Why girls go to the toilet in pairs!

Victor · 03-12-2002 10:48PM

And why do they use 4 times the amount of paper guys do? (or is this because they won't have a 'movement in public')

Seraphina · 03-12-2002 11:00PM

sorry, ive always wanted to post one of those cards!

Graemo · 04-12-2002 07:55AM

The usage of paper is beyond belief.If you've ever worked in the restaurant or pub business you'll know this because it's ALLWAYS the womans jax thats out of paper. They use 2 handfulls to put in the bowl to prevent splashback, (espesially important when having a ****) another handfull to wipe the seat, another handfull to covwer the seat so the dirty dirty germs dont attach themselves to her loonar landscape of an arse, two may by three handfulls to wipe front and back (more depending on the squishyness of said turtle head) Even more to adjust make up and blow nose and finally (mayby) one great big handfull stuffed into the purse for the prevention of "snailtrail" after shagging some bloke up an ally. They will singlehandedly bring down the rainforest.

TomTom · 04-12-2002 11:36AM

right on Grameo, you tell the *******.
I work in a pub now and then and we did it up about 5 years ago. For about the first 2 - 3 months, the new womens jacks smelled off fresh timber. But the mens had a slight smell of piss.
Now 5 years on, the radiators in the ladies are rusted from women rincing out face towles and placing them on the radiator to dry (seemenly a good few women do this so they can re apply their makeup before they head to the night club). There is always soap from the soap despenser everywhere after a busy night and a general notice for women "BINS ARE FOR BINNING STUFF NOT A GENERAL TARGET TO AIM FOR". Sanatery towels are often found the next morning between the bin and the wall. But meanwhile the mens jack is ok, there is just a faint smell of piss.

johnnynolegs · 04-12-2002 03:14PM

yeah there are toilets in my local where the sinks are attached to each other and u can hear everything that goes on in the ladies toilets the dirty cows they talk about some messed up stuff

Jim · 04-12-2002 10:43PM

theres a nite club in town [cant remember the name] and the womens toliets are in pairs, as in two bowls attacthed to each other in one cubicle, so women can talk while taking a dump, how graceful and ladylike of them

fisty · 05-12-2002 03:05AM

-double bogs-
see you?
you're a ****ing liar.

Graemo · 05-12-2002 09:09AM

Even if he is lying, it's a bloody good idea. come on you know what chicks are like.

xx · 05-12-2002 09:26AM

This quote "And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff" is quite possibly the most descriptive thing I have ever heard. This isn't a sick quote, this is art ladies and gentlemen. And he owes it all to the golden shower loving claustrophobic little hussy he escourted to the jacks. On top of this though, when I was in Ibiza a few years back, most of the clubs there had uni-sex toilets where you couldn't avoid those sounds, even if you tried.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 05-12-2002 09:41AM

And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff

That has to be the funniest thing ive heard in ages!! To be honest l like that kinda thing!

darthmise · 05-12-2002 03:01PM

Can i get an amen to being turned on by the sound of a womans tinkle? Anyone? Surely i'm not the only one.

Coincidnece of it all i had this conversation two nights ago and was informed by girls that they do it because they have to queue for cubicles unlike us piss-against-the-wall-types. So they need someone to chat to while waiting.
I also found out that these chats continue on over cubicle walls when both women are seated and topics such as "such and such fancies me" and " i'm mad for one tonight, i am" amidst the little plinks and plonks and bulging temple veins. The Fairer Sex....

Anyone ever been in the toilets in Teasers in Amsterdam? They're unisex, (unless i made a huge mistake!) but the cubicle walls are made of frosted glass blocks. I went in to one, looked left, saw another guys sillouhette standing and pissing, looked right and saw a girl sitting, with a hand on each wall.

Wet myself.

Jim · 05-12-2002 09:26PM

im not lying im deadly serious, ive never seen any myself [being a bloke] but ive heard rumours.............

Space Coyote · 08-12-2002 09:06PM

I have a female friend who overheard 2 girls talking in a cubicle in the pub jacks...one chick says to the other "You have got a lovely muff" !!!

Class

Dempsey · 09-12-2002 11:56AM

Originally posted by darthmise
Anyone ever been in the toilets in Teasers in Amsterdam? They're unisex, (unless i made a huge mistake!) but the cubicle walls are made of frosted glass blocks. I went in to one, looked left, saw another guys sillouhette standing and pissing, looked right and saw a girl sitting, with a hand on each wall.

Wet myself.

Yer one was going for a power dump!

fisty · 11-12-2002 03:00AM

yeh need good leverage for them power dumps...

Why girls go to the toilet in pairs!

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