Do Gardai check the back of your van?

Jimmy Bottlehead · 18-06-2010 12:26PM #1

Long story short, going to Belfast tonight from Dublin, three people in a two seater van, so one might have to go in the back.

Does anyone actually get stopped and checked? And what happens if you're caught?

SeaFields · 18-06-2010 12:27PM

you're executed by firing squad

Kiera · 18-06-2010 12:28PM

They can stop you for whatever reason and look in the back if they like. You're not covered on your insurance so i wouldnt risk it. You'll get a fine i'd say if you were caught.

Alun · 18-06-2010 12:29PM

I'd be more concerned with what would happen to the poor unfortunate in the back if you had a crash, or even had to brake really suddenly rather than technicalities TBH.

Hasmunch · 18-06-2010 12:29PM

Get the person in the back to act confused... acting as though he thinks he's on a bus.

Danbo! · 18-06-2010 12:29PM

Just play it cool if you're stopped and tell them you were just going over the border for some french fries and gravy

thebigbiffo · 18-06-2010 12:33PM

i'm from the country, we travel in the back of many, many mechanically propelled vehicles that are not designed for passengers..but hey, that's how we roll

CreepingDeath · 18-06-2010 12:36PM

SeaFields wrote: »

you're executed by firing squad

Only if you fail to stop at a Nordie checkpoint.

You might be stopped by customs on the way back though, they were doing random stops to curtail the booze buying up there.

Abrasax · 18-06-2010 12:38PM

Just tie him down in the back of the van, so if the Guards do check you can say you did your best to secure him and prevent injury.
Or roll him up in a carpet before placing him in the van.
That should keep you out of trouble.

Paulyh · 18-06-2010 12:38PM

just dress up in 1970's clothes, smoke ciggarette and have a strong smell of booze from you.
you can "it cool, Mr. Policeman, were from the 70's so where all safe.

SeaFields · 18-06-2010 12:40PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You might be stopped by customs on the way back though, they were doing random stops to curtail the booze buying up there.

I think this has come up before but...

They can do all the stops they want, them customs fellas, but both Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland are within the EU so there is the free movement of goods and services. Buy as much as you can carry!

Wolfe Tone · 18-06-2010 12:41PM

Considering there was a bombscare last night I would say that security will be heightened, especially for vans with southern license plates.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/10347051.stm

Alun · 18-06-2010 12:44PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i'm from the country, we travel in the back of many, many mechanically propelled vehicles that are not designed for passengers..but hey, that's how we roll

Literally

Seloth · 18-06-2010 12:50PM

Bit off topic but they always pull over my friend!...He's only been driving for a few months now and is the first of us in the closer group of our friends to be driving...Its not even for driving fast or the L plates,just every time they search for drugs!!!wtf none of us do that hah.

Last time they searched his and another guys socks and waiste bands amd then broke his lil bros kite in the boot as the closed it :pac:]

But yeah my dads jeep has no seats in the back,But people always go in there.Rol on country life!

Jagera · 18-06-2010 12:52PM

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Long story short, ..

Tell the cops the long story, they'll be as bored as I was reading the short one & let you go.

Captain Darling · 18-06-2010 01:14PM

If you're stopped just say in your best nordie accent: 'I'm an innocent mon.'

Guaranteed to work.

Poly · 18-06-2010 01:17PM

It was acceptable in '80's.

Jimmy Bottlehead · 18-06-2010 01:29PM

Does it help that I am indeed a culchie?

Abrasax · 18-06-2010 01:30PM

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Does it help that I am indeed a culchie?

It'll help the Guards to be able to understand you.

Cookie_Monster · 18-06-2010 01:31PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You might be stopped by customs on the way back though, they were doing random stops to curtail the booze buying up there.

what can they do if the find booze though. Free movement of good is allowed and there are no limits

_sparkie_ · 18-06-2010 01:36PM

just leave a pile of coats in the back and if you stop tell your friend to get under them.

ibarelycare · 18-06-2010 01:36PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

If you're stopped just say in your best nordie accent: 'I'm an innocent mon.'

Guaranteed to work.

Sounds more like a rastafarian accent

Mint Sauce · 18-06-2010 01:37PM

Poly wrote: »

It was acceptable in '80's.

it was acceptable at the time

ejmaztec · 18-06-2010 01:38PM

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

what can they do if the find booze though.

They'll find nothing if the guy in the back hides it in his gut.

Captain Darling · 18-06-2010 01:40PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Sounds more like a rastafarian accent

A rastafarian from the north. :cool:

OutlawPete · 18-06-2010 01:41PM

Think there are enough matching words in the title to make this somewhat relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K0Esd1-ZEE

Seloth · 18-06-2010 01:45PM

Once saw this Black dude with dreads,Full rasta clothes..I mean hat and jumper like and driving a ferrari..How he was not pulled over every two mins is behyond me

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NothingMan · 18-06-2010 01:47PM

Just tell them it's one of those new really realistic sex dolls and have your mate stay like this :eek:.

Edit: Wasted my 2000th post talking about my a sex doll.

irish_goat · 18-06-2010 01:49PM

"There was never a guard or a customs man, put his nose inside a transit van"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgxMgEpcKIo

easyeason3 · 18-06-2010 01:55PM

Seloth wrote: »

Bit off topic but they always pull over my friend!...He's only been driving for a few months now and is the first of us in the closer group of our friends to be driving...Its not even for driving fast or the L plates,just every time they search for drugs!!!wtf none of us do that hah.

Last time they searched his and another guys socks and waiste bands amd then broke his lil bros kite in the boot as the closed it :pac:]

But yeah my dads cheap has no seats in the abck and we all go in there our put peeps there...as sadi above..Just how the country rolls

What are you trying to say here?

Degsy · 18-06-2010 02:33PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Only if you fail to stop at a Nordie checkpoint.

You might be stopped by customs on the way back though, they were doing random stops to curtail the booze buying up there.

The booze buying up there is on its last legs with the euro/sterling exchange rate.
The amount of people buying booze up north has dwindled as places like tesco down south have gotten thier act together.

Do Gardai check the back of your van?

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