My boss won't give it up

Jake LeMotta

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

Millicent

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

She is giving into her desires! She desires you to leave her alone apparently...

MagicMarker

I think we both know what you should do...














































.... kick her in the face.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Tell her she's a frigid bitch. Reverse psychology ftw

oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does

BS

ddef

Mate...seriously...PICS OR GTFO!!!!

4zn76tysfajdxp

None... none of this is true, is it?

Kimia

Seriously OP stop with these stupid threads, you sound like a total loser. Have you nothing of worth to add or even anything funny to post? All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. :rolleyes: Grow up.

stepbar

The title of the thread is all wrong......

My name is URL

I only read the title, but is he Rick Astley?

admiralofthefleet

your typing this while you should be conkers deep up her, i smell a bit of a walter mitty

Jake LeMotta

Andres Billions Chopsticks wrote: »

None... none of this is true, is it?

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No sh*t.

THIS SH*T IS REAL

alwaysadub

Make sure to press into her if you ever have to squeeze past her. She'll either like what she feels pressing into her,and you'll be well in,or she'll be sorely disappointed and will ignore you from then on in.

Jake LeMotta

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No ****.

THIS **** IS REAL

http://danielakawmd.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pinocchio1.gif

K-9

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.


Why don't chicks just give into there desires.

She is, they just aren't yours.

You read should read up on sexual harassment too.

Crann na Beatha

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Jake LeMotta

Kimia wrote: »

Seriously OP stop with these stupid threads, you sound like a total loser. Have you nothing of worth to add or even anything funny to post? All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. :rolleyes: Grow up.

What can I tell you darling...
I'm actually not taking this piss.

It's for real and it's a bit of a dilemma - there's no way I'm letting her toy me around.
It's either, she's gonna fock, or she's not.

But if I ignore her totally she'll just get incessantly bitchy and make my life a misery.
As I said, Dilemma.

ddef

Ohhh, is this the same chap who came up with the cringe worthy "most embarrassing" thread.
yh.....Forget the pics....
....Just GTFO.

cocalolaman

How can you post something like this without pics..

Throw ice cream at her and take a picture.

Prof.Badass

You know it's the summer holidays when AH becomes infested with trolls.


well moreso than usual, anyway

Professey Chin

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No sh*t.

THIS SH*T IS REAL

Im sure the sh!t your talking is real but I guarantee the bitch isnt

Jaxxy

OP needs to be taken to the vet and neutered if you ask me, might calm him down a little.

Not every woman you meet wants to "fock" you, OP. Although look on the bright side, at least now you don't have to put up with that receptionist giving you the come hither stares and making "oooh" and "aaah" noises every time you walk by.

Boxoffrogs

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No sh*t.

THIS SH*T IS REAL

This and Sh*t being the operative words.

You sound delusional to me, and the way you refer to women, I'd be surprised if you get any!

Super-Rush

I'll leave this decision to you op.

FlutterinBantam

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

What can I tell you darling...
I'm actually not taking this piss.

It's for real and it's a bit of a dilemma - there's no way I'm letting her toy me around.
It's either, she's gonna fock, or she's not.

But if I ignore her totally she'll just get incessantly bitchy and make my life a misery.
As I said, Dilemma.

I wouldn't necessarily agree, but most people around here would think you are an immature dude who is trying way too hard.

Way too hard.

take the hint dude.

Darksaga87

DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE????

ddef

down with this sort of thing!

445279.ie

You obviously think life if a porn film waiting to happen........ and you miss out on all the good scenes

Starburst85

ddef wrote: »

Mate...seriously...PICS OR GTFO!!!!

PICS????

She's flirty....that's all...move on

Ruu_Old

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

You are watching too many American teen college/early 20's demographic films. Now snap out of it sonny boy and get back to ruddy work.

KevinVonSpiel

I seriously hope she exists & she or someone who knows her reads this thread...

Then you'll get focked alright, for SURE... either way.

fonecrusher1

Are you sure you haven't built like a make-shift office in your bedroom with desks & printers & even a little reception & planted a few female mannequins around the room to represent these hot women you interact with?

El Weirdo

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

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FYP.

Mint Sauce

hmmm

was chating to a female friend of mine in the week, good looking girl, in her mid 20's, had been really injoying her job up until recently, doing quite well at it, supervisor of a department, but then a new member of staff came to the team, now my friend, she's a friendly lass, always makes people feel welcome, but this new guy seems to be taken advantages, and making unwanted advantages.

Now she doesn't want to go to her boss incase in makes her look weak, but she wants this guy of her team, any suggestions

goose2005

Kimia wrote: »

All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. .

Isn't that what everyone does?

Godsentme

Jaesus OP, your not a well man, are you TBH?

your thread is like something out of the 'made up' letters on the Sun problems page. TRIPE>

Now I'm annoyed i even read your **** and Really annoyed I'm posting!:mad:

You should stay in your bedroom and have a vank or get counselling. :mad::mad:

Voltex

how sick would we all be if it was true?

K-9

You aren't taking your own advice, needs more aggressiveness tbh!

Aggression - Attractive? - boards.ie

storm2811

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

Start treating women with a bit of fcuking respect.
And stop making fake/sh!t threads about how you think women are tramps and such.

Overheal

If she was into you we wouldnt be having this conversation. She would have just taken what she wanted. She doesnt want you. lol

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

Spoken like someone who is getting any.

Coriolanus

irish-stew wrote: »

hmmm

was chating to a female friend of mine in the week, good looking girl, in her mid 20's, had been really injoying her job up until recently, doing quite well at it, supervisor of a department, but then a new member of staff came to the team, now my friend, she's a friendly lass, always makes people feel welcome, but this new guy seems to be taken advantages, and making unwanted advantages.

Now she doesn't want to go to her boss incase in makes her look weak, but she wants this guy of her team, any suggestions

Tell her to **** something up irrevocably when no one else is around, tell him to go do whatever it was and when he comes back saying it was already done/broken, kick his ass to the kerb.

Havermeyer

Kimia wrote: »

Seriously OP stop with these stupid threads, you sound like a total loser. Have you nothing of worth to add or even anything funny to post? All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. :rolleyes: Grow up.

This is after hours. Nobody has anything funny or of worth to add.

stovelid

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

..........

tbh

parker kent

I suddenly feel like reading The Secret Life of Walter Mitty for some reason....

PK2008

Well Ross, Im mean, Jake, just tell her about the time you single handedly won the Rugby Championship with Castlerock and show her your guns

After that she'll be all yours to loike totally fock her brains out

and I mean Totally!!

Hi five!

Clown Shoes

Tell you that you want to talk about the elephant in the room.

Proceed to close the door behind you, then pull out both of your trouser pockets followed by your micky.

Hey presto! It´s the elephant in the room.

thecornflake

wow , this guy is a poontang magnet. :rolleyes:

Reminds me of the 40 year old virgin in reality.

My name is URL

OP is actually Jon Lovitz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRZmMCGbnqw

dezzyd

Did not read first few pages of this thread - recognised op name so went to last pg - is this same guy who had an incident with a hooker or something in USA? Correct me if wrong!!!

El Weirdo

dezzyd wrote: »

Did not read first few pages of this thread - recognised op name so went to last pg - is this same guy who had an incident with a hooker or something in USA? Correct me if wrong!!!

Was the story not a copy pasta from another forum?

allanb49

I dont take it seriously cause he says fock