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Is the pain of taking a crap the same as the pain of giving birth?

  • 18-06-2010 02:57PM
    #1
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    My sister is always telling me I'll never know the pain of giving birth but I just took a massive crap and it was really sore, my ass still hurts from squeezing it out. Could this have been worse then the pain of giving birth, I'm going to ring her up and tell her not to talk to me about pain.


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  • #2
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Bahhahahaaha

    In before the lube.


  • #3
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,320 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Hahahahahahahahaha This will go well.


  • #4
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I doubt it but make sure to ring her to discuss your shiTe.


  • #5
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    And do you ever notice that the craps that take the most effort/pain usually result in the lowest yield?


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    in before flut


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Dude eat more bran. Seriously.


  • #8
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I will never know...


  • #9
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Getting kicked in the nuts is quite clearly much worse than taking a crap or even giving birth












    *runs away


  • #10
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    bonerm wrote: »
    And do you ever notice that the craps that take the most effort/pain usually result in the lowest yield?

    There may be some truth in this. It isn't the main result that's painful, it's the bonus ball.


  • #11
    cpb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭cpb


    if a crap hurt that much something seriously wrong with your anus.


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  • #12
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    Was it over 9.5 Courics??


  • #13
    Sean Quagmire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire




  • #14
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Most women sihte themselves during birth and i've never heard a woman complaining about how hard taking the sihte was, so i doubt it.


  • #15
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Two reasons why i will never know:

    1. I'm not having kids
    2. Girls dont crap. We dont have bumholes.


  • #16
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    In before the thread flush.


  • #17
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    what did you pass?...Gary Coleman?


  • #18
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    cpb wrote: »
    if a crap hurt that much something seriously wrong with your anus.

    I would be more concerned about the diet.

    There have been a few occasions in the past where I genuinely thought I had given birth to some kind of life form after taking a dump.


  • #19
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Kiera wrote: »
    Two reasons why i will never know:

    1. I'm not having kids
    2. Girls dont crap. We dont have bumholes.

    yeah, the poo fairy comes every night and takes your farts and poo away and leaves a shiny euro under your pillow


  • #20
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    Most women sihte themselves during birth

    Ah the miracle of life!

    I wonder does the Doctor ever offer the father the chance to cut the dangleberries?


  • #21
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    yeah, the poo fairy comes every night and takes your farts and poo away and leaves a shiny euro under your pillow

    Yup, minus the euro.


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  • #22
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Kiera wrote: »
    We dont have bumholes.

    Lies, every man has tried or gotten down to brown town. You can't fool us.

    OP, it depends. Does your crap have shoulders?

    -Funk


  • #23
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    OP get yourself some e-coli.
    Your ass will be running like a leaky tap.
    No need to worry about pain then.


  • #24
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I once took a shit so big that they gave it a birth certificate.
    So, yes, the pain is probably similar.


  • #25
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Kiera wrote: »
    2. Girls dont crap. We dont have bumholes.

    This might be a little anal, but i beg to differ.


  • #26
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    op eat indian. you will be shiteting through the eye of a needle after a good spicy one


  • #27
    doncarlos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,860 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    Fizman wrote: »

    There have been a few occasions in the past where I genuinely thought I had given birth to some kind of life form after taking a dump.

    It's also difficult not to look down with some pride at the 8 pound monster you just gave birth to. Almost a shame to flush it away :D


  • #28
    Unique User Name
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭Unique User Name


    Kiera wrote: »
    Two reasons why i will never know:

    1. I'm not having kids
    2. Girls dont crap. We dont have bumholes.

    Then what was that thing my co*k was in last weekend??


  • #29
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Unique User Name wrote: »
    Then what was that thing my co*k was in last weekend??

    Your fist?


  • #30
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Unique User Name wrote: »
    Then what was that thing my co*k was in last weekend??

    She only said girls don't have them.

    -Funk


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  • #31
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Sounds like a sore one OP...perhaps swap your usual tipple for some bulmers pear tonight - that should remedy the situation.


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