'What the fúck?!' Moments

brummytom · 17-06-2010 10:43PM #1

You know those moments when you think 'Hang on... what the fuck?'

I don't get buses normally, I've no need to. This week, however, I've had exams so haven't had to be in school all day, and haven't used the school coaches, so I've got the bus instead.

I got the bus today, it's about a 40 minute journey. Half way there, the bus driver got out of seat, came out from behind the little screen and then proceeded to put newspapers through the doors of every house on this street.

I seemed to be the only passenger even slightly fazed by the bus driver doing what appeared to be a paper round during the journey, not of the old biddies on the bus batted an eyelid.

Anyone ever had any moments where you think: '...what?' ?

Zombienosh · 17-06-2010 10:46PM

ah good old dublin bus. I love when they stop for a chat and a smoke.

o1s1n · 17-06-2010 10:47PM

Are you sure you were riding a bus and not a newspaper delivery van?

Bonito · 17-06-2010 10:47PM

When a condom splits.

tony1kenobi · 17-06-2010 10:47PM

I was at a zebra crossing and an old lady was stood next to me.She grabbed my arm, and being a nice lad I thought she maybe felt woozy or just wanted help crossing the road.She then proceeded to piss herself...then let go of my arm and walked on like it hadn't happened.

keithg89 · 17-06-2010 10:50PM

I seen a man eat his own head.

KeithM89_old · 17-06-2010 10:52PM

Also Bus related, i saw a man sitting beside a massive piece of **** for a good 15 minutes - the smell was horrid

Rented Mule · 17-06-2010 11:00PM

I was seeing this woman (about 10 years ago) and she rang me one evening at work. Lots of small talk going back and forth about what we got up to the night before. So that talk had started to die down and I asked her 'so what did you get up to today ??'

'Remember my friend Mark?' she said.

"Nope...no idea who he is', I thought to myself. 'Oh yeah ...sure' is what I said .

'Well I finally sucked him off' she said.

WTF ?

I nearly spit out my tea across the room.

'is that a bad thing?' she said

WTF (AGAIN) ??

She called me for months afterward apologising. In hindsight I find it hysterical.

bronte · 17-06-2010 11:01PM

Was told on Monday that Lily Allen briefly attended my primary school back home in wee Leixlip. That was a WTF moment. :pac:

PirateShampoo · 17-06-2010 11:12PM

When i felt her balls.

Latchy · 17-06-2010 11:20PM

I witnessed a young 9 year old kid being completely run over by a Mini in Dublin and totally shocked and freaked out by what I and several other people had witnessed , was expecting to see blood and guts everywere . But there was none to be seen and after being kept in hospital overnight he was released next day . That was one ' WTF' moements in my life and I still recoil in horror when I picture it happening .

Daemos · 17-06-2010 11:26PM

Lee Evans

Mint Sauce · 17-06-2010 11:29PM

the crying game

Giselle · 17-06-2010 11:36PM

I've seen men using rechargeable shavers in their cars a few times, but one morning I saw a van driver giving himself a haircut with one of those hair trimmers. While still driving.

actuallylike · 17-06-2010 11:36PM

A while ago on boards, someone posted a quite cringeworthy attempt at an anniversary for Katy French shown below.
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/528/french.jpg
Annoying as it is to see such a non celebrity that is famous for nothing, someone searched the OP's previous posts and found this
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3530/lohang.jpg
WTF!!!!!

kumate_champ07 · 17-06-2010 11:42PM

A few weeks ago I was on a dublin bus and there was an odd guy sitting in front of me, I glanced at the book he was reading and it was an erotic novel, it was filthy. I could prob guess what was on his mind when a pretty lady dressed in summer clothes would get on the bus as he would look at them.

then I noticed the weird part, he had a long thick scar down the back of his head and neck with no hair on it, looked like he had brain surgery or something.

today I was hanging out with a few horses, sat down in the garden and then turned around and looked back into the yard, the big lad who was licking my arm(they love salt) had a massive boner and was staring at me

Daemos · 17-06-2010 11:44PM

Maybe he knew you were a kumate champ?

ElaElaElano · 17-06-2010 11:45PM

Was on the bus a few years ago, and at the Stillorgan flyover it got stuck in a huge traffic jam. Out of boredom, or just madness, the driver got out of his seat, ran upstairs and screamed 'I don't know what a tracker mortgage is!!!' and then ran back down really quickly like an excited schoolgirl.

Velvet shank · 17-06-2010 11:49PM

A friend of mine was on a Dublin bus one time. Somewhere along the route the driver got out, entered barbers, and got himself a haircut

kumate_champ07 · 17-06-2010 11:51PM

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Maybe he knew you were a kumate champ?

it's pronounced kú-ma-tay

karlog · 17-06-2010 11:53PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

it's pronounced kú-ma-tay

i love that movie

geeky · 17-06-2010 11:58PM

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Was on the bus a few years ago, and at the Stillorgan flyover it got stuck in a huge traffic jam. Out of boredom, or just madness, the driver got out of his seat, ran upstairs and screamed 'I don't know what a tracker mortgage is!!!' and then ran back down really quickly like an excited schoolgirl.

Was it that kinda unkempt fellah who drives the 84? Love that guy.

In a non-gay way.

kumate_champ07 · 17-06-2010 11:59PM

karlog wrote: »

i love that movie

what movie?

Taco Corp · 18-06-2010 12:02AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

A few weeks ago I was on a dublin bus and there was an odd guy sitting in front of me, I glanced at the book he was reading and it was an erotic novel, it was filthy. I could prob guess what was on his mind when a pretty lady dressed in summer clothes would get on the bus as he would look at them.

then I noticed the weird part, he had a long thick scar down the back of his head and neck with no hair on it, looked like he had brain surgery or something.

today I was hanging out with a few horses, sat down in the garden and then turned around and looked back into the yard, the big lad who was licking my arm(they love salt) had a massive boner and was staring at me

Reminds me of this

Lando Griffin · 18-06-2010 12:03AM

Was half fueled one night in the local one night, during a visit to the toilet ran out of paper, I only needed one last bit but nothing, so I reached into my wallet and took out two fivers and said sure WTF. Felt like one of those navel burials you see on telly as i watched them swirl away

InTheTrees · 18-06-2010 12:03AM

How about the Nigerian football player this morning who's team was up by a goal and who decides during a throw in to kick the opposing player in the crotch while in touch.

WTF???????????????????

He gets throw off, his team is a man down and they end up losing by a goal.

Unbelievable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVqz1aawASA

The_Kew_Tour · 18-06-2010 12:04AM

Jedward

ElaElaElano · 18-06-2010 12:09AM

geeky wrote: »

Was it that kinda unkempt fellah who drives the 84? Love that guy.

In a non-gay way.

That's him yeah, small, earring- looks a bit like Maradonna's long lost brother.

He's obviously well known for shít that like then!

geeky · 18-06-2010 12:22AM

ElaElaElano wrote: »

That's him yeah, small, earring- looks a bit like Maradonna's long lost brother.

He's obviously well known for shít that like then!

Actually I've never seen him do anything like that, but read the post and could already it. He's really nice, actually, goes out of his way to help people out - and entertain them, it appears.

K-9 · 18-06-2010 12:29AM

A few things but 2 girls, 1 cup wins every time.

Latchy · 18-06-2010 12:30AM

InTheTrees wrote: »

How about the Nigerian football player this morning who's team was up by a goal and who decides during a throw in to kick the opposing player in the crotch while in touch.

WTF???????????????????

He gets throw off, his team is a man down and they end up losing by a goal.

Unbelievable.

I hope for his sake the Nigerian Mafia haven't got the proceeds from fake ' email money scams ' riding on Nigeria to win the match /world cup :pac:

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