My boss won't give it up

Giselle · 17-06-2010 12:41AM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

In my expert opinion you should get a roll of toilet paper and watch the film where Michael Douglas gets flirty with his female boss and look at the way he ends up. Cant for the life of me remember what the film was called or who the woman was . Anyone?

Disclosure.

It was rubbish.

kona · 17-06-2010 12:44AM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

Bet her dick is bigger than yours.

scudster · 17-06-2010 12:44AM

bytey wrote: »

1/ she your new boss

2/ shes making you feel welcome

3/ she will eventually fock you , but not the way youd like to be
( see 1 )

Even if there was any truth to the 1st post (which I highly doubt), bytey above hit the nail smack on the head.
Ya know the way sh1t always flows down hill, get ready to be landed with a big schteamin' pile, even if she is the one that focks up.

enniscorthy · 17-06-2010 01:17AM

ASK HER HAS SHE GOT CAM4

Hank_Jones · 17-06-2010 01:19AM

Change your username as well.
You bring shame on the real Jake LaMotta.
And on Scorsese, De Niro, Pesci, the sport of boxing in general.
Also, on yourself of course...

mikom · 17-06-2010 01:21AM

enniscorthy wrote: »

ASK HER HAS SHE GOT CAM4

I laughed at this.

See, Jake LeMotta, this is how it's done.
Short and to the point, not bloated and overwrought like the original post.

Sharpshooter · 17-06-2010 01:23AM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

Kimia wrote: »

Seriously OP stop with these stupid threads, you sound like a total loser. Have you nothing of worth to add or even anything funny to post? All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. :rolleyes: Grow up.

I think he's in bed, bless.:)

My boss won't give it up

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