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My boss won't give it up

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  • #32
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Are you sure you haven't built like a make-shift office in your bedroom with desks & printers & even a little reception & planted a few female mannequins around the room to represent these hot women you interact with?


  • #33
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
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    FYP.


  • #34
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    hmmm

    was chating to a female friend of mine in the week, good looking girl, in her mid 20's, had been really injoying her job up until recently, doing quite well at it, supervisor of a department, but then a new member of staff came to the team, now my friend, she's a friendly lass, always makes people feel welcome, but this new guy seems to be taken advantages, and making unwanted advantages.

    Now she doesn't want to go to her boss incase in makes her look weak, but she wants this guy of her team, any suggestions


  • #35
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Kimia wrote: »
    All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. .
    Isn't that what everyone does?


  • #36
    Godsentme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    Jaesus OP, your not a well man, are you TBH?

    your thread is like something out of the 'made up' letters on the Sun problems page. TRIPE>

    Now I'm annoyed i even read your **** and Really annoyed I'm posting!:mad:

    You should stay in your bedroom and have a vank or get counselling. :mad::mad:


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  • #37
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Voltex


    how sick would we all be if it was true?


  • #38
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    You aren't taking your own advice, needs more aggressiveness tbh!

    Aggression - Attractive? - boards.ie

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #39
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »




    So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

    So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

    Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
    Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
    It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.


    Start treating women with a bit of fcuking respect.
    And stop making fake/sh!t threads about how you think women are tramps and such.


  • #40
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    If she was into you we wouldnt be having this conversation. She would have just taken what she wanted. She doesnt want you. lol
    So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.
    Spoken like someone who is getting any.


  • #41
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    irish-stew wrote: »
    hmmm

    was chating to a female friend of mine in the week, good looking girl, in her mid 20's, had been really injoying her job up until recently, doing quite well at it, supervisor of a department, but then a new member of staff came to the team, now my friend, she's a friendly lass, always makes people feel welcome, but this new guy seems to be taken advantages, and making unwanted advantages.

    Now she doesn't want to go to her boss incase in makes her look weak, but she wants this guy of her team, any suggestions
    Tell her to **** something up irrevocably when no one else is around, tell him to go do whatever it was and when he comes back saying it was already done/broken, kick his ass to the kerb.


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  • #42
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Kimia wrote: »
    Seriously OP stop with these stupid threads, you sound like a total loser. Have you nothing of worth to add or even anything funny to post? All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. :rolleyes: Grow up.

    This is after hours. Nobody has anything funny or of worth to add.


  • #43
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    ..........

    tbh


  • #44
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    I suddenly feel like reading The Secret Life of Walter Mitty for some reason....


  • #45
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Well Ross, Im mean, Jake, just tell her about the time you single handedly won the Rugby Championship with Castlerock and show her your guns

    After that she'll be all yours to loike totally fock her brains out

    and I mean Totally!!

    Hi five!


  • #46
    Clown Shoes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭Clown Shoes


    Tell you that you want to talk about the elephant in the room.

    Proceed to close the door behind you, then pull out both of your trouser pockets followed by your micky.

    Hey presto! It´s the elephant in the room.


  • #47
    thecornflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    wow , this guy is a poontang magnet. :rolleyes:

    Reminds me of the 40 year old virgin in reality.


  • #48
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    OP is actually Jon Lovitz

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRZmMCGbnqw


  • #49
    dezzyd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭dezzyd


    Did not read first few pages of this thread - recognised op name so went to last pg - is this same guy who had an incident with a hooker or something in USA? Correct me if wrong!!! :)


  • #50
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    dezzyd wrote: »
    Did not read first few pages of this thread - recognised op name so went to last pg - is this same guy who had an incident with a hooker or something in USA? Correct me if wrong!!! :)
    Was the story not a copy pasta from another forum?


  • #51
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    I dont take it seriously cause he says fock


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  • #52
    Dohnny Jepp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,444 ✭✭✭Dohnny Jepp


    allanb49 wrote: »
    I dont take it seriously cause he says fock

    I dont take it seriously cause he typed it with his forehead


  • #53
    dezzyd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭dezzyd


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Was the story not a copy pasta from another forum?

    Just going from memory - OP posted story, boarders objected as they had seen similar story before... again just going from memory, maybe I am wrong?


  • #54
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
    Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

    So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

    Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
    But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

    So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

    So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

    Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
    It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

    Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
    Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
    It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

    heeeeey jaaaaake stfu ya fcuking wnak stain :mad: gods gift yer not


  • #55
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    This is all entirely true.
    100% truth. No sh*t.

    THIS SH*T IS REAL

    100%crap now run along sonny its tea time mammy,s nipples are waiting ;)


  • #56
    bytey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭bytey


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SswamS7kQbQ&feature=fvw


  • #57
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    How about you have some respect for women and stop treating them like sex objects?

    Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
    You're so disrespectful that I would imagine your encounters with women look something like this:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_edB_ENWK-Yg/SDRUWm-lBKI/AAAAAAAAAvM/Y4803I8vlok/s200/5356_angry_woman_slapping_a_man_across_the_face.jpg

    You can use that thing on your shoulders for thinking....apparently...
    Well most people can, not too sure about you.


  • #58
    Scoobydoobydoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭Scoobydoobydoo


    Are you Ross O'Carroll Kelly by any chance?


  • #59
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    What can I tell you darling...
    I'm actually not taking this piss.

    It's for real and it's a bit of a dilemma - there's no way I'm letting her toy me around.
    It's either, she's gonna fock, or she's not.

    But if I ignore her totally she'll just get incessantly bitchy and make my life a misery.
    As I said, Dilemma.

    ha ha keep diggin yer fcuked and you know it :D


  • #60
    bytey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭bytey


    1/ she your new boss

    2/ shes making you feel welcome

    3/ she will eventually fock you , but not the way youd like to be
    ( see 1 )


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  • #61
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    In my expert opinion you should get a roll of toilet paper and watch the film where Michael Douglas gets flirty with his female boss and look at the way he ends up. Cant for the life of me remember what the film was called or who the woman was . Anyone?


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