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Things you expect to see in the big smoke (Dublin) and other major cities in Ireland.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I take it alcohol, cars, public transport, homelessness, hard drugs, obesity, democracy, roads and snow havent arrived in rural Ireland yet

    Not all together with the one person anyway. And i forgot the Zoo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭jordan..


    infrastructure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    orourkeda wrote: »
    all gardai and health care professionals in rural ireland are teetotal I take and would never dream of going to the culchie equivalent of coppers


    Coppers is one of a kind, there is no culchie equivalent!!!


    *thats not how i'm supposed to spell equivalent is it??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub



    *thats not how i'm supposed to spell equivalent is it??

    Yep,it is:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Yep,it is:D


    It looks wrong for some reason . . .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    no hard drugs down the country alrite :phttp://www.9and10news.com/Category/Story/?id=227576&cID=1

    on topic
    american fast food restaurants
    university students


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    It looks wrong for some reason . . .


    It does, doesn't it!? i had to check it again myself before i answered. It must just be one of them words that never look right!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Dr. No


    Coppers is one of a kind, there is no culchie equivalent!!!


    *thats not how i'm supposed to spell equivalent is it??
    i agree. had many a good night/ early morning there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    DaveHeno92 wrote: »
    Quality hookers? :eek: I think you must be misinformed. If there are indeed any hookers in Irish cities I'd guess they're not exactly quality. No high class escorts here I'm afraid!

    We will beg to differ on that one so. They might not radiate quality from the outside, but from within .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    We will beg to differ on that one so. They might not radiate quality from the outside, but from within .


    Who honestly picks a hooker based on her personality???

    Seriously, like, wtf???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    jordan.. wrote: »
    infrastructure

    to be fair, the infrastructure of a city is no better than the country. with the amount of one-way lanes and narrow pokey windy streets, it takes ages to get anywhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    They might not radiate quality from the outside, but from within .

    They radiate something from within, alright..I doubt it's quality, though.:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Nemanja91 wrote: »
    Drugs
    Sure theres drugs everywhere:eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    The culchie equivlent of coppers is in Glenfarne co leitrim the ballroom of romance:D:D:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Useless traffic lights

    Old bikes / traffic cones / shopping trolleys (and maybe a corpse) on the Liffey

    People risking their own life swimming in the canals

    Lots of dog sh1te, but no dogs to be seen :confused:

    Road signs to the M50 / country :D

    Stags and hens

    Molly Malone statue used to be in Dub, now it can't be seen under layers and layers of tourists :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Tucker Wide Rebellion


    What other major cities in Ireland? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    bluewolf wrote: »
    What other major cities in Ireland? :pac:

    Limerick, Derry, Cork, Belfast, Galway...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Cyclists wearing silly helmets

    Chelsea tractors doing the school run

    Knackers in Celtic jerseys

    D4 types in rugger jerseys, who pronounce Leinster as "Lunstur"

    Crips

    People who don't know how to drive on icy roads

    Ugh Boots

    An extra 50% mark up on all goods & services (also known as the "Dublin Tax")

    Traffic jams

    People driving under the speed limit

    Public transport

    Batta buuuuugaaas

    Junkies

    People over 16 who don't have a driving license

    People over 30 who still don't have a driving license

    Small shops that actually charge for plastic bags

    No change out of a fiver for a pint


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    Scumbags that live on frozen food from lidl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Thousands of culchies.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Litter
    Fights


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭reallyrose


    The G.P.O.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    junkies asking for a smoke and money at bus stops.
    thousands of metros littered all over the place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Didnt we have this thread a few days ago???

    IBTM!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Hundreds of thousands of culchies who managed to find jobs.
    Mainly in the "city centre" as per the signposts, not "town".

    And who are not quite sure what the "corpo" is since its been Dublin City Council since 2002!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    young girls wearing tight leggings and just a belt that make you feel sick when you spot 14year old cameltoe

    its just wrong


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Boggers staring up in the air at our 4-storey buildings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,264 ✭✭✭rednik


    More tracksuits than the Olympic village.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Boggers looking for directions to the Red Cow Inn or Barry's hotel


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Crime, people knocking the crap out of each other during the middle of the day (on a busy main street) more crime, junkies, pollution, crime, off road vehicles clearly driving on the road with women that quiet obviously have never been near a farm, homeless people and em, crime.


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