'What the fúck?!' Moments

StereoLove · 18-06-2010 12:31AM

One day I was out shopping and this ramdom Polish woman came up to me started talking to me in Polish! I was like WTF woman!? I don't speek Polish!!

elvis99 · 18-06-2010 12:39AM

Last week my mates and i were having a very random conversation, we were talkin about what appeals us to certain women.

Suddenly one of my friends blurts out how he likes to play with himself on the toilet. Probably the biggest wtf moment of my life.

GirlOfGlass · 18-06-2010 12:39AM

K-9 wrote: »

A few things but 2 girls, 1 cup wins every time.

One man, one jar.
*vomits*

geeky · 18-06-2010 12:43AM

K-9 wrote: »

A few things but 2 girls, 1 cup wins every time.

:eek:

geeky · 18-06-2010 12:46AM

Latchy wrote: »

I hope for his sake the Nigerian Mafia haven't got the proceeds from fake ' email money scams ' riding on Nigeria to win the match /world cup :pac:

Pretty soon he'll get one of those emails from a 'hitman' demanding €30,000...

K-9 · 18-06-2010 12:47AM

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

One man, one jar.
*vomits*

I'm not Googling that!

GirlOfGlass · 18-06-2010 12:48AM

K-9 wrote: »

I'm not Googling that!

DO IT!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 18-06-2010 12:53AM

GirlOfGlass wrote: »

DO IT!

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

This is now the worst day of my life

:(:(

Damn you:mad::mad:

FruitLover · 18-06-2010 12:53AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

it's pronounced kú-ma-tay

Nope.

The Japanese 'e' sound in 'te' ('て' in hiragana, '手' in the kanji for 'kumate') is a monophthong, i.e. it has only one sound. The 'ay in 'tay' is a diphthong (i.e. it has two sounds, the 'a' sound and the 'y' sound). The Japanese would write that as 'てい' (tei).

K-9 · 18-06-2010 12:59AM

Never going to give you up, never going to let you down.

GirlOfGlass · 18-06-2010 01:02AM

Nylah Damaged Tenant wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

This is now the worst day of my life :(:(

Damn you:mad::mad:

The guy really amazes me.
Wonder how his arse is doing.

ddef · 18-06-2010 01:04AM

No word of lie, when i was 15 i was working late in the art room for the JC. usually id get the bus home but as the dart bus was leaving for the station i said grand n hopped on got the dart and got to bray.
when standing there at about 8pm near enough to summer, so it was still very bright. and old woman was standing next to me as i was waiting for a lift home from the station.
next thing i hear is this loud farting noise and i was thinking "thats rotton sounding"....i soon found out it wasnt a fart. there was a big brown stain on the back of her white skirt and there was brown liquid dribbling down the back of her legs. i nearly puked it was disgusting and smelt so bad. everytime i take a big watery **** i think of that old shat lady at bray dart station

magma69 · 18-06-2010 01:05AM

This news story I read today. :eek:

GirlOfGlass · 18-06-2010 01:12AM

ddef wrote: »

there was a big brown stain on the back of her white skirt and there was brown liquid dribbling down the back of her legs. i nearly puked it was disgusting and smelt so bad.

Oh man, that is priceless!
Bet she regretted wearing white that day.

jonnyfingers · 18-06-2010 01:39AM

I was parked outside the garda station in Dun Laoghaire a while back and a junkie walked up to the side of the car and used the driver's side mirror to examine her face. She kept repeating "look at the ****ing state of me!" in her best Northside accent.

As it was a warm day I had the driver's side window open, and because of the angle of the mirror she had to nearly stick her head inside the door to see her reflection, so her face was about three inches from mine. Didn't know what to do but as she kept mumbling I slowly raised the electric windows. Felt like something Alan Partridge would do!

After about 5 minutes she fecked off. Never asked me for anything, just wanted to "look at the state" of herself! Weird.

geeky · 18-06-2010 01:41AM

jonnyfingers wrote: »

Felt like something Alan Partridge would do!

:pac::pac::pac:

minister poxbottle · 18-06-2010 01:58AM

StereoLove wrote: »

One day I was out shopping and this ramdom Polish woman came up to me started talking to me in Polish! I was like WTF woman!? I don't speek Polish!!

how do you know she was polish then could been russian ffs

barleybooley · 18-06-2010 02:05AM

I think the new dulco lax ad had me in awe for a good five minutes, mental, just mental, i mean, who sits around talking about sh1t?

minister poxbottle · 18-06-2010 02:06AM

jonnyfingers wrote: »

I was parked outside the garda station in Dun Laoghaire a while back and a junkie walked up to the side of the car and used the driver's side mirror to examine her face. She kept repeating "look at the ****ing state of me!" in her best Northside accent.

As it was a warm day I had the driver's side window open, and because of the angle of the mirror she had to nearly stick her head inside the door to see her reflection, so her face was about three inches from mine. Didn't know what to do but as she kept mumbling I slowly raised the electric windows. Felt like something Alan Partridge would do!

After about 5 minutes she fecked off. Never asked me for anything, just wanted to "look at the state" of herself! Weird.

whats a northside junkie doin on the southside. answer all junkies sound the same

its a junkie thing :pac:

minister poxbottle · 18-06-2010 02:13AM

ddef wrote: »

No word of lie, when i was 15 i was working late in the art room for the JC. usually id get the bus home but as the dart bus was leaving for the station i said grand n hopped on got the dart and got to bray.
when standing there at about 8pm near enough to summer, so it was still very bright. and old woman was standing next to me as i was waiting for a lift home from the station.
next thing i hear is this loud farting noise and i was thinking "thats rotton sounding"....i soon found out it wasnt a fart. there was a big brown stain on the back of her white skirt and there was brown liquid dribbling down the back of her legs. i nearly puked it was disgusting and smelt so bad. everytime i take a big watery **** i think of that old shat lady at bray dart station

if yer gonna **** yerself bray's the place to do it :rolleyes: been a genuine siht hole an all

AskMyChocolate · 18-06-2010 02:31AM

brummytom wrote: »

You know those moments when you think 'Hang on... what the fuck?'

I don't get buses normally, I've no need to. This week, however, I've had exams so haven't had to be in school all day, and haven't used the school coaches, so I've got the bus instead.

I got the bus today, it's about a 40 minute journey. Half way there, the bus driver got out of seat, came out from behind the little screen and then proceeded to put newspapers through the doors of every house on this street.

I seemed to be the only passenger even slightly fazed by the bus driver doing what appeared to be a paper round during the journey, not of the old biddies on the bus batted an eyelid.

Anyone ever had any moments where you think: '...what?' ?

Will somebody either shut that young lad up, or explain to him the value of a black market tin of powdered egg?

MrStuffins · 18-06-2010 02:31AM

Myself and 3 others had just arrived in Valencia to start our Erasmus adventure.

We went walking looking for the University as we had to register and noticed how mad the drivers were on the roads. Just as we are discussing it, and RIGHT beside us, about a metre beside where we were standing, a car and a bloke on a bike both try to fight for right of way on the road, ending badly for the cyclist!

The car SMASHES this guy and he flies through the windscreen almost into the passenger seat, with the shatter-proof windscreen crumpled around him like a blanket. the driver starts screaming at him while he's trying his best to get out of this wall of glass.

He finally gets out, followed by the driver. Driver starts screaming at the cyclist saying in angry Spanish "Look what you've done to my windscreen"

Cyclist says "oh yeah, sorry" and gets on his bike and cycles away!

Mental!

Dudess · 18-06-2010 02:42AM

A friend of mine was telling me she went for drinks with a girl from work and another girl, neither of whom knew each other. My friend went to the bar and let them do their introductions - later that evening, one of them confided to her that the other introduced herself by asking her if she took it up the ass...

AskMyChocolate · 18-06-2010 02:56AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

A few weeks ago I was on a dublin bus and there was an odd guy sitting in front of me, I glanced at the book he was reading and it was an erotic novel, it was filthy. I could prob guess what was on his mind when a pretty lady dressed in summer clothes would get on the bus as he would look at them.

then I noticed the weird part, he had a ick scar dlong thown the back of his head and neck with no hair on it, looked like he had brain surgery or something.

today I was hanging out with a few horses, sat down in the garden and then turned around and looked back into the yard, the big lad who was licking my arm(they love salt) had a massive boner and was staring at me

To respond:

1) It was yesterday

2) Odd is subjective

3) It was Ullysses

4) Joyce would handle Five.

5) What was on your mind?

6) Only natural, as a single man.

7) It's a scar, where I got bottled working as a barman.

8) I don't love salt, and "massive" is too complimentary, as you know well sir.

Opinicus · 18-06-2010 03:00AM

StereoLove wrote: »

One day I was out shopping and this ramdom Polish woman came up to me started talking to me in Polish! I was like WTF woman!? I don't speek Polish!!

I started work in a factory about four years ago.

No-one spoke to me on my first day (apart from the floor supervisor) as they all thought I was Polish.

Genrikh Yagoda · 18-06-2010 03:04AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mjqru9jroE

AskMyChocolate · 18-06-2010 03:12AM

FruitLover wrote: »

Nope.

The Japanese 'e' sound in 'te' ('て' in hiragana, '手' in the kanji for 'kumate') is a monophthong, i.e. it has only one sound. The 'ay in 'tay' is a diphthong (i.e. it has two sounds, the 'a' sound and the 'y' sound). The Japanese would write that as 'てい' (tei).

If you'd care to step outside, even I'll fight you, and I know how to spell ghey. Ask anyone. (It means "open hand" doesn't it?)

Dudess · 18-06-2010 03:15AM

Genrikh Yagoda wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mjqru9jroE

Oh yeah a LOT of Japanese stuff has made me go "Wtf?!"

E.g. this toilet training film...

:eek:

Anna Molly · 18-06-2010 03:17AM

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Was on the bus a few years ago, and at the Stillorgan flyover it got stuck in a huge traffic jam. Out of boredom, or just madness, the driver got out of his seat, ran upstairs and screamed 'I don't know what a tracker mortgage is!!!' and then ran back down really quickly like an excited schoolgirl.

That would make my year!!:)

Doop · 18-06-2010 03:20AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Will somebody either shut that young lad up, or explain to him the value of a black market tin of powdered egg?

This..... wtf ?!

'What the fúck?!' Moments

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