Ted when I read that ?

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