My boss won't give it up

Jake LeMotta · 16-06-2010 08:57PM #1

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

Millicent · 16-06-2010 08:59PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

She is giving into her desires! She desires you to leave her alone apparently...

MagicMarker · 16-06-2010 08:59PM

I think we both know what you should do...

.... kick her in the face.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 16-06-2010 08:59PM

Tell her she's a frigid bitch. Reverse psychology ftw

16-06-2010 08:59PM

oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does

BS

ddef · 16-06-2010 08:59PM

Mate...seriously...PICS OR GTFO!!!!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 16-06-2010 08:59PM

None... none of this is true, is it?

Kimia · 16-06-2010 08:59PM

Seriously OP stop with these stupid threads, you sound like a total loser. Have you nothing of worth to add or even anything funny to post? All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. :rolleyes: Grow up.

stepbar · 16-06-2010 09:00PM

The title of the thread is all wrong......

My name is URL · 16-06-2010 09:00PM

I only read the title, but is he Rick Astley?

admiralofthefleet · 16-06-2010 09:02PM

your typing this while you should be conkers deep up her, i smell a bit of a walter mitty

Jake LeMotta · 16-06-2010 09:02PM

Andres Billions Chopsticks wrote: »

None... none of this is true, is it?

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No sh*t.

THIS SH*T IS REAL

alwaysadub · 16-06-2010 09:03PM

Make sure to press into her if you ever have to squeeze past her. She'll either like what she feels pressing into her,and you'll be well in,or she'll be sorely disappointed and will ignore you from then on in.

16-06-2010 09:03PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No ****.

THIS **** IS REAL

http://danielakawmd.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pinocchio1.gif

K-9 · 16-06-2010 09:04PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Why don't chicks just give into there desires.

She is, they just aren't yours.

You read should read up on sexual harassment too.

Crann na Beatha · 16-06-2010 09:05PM

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Jake LeMotta · 16-06-2010 09:06PM

Kimia wrote: »

Seriously OP stop with these stupid threads, you sound like a total loser. Have you nothing of worth to add or even anything funny to post? All you talk about is yourself and how you want to f*ck bítches. :rolleyes: Grow up.

What can I tell you darling...
I'm actually not taking this piss.

It's for real and it's a bit of a dilemma - there's no way I'm letting her toy me around.
It's either, she's gonna fock, or she's not.

But if I ignore her totally she'll just get incessantly bitchy and make my life a misery.
As I said, Dilemma.

ddef · 16-06-2010 09:07PM

Ohhh, is this the same chap who came up with the cringe worthy "most embarrassing" thread.
yh.....Forget the pics....
....Just GTFO.

cocalolaman · 16-06-2010 09:08PM

How can you post something like this without pics..

Throw ice cream at her and take a picture.

Prof.Badass · 16-06-2010 09:09PM

You know it's the summer holidays when AH becomes infested with trolls.

well moreso than usual, anyway

Professey Chin · 16-06-2010 09:09PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No sh*t.

THIS SH*T IS REAL

Im sure the sh!t your talking is real but I guarantee the bitch isnt

Jaxxy · 16-06-2010 09:12PM

OP needs to be taken to the vet and neutered if you ask me, might calm him down a little.

Not every woman you meet wants to "fock" you, OP. Although look on the bright side, at least now you don't have to put up with that receptionist giving you the come hither stares and making "oooh" and "aaah" noises every time you walk by.

Boxoffrogs · 16-06-2010 09:13PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This is all entirely true.
100% truth. No sh*t.

THIS SH*T IS REAL

This and Sh*t being the operative words.

You sound delusional to me, and the way you refer to women, I'd be surprised if you get any!

Super-Rush · 16-06-2010 09:14PM

I'll leave this decision to you op.

FlutterinBantam · 16-06-2010 09:15PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

What can I tell you darling...
I'm actually not taking this piss.

It's for real and it's a bit of a dilemma - there's no way I'm letting her toy me around.
It's either, she's gonna fock, or she's not.

But if I ignore her totally she'll just get incessantly bitchy and make my life a misery.
As I said, Dilemma.

I wouldn't necessarily agree, but most people around here would think you are an immature dude who is trying way too hard.

Way too hard.

take the hint dude.

Darksaga87 · 16-06-2010 09:16PM

DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE????

ddef · 16-06-2010 09:18PM

down with this sort of thing!

445279.ie · 16-06-2010 09:19PM

You obviously think life if a porn film waiting to happen........ and you miss out on all the good scenes

Starburst85 · 16-06-2010 09:19PM

ddef wrote: »

Mate...seriously...PICS OR GTFO!!!!

PICS????

She's flirty....that's all...move on

Ruu_Old · 16-06-2010 09:20PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

So I transferred to this new division at work last week.
Now my new supervisor is this blond chick - about 26/27, 5ft7 about, cute face and a body I'd like to eat ice cream off.

So, while she's pretty hot, I haven't asked her out or anything (oh, and it's pretty clear she has the hots for yours truly - without wanting to sound like an egotist there... but she does).

Yeah - so she is hot - but I don't wanna take her out/get that serious.
But I would like to get stuck in regardless.

So it's pretty clear with her it's a case of "the body says go, but the common sense says - he only want to fock you and then move onto the next hot chick", which is fairly accurate.

So I'm contemplating ways to make her give it up without having to take her on dates and so on.

Lately, she's actually started teasing me a bit also, like she knows what I'm thinking..
It's like, "Heeeey, Jaaaaake..", but then as soon as I make even the slightest advance, she totally blanks me.

Well it's putting me in a bad God Damn mood.
Why don't chicks just give into there desires.
It's not like I'm gonna tell everyone she's a slapper or something.

You are watching too many American teen college/early 20's demographic films. Now snap out of it sonny boy and get back to ruddy work.

KevinVonSpiel · 16-06-2010 09:20PM

I seriously hope she exists & she or someone who knows her reads this thread...

Then you'll get focked alright, for SURE... either way.

My boss won't give it up

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