The Johnnie Pocket

Mr Keek · 15-06-2010 01:46AM

My lighter. Some times the spare battery for my phone!

craggles · 15-06-2010 02:04AM

It's brilliant for notes, fivers, tenners, 20s.

Fifty euro notes will go in but that's pushing it.

Notes are also easy to take out of this pocket. Coins are not. Do not put coins in.

You're welcome.

Cornhusker · 15-06-2010 02:19AM

Hi
My first post on this sight, and I'll admit I never heard of Johnny Pocket and looked in out of curiosity.
Because of the difference in our cultures, I'll not tell you what I use mine for out of respect, but be it known, it is none of the above.:)

starbelgrade · 15-06-2010 02:39AM

Cornhusker wrote: »

Hi
My first post on this sight, and I'll admit I never heard of Johnny Pocket and looked in out of curiosity.
Because of the difference in our cultures, I'll not tell you what I use mine for out of respect, but be it known, it is none of the above.:)

Is it a bomb?

Cornhusker · 15-06-2010 02:44AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is it a bomb?

Nope:D
I sometimes use it as a holster.:o

vicecreamsundae · 15-06-2010 02:45AM

hahahaha wtf

Cornhusker · 15-06-2010 02:49AM

vicecreamsundae wrote: »

hahahaha wtf

.38 snubby usually when in polite company.;)

Seaneh · 15-06-2010 02:58AM

cloakroom tickets, bus tickets, that sort of thing.

It's actually called a ticket pocket.

Doop · 15-06-2010 04:08AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

:eek:
You mean that jonnie ive been luggin around in my wallet for the last 10 years is now useless..

*/ starts search for recipt*

entropi · 15-06-2010 04:17AM

Doop wrote: »

:eek:
You mean that jonnie ive been luggin around in my wallet for the last 10 years is now useless..

*/ starts search for recipt*

It wont be totally useless...it'll make a baby for you:pac:

thecornflake · 15-06-2010 10:19AM

Doop wrote: »

:eek:
You mean that jonnie ive been luggin around in my wallet for the last 10 years is now useless..

*/ starts search for recipt*

Wait till april fools day and give it to one of your freinds when they are going to get lucky. Then just when they are finished using it, burst into the bedroom and shout APRIL FOOLS !!!

ScumLord · 15-06-2010 10:24AM

stovelid wrote: »

I always thought they were for hooking your thumbs in and slouching enigmatically.

bazmaiden wrote: »

And/or line dancing

Thats belt buckles for fecks sake, City folk. :rolleyes:

Feeona · 15-06-2010 10:30AM

Teutorix wrote: »

Wtf kinda phone do you have?

I think it might be one of these

http://www.fashiongossipweekly.com/2008/06-17-08/news5.jpg

johnny_knoxvile · 15-06-2010 10:33AM

i put the lint from my belly button in it.

bluto63 · 15-06-2010 10:34AM

I put my ring in there when I'm handling any liquids or anything sticky, like when I'm cooking

Bawnmore · 15-06-2010 10:38AM

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

Just found a fiver

Thanked!

It's going to be a good day

petes · 15-06-2010 10:50AM

If I'm heading out I'd stick twenty quid in there. Doesn't last too long mind.

LandoCalrissian · 15-06-2010 11:53AM

If I'm heading out and dont want to bring a big set of keys with me I will just put my front door key in there

But if I'm pissed when I arrive home it can result in a lot a pocket rummaging that could easily be misconstrued by a passer by

kfallon · 15-06-2010 11:59AM

Used to always fold up my money (notes only) and put them in there!

scudster · 16-06-2010 12:49AM

Sometimes I also keep my mayonaise bags in there.:D

jester77 · 16-06-2010 12:56AM

I keep the stones from my stone washed jeans in there, that way I never forget to add the stones to the wash and my jeans preserve their chic stone washed look

Michellenman · 16-06-2010 12:56AM

kfallon wrote: »

Used to always fold up my money (notes only) and put them in there!

Notes only? I fold my coins and all usually :pac:

I heard it was called a lipstick pocket but I've never kept that in there really. Most likely keep change for the bus/train usually in it, I've got small hands though so getting it out is alright.

SomeFool · 16-06-2010 01:00AM

MP3 player fits perfectly.

OutlawPete · 16-06-2010 01:05AM

That's my lucky pocket were I place my betting slips.

The Johnnie Pocket

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