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Things you expect to see in the big smoke (Dublin) and other major cities in Ireland.

  • 19-06-2010 12:02AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Just to even things up between the country folk and city slikers what things do you expect to see in the big smoke and other major cities in Ireland ? Scumbags, traffic jams, quality hookers, bus queues, ATM machine queues, lost country people, pipe laying


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,740 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    public transport :pac:


  • Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *in before someone says Dublin forum*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Fights
    Beggars
    Blocks and blocks of apartments
    Too many people all in the one place


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    Civilization.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,934 ✭✭✭goat2


    smog


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    Drugs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Scumbags, traffic jams, quality hookers, bus queues, ATM machine queues, lost country people, pipe laying

    In order:

    Yes.
    Absolutely.
    Ireland?? - never!
    In the cities that actually have busses, yes.
    Harsh - never noticed them when I was in Ireland.
    People get lost when in unfamiliar surroundings - live with it.
    No idea.

    Also:
    Confused alcoholics.
    Mooning.
    Vomit spewed everywhere.
    Wispas.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,976 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Loadsa culchies in lookin for da Christmas presents for the littl'uns.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    A list of the bad things:

    Traffic jams
    Closed roads
    Scumbags
    Smog
    Drunk people falling all over the place
    20 stone women in tracksuits
    Methadone clinics
    Heroin addicts ( not many of them in rural Ireland)
    Big issue
    Beggers
    Buses coming half an hour late in groups of 4 :mad:
    More scumbags
    Graffiti
    Temple bar ( ties in with no.5)
    People sleeping rough
    the entire city shutting down due to 2cm of snow
    the government and dail

    and loads more i cant think of right now . . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    litter and buckfast bottles.

    everywhere.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    public transport that doesnt work very well :pac:
    FYP :D
    DubMedic wrote: »
    Civilization.
    [pretentious twat]Well one would expect that as the word stems from the word for cities *sniff*[/pretentious twat]:D
    Nemanja91 wrote: »
    Drugs
    You're kidding right? :eek:;):D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    Just to even things up between the country folk and city slikers what things do you expect to see in the big smoke and other major cities in Ireland ? Scumbags, traffic jams, quality hookers, bus queues, ATM machine queues, lost country people, pipe laying

    :rolleyes:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    Buses.
    Shops and shops everywhere.
    Maybe trams?
    etc...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,815 ✭✭✭Burgo


    Taxi's and the charming people that drive them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Traffic lights


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    junkies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Forgot one:

    Bus lanes in the worst places, preventing any traffic other than buses and those ignorant taxi drivers from actually getting anywhere.

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Pedestrian crossings that speak to you.

    Newsagents that do not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,936 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    bloody pavements after a shooting/stabbing nite before


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 DaveHeno92


    Just to even things up between the country folk and city slikers what things do you expect to see in the big smoke and other major cities in Ireland ? Scumbags, traffic jams, quality hookers, bus queues, ATM machine queues, lost country people, pipe laying


    Quality hookers? :eek: I think you must be misinformed. If there are indeed any hookers in Irish cities I'd guess they're not exactly quality. No high class escorts here I'm afraid!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    Intelligence.


    (Waheeeeeeeeey!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    Getting the daily "bitch about Ireland" thread out early I see.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    DaveHeno92 wrote: »
    Quality hookers? :eek: I think you must be misinformed. If there are indeed any hookers in Irish cities I'd guess they're not exactly quality. No high class escorts here I'm afraid!


    If they were quality ones they wouldnt be on the streets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    If they were quality ones they wouldnt be on the streets.
    Obviously a man who knows what he's talking about. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,936 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    people in the supermarket buying ready made meals


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Dr. No


    burned out cars, bareback horse riding, fights outside abbra kebabra, pissed nurses and guards in coppers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    A list of the bad things:

    Traffic jams
    Closed roads
    Scumbags
    Smog
    Drunk people falling all over the place
    20 stone women in tracksuits
    Methadone clinics
    Heroin addicts ( not many of them in rural Ireland)
    Big issue
    Beggers
    Buses coming half an hour late in groups of 4 :mad:
    More scumbags
    Graffiti
    Temple bar ( ties in with no.5)
    People sleeping rough
    the entire city shutting down due to 2cm of snow
    the government and dail

    and loads more i cant think of right now . . .

    I take it alcohol, cars, public transport, homelessness, hard drugs, obesity, unemployment, vandalism, democracy, roads and snow havent arrived in rural Ireland yet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Cormac2791


    Sirens


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dr. No wrote: »
    burned out cars, bareback horse riding, fights outside abbra kebabra, pissed nurses and guards in coppers

    all gardai and health care professionals in rural ireland are teetotal I take and would never dream of going to the culchie equivalent of coppers


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I take it alcohol, cars, public transport, homelessness, hard drugs, obesity, democracy, roads and snow havent arrived in rural Ireland yet


    Alcohol:Yes. People falling all over the streets because of it?Generally, no ( mainly because the streets aren't out in the country :P)

    Cars: yes, traffic jams: not unless theres a tractor or a bad accident.

    Public ransport: NO

    Homelessness: Homeless people tend to stay in cities.

    Hard Drugs: In towns yes, out in the country no.

    Obesity: If there is a macdonalds nearby!!!

    Democracy: yes, but the government dont spend any time out in the country.

    Roads: Poor ones.

    Snow: When an inch of snow falls in the country, it isnt mentioned in the news or the traffic reports and the whole place doesnt come to a standstill. In the city it does.


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