Why girls go to the toilet in pairs!

Oeneus · 06-10-2002 2:53pm #1

That's right! I found out!

Here's my unpleasant story.

Last night I went to a House Party. By about 2am everyone was asleep except me.
Then a girl wakes up wanting to go to the toilet but not wanting to go alone. As I was awake she asked me. I was like "Ya Whah?! Why?". She replies "Because I'm clostrophobic!".

So me being drunk I didn't hesistate. Of course she made me face the wall. I tell you...I'm glad I didn't look. The sound effects were bad enough.

there's nothing more unattractive than a girl taking a piss. It turns you right off!

Hehe. I appologise beforehand. I thought it was kinda funny, plus it might make an interesting discussion.

:D:D

Samson · 06-10-2002 2:59pm

The dirty bitch!

sceptre · 06-10-2002 3:29pm

No, no, that can't be right. It's been a few years since I asked any girls why they go to the loo in pairs but when I did she said it was because they were talking about me.

Mystery solved then - I'm sure she was telling the truth:rolleyes:

Lenny · 06-10-2002 3:32pm

Everyone was asleep by 2am in a house party :eek:

Acidflash · 06-10-2002 3:41pm

maybe it started at 3 in the afternoon

The Gopher · 06-10-2002 3:42pm

Originally posted by Oeneus
That's right! I found out!

there's nothing more unattractive than a girl taking a piss.

Unbelivebly there are quite a few pornsites devoted to pictures of girls doing just that:eek: :eek: :eek:
Honestly-who in their right mind goes searching for pictures of attractive girls urinating?

Lenny · 06-10-2002 3:55pm

people like me maybe?

po0k · 06-10-2002 4:17pm

Originally posted by The Gopher
Unbelivebly there are quite a few pornsites devoted to pictures of girls doing just that:eek: :eek: :eek:
Honestly-who in their right mind goes searching for pictures of attractive girls urinating?

Who said they had to be attractive?

pertinax · 06-10-2002 5:22pm

I think having to have someone else in to bathroom because of claustrophobia is at least as weird as having a golden showers fetish.

Anyway its better but not neccesary for them to be attractive.

:cool:

Its also legal which means its distastefulness is a matter of taste. Or soemthing like that.

Caesar_Bojangle · 06-10-2002 6:39pm

Could she not have taken a piss with the door open and ask you to stand outside the door so nobody could walk in?

I find that quite disgusting, forcing you to stand in the corner blair witch style whilst she urinates, unless she is into golden showers?

Seraphina · 06-10-2002 7:51pm

we usually go to talk about whoever we're out with, that simple
plus the whole security in pairs thing

scuzzy · 06-10-2002 7:59pm

Maybe she likes you...

I don't know...

rymus · 06-10-2002 8:17pm

I was under the well informed impression that girls go to the toilet in groups so they can either bitch about whoever theyre out with or just generally talk about them. Remeber that the next time youre out with a group of girls and they all disappear off to the toilet.

Women eh?

Oeneus · 06-10-2002 8:42pm

Originally posted by scuzzy
Maybe she likes you...

I don't know...

Unlikely. She slept with my best friend that night. (which I for some reason found hilarious! It was so unexpected)

And yes. when everyone had fallen asleep by 2am, I was well pissed off. And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff!

phobos · 06-10-2002 11:19pm

It's definately a gossip thing. I have many female friends, and they openly admit they all go to the jax for a chat (well usually at least one of them has to go). I don't want to make any generalizations or offend any female boards members, but from what I gather, women crave gossip.

If you want a woman's attention, tell her that you have something to tell them, and then tell them that you've changed your mind, that you shouldn't say. I guarantee they will hang off your neck until you tell them (something

). After a short time a guy would say, "Oh right, fair enough". But a women would eventually turn to violence, indicating how much it means to them, when at that stage they don't even know what it is you're keeping from them.

Right I'm rambling off again. I assure you I'm attending classes that teach me to stop talking, and not to evolve the topic beyond an elementary scope.

;-phobos-)

phobos · 06-10-2002 11:22pm

Originally posted by Oeneus
and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff!

Ah FFS man :mad: I had planned on sleeping tonight, and possibly eating tomorrow.

Ewwwwww yucky girl, fuuuuuuuuuck (I'm thinking about it).

Damn you!!

;-phobos-)

06-10-2002 11:25pm

Theres a pub here locally where the walls between the mens and the ladies are paper thin...you can hear everything, yes everything....but I'm not saying what I've heard

I'm not telling:D
mm

rymus · 07-10-2002 12:02am

Originally posted by Oeneus
And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff!

/me throws away 4 slices of toast that up till 20 seconds ago looked damn tasty

oeNeo · 07-10-2002 12:38am

And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff!

Am I the only person who is turned on by this?

sceptre · 07-10-2002 12:49am

Originally posted by [oeNeo]
Am I the only person who is turned on by this?

I sure hope so. You are hereby barred from dating my sister

Dun · 07-10-2002 5:46am

Originally posted by [oeNeo]
Am I the only person who is turned on by this?

Do you watch Sex and the City? If you do, I'm sure you'd enjoy/enjoyed the 'To Pee, or not to Pee' episode.

daveg · 07-10-2002 10:35am

And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff!

It took every ounce of control I had not to burst out laughing in the office when I read that. Very very funny

Oeneus · 07-10-2002 11:20am

My posts tend to have that effect!

Spunog UIE · 07-10-2002 12:04pm

you own a journal don't u???

leeroybrown · 07-10-2002 12:28pm

It takes a hell of a lot more than the sound of tissue rufling against muff to turn me off my breakfast!

Oeneus · 07-10-2002 12:43pm

Originally posted by leeroybrown
It takes a hell of a lot more than the sound of tissue rufling against muff to turn me off my breakfast!

That's right. You wipe that sticky jam off your lips with that napkin! And then wash the breakfast down with a nice glass of freshly squeezed juice!

OLDYELLAR · 07-10-2002 4:22pm

yeah its usually just to talk about people or stuff , its better goin with some1 else , dunno why , its jus boring going alone .

leeroybrown · 07-10-2002 4:23pm

Maybe they like the sound of tissue ruffling of other womens muff

Victor · 07-10-2002 5:11pm

Originally posted by dun_do_bheal
Do you watch Sex and the City? If you do, I'm sure you'd enjoy/enjoyed the 'To Pee, or not to Pee' episode.

Wasn't it a 'To Poo, or not to Poo' (at the woman's boyfriend's place) episode? That plus the "he urinated inside me episode" (I'm sure thats where the boards'ie thread came from, it was all made up).

DeadBankClerk · 10-10-2002 1:52am

Originally posted by Oeneus
So me being drunk I didn't hesistate. Of course she made me face the wall. I tell you...I'm glad I didn't look. The sound effects were bad enough.

You should have whipped it out and had a slahs against the wall. It would have made her feel better.

Turner · 10-10-2002 1:57am

reminds me of a time when i was in cork, was in a cubicle with a girl who was snortin lines of coke, then she went for a piss in front of me... Was very weird at the time cus i didnt know her.

Victor · 03-12-2002 9:48pm

And why do they use 4 times the amount of paper guys do? (or is this because they won't have a 'movement in public')

Seraphina · 03-12-2002 10:00pm

sorry, ive always wanted to post one of those cards!

Graemo · 04-12-2002 6:55am

The usage of paper is beyond belief.If you've ever worked in the restaurant or pub business you'll know this because it's ALLWAYS the womans jax thats out of paper. They use 2 handfulls to put in the bowl to prevent splashback, (espesially important when having a ****) another handfull to wipe the seat, another handfull to covwer the seat so the dirty dirty germs dont attach themselves to her loonar landscape of an arse, two may by three handfulls to wipe front and back (more depending on the squishyness of said turtle head) Even more to adjust make up and blow nose and finally (mayby) one great big handfull stuffed into the purse for the prevention of "snailtrail" after shagging some bloke up an ally. They will singlehandedly bring down the rainforest.

TomTom · 04-12-2002 10:36am

right on Grameo, you tell the *******.
I work in a pub now and then and we did it up about 5 years ago. For about the first 2 - 3 months, the new womens jacks smelled off fresh timber. But the mens had a slight smell of piss.
Now 5 years on, the radiators in the ladies are rusted from women rincing out face towles and placing them on the radiator to dry (seemenly a good few women do this so they can re apply their makeup before they head to the night club). There is always soap from the soap despenser everywhere after a busy night and a general notice for women "BINS ARE FOR BINNING STUFF NOT A GENERAL TARGET TO AIM FOR". Sanatery towels are often found the next morning between the bin and the wall. But meanwhile the mens jack is ok, there is just a faint smell of piss.

johnnynolegs · 04-12-2002 2:14pm

yeah there are toilets in my local where the sinks are attached to each other and u can hear everything that goes on in the ladies toilets the dirty cows they talk about some messed up stuff

Jim · 04-12-2002 9:43pm

theres a nite club in town [cant remember the name] and the womens toliets are in pairs, as in two bowls attacthed to each other in one cubicle, so women can talk while taking a dump, how graceful and ladylike of them

fisty · 05-12-2002 2:05am

-double bogs-
see you?
you're a ****ing liar.

Graemo · 05-12-2002 8:09am

Even if he is lying, it's a bloody good idea. come on you know what chicks are like.

xx · 05-12-2002 8:26am

This quote "And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff" is quite possibly the most descriptive thing I have ever heard. This isn't a sick quote, this is art ladies and gentlemen. And he owes it all to the golden shower loving claustrophobic little hussy he escourted to the jacks. On top of this though, when I was in Ibiza a few years back, most of the clubs there had uni-sex toilets where you couldn't avoid those sounds, even if you tried.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 05-12-2002 8:41am

And on top of that I had to hear a girl's piss shoot onto the inner side of a toilet bowl and then the rustling of friction between bogroll and her muff

That has to be the funniest thing ive heard in ages!! To be honest l like that kinda thing!

darthmise · 05-12-2002 2:01pm

Can i get an amen to being turned on by the sound of a womans tinkle? Anyone? Surely i'm not the only one.

Coincidnece of it all i had this conversation two nights ago and was informed by girls that they do it because they have to queue for cubicles unlike us piss-against-the-wall-types. So they need someone to chat to while waiting.
I also found out that these chats continue on over cubicle walls when both women are seated and topics such as "such and such fancies me" and " i'm mad for one tonight, i am" amidst the little plinks and plonks and bulging temple veins. The Fairer Sex....

Anyone ever been in the toilets in Teasers in Amsterdam? They're unisex, (unless i made a huge mistake!) but the cubicle walls are made of frosted glass blocks. I went in to one, looked left, saw another guys sillouhette standing and pissing, looked right and saw a girl sitting, with a hand on each wall.

Wet myself.

Jim · 05-12-2002 8:26pm

im not lying im deadly serious, ive never seen any myself [being a bloke] but ive heard rumours.............

Space Coyote · 08-12-2002 8:06pm

I have a female friend who overheard 2 girls talking in a cubicle in the pub jacks...one chick says to the other "You have got a lovely muff" !!!

Class

Dempsey · 09-12-2002 10:56am

Originally posted by darthmise
Anyone ever been in the toilets in Teasers in Amsterdam? They're unisex, (unless i made a huge mistake!) but the cubicle walls are made of frosted glass blocks. I went in to one, looked left, saw another guys sillouhette standing and pissing, looked right and saw a girl sitting, with a hand on each wall.

Wet myself.

Yer one was going for a power dump!

fisty · 11-12-2002 2:00am

yeh need good leverage for them power dumps...

Why girls go to the toilet in pairs!

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