The Johnnie Pocket

MJ23

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

arybvtcw0eolkf

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

I put my life savings into it last week.

javaboy

Money. By accident. Then I can't find it when I look in my proper pocket and think I've lost it.

easyeason3

I have a handbag for such things.

Get a man bag & man up

bazmaiden

I usually have a few guitar plecs in there, its harder to lose them that way

Biggins

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

Change for the taxi home afterwards.

brummytom

Usually have a few plectrums in there

Crow92

Having had one in my pocket, I took out the johnny and she just looked at me as though i'd just done the most corny thing ever :rolleyes:

stovelid

I always thought they were for hooking your thumbs in and slouching enigmatically.

PirateShampoo

Back in the day i would store my fo'shizzle there.

bazmaiden

stovelid wrote: »

I always thought they were for hooking your thumbs in and slouching enigmatically.

And/or line dancing

easyeason3

bazmaiden wrote: »

And/or line dancing

Don't break my heart, my achy, breaky heart.
I just don't think it understands

*Shudders & rocks gently in corner*

Tail Wagger

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

I had a Mary in it once, does that count?

bazmaiden

Tail Wagger wrote: »

I had a Mary in it once, does that count?

Sweet mary jane?

Stephen

Keys.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I often put money in there on a night out in case I 'lose' it. Then I completely forget about it and thet a pleasent surprise when I find the money, usually after it's been through a few washes.

crispsandwiches

miraculous medal

PeterIanStaker

pocket watch on chain :cool:

plein de force

i often keep change in there

minister poxbottle

Ganja btw op where do ya keep yer johnnies? :eek:

Barna77

I kept once a big cheque for Anglo Irish, but then I lost it and someone told the media. Big fuss after that.

Since then only a few coins.

The Express

Fluff, mainly.

Hank_Jones

I used to keep loads of things in there, not at the same time of course.

Would sometimes keep a jonny in there, but I would think that I honestly can't remember ever having to take a jonny out of that pocket though.
Probably because I wasn't getting any.

I certainly used to keep drugs in there.
Handy for keeping small quantities.

Tickets for cloakrooms as well.
Lost my tickets quite a few times though, so I wouldn't advise people to keep tickets there.

Gigiwagga

Nodge pocket for years, nodges all gone now...sigh

bleg

phone

Teutorix

bleg wrote: »

phone

Wtf kinda phone do you have?

minidazzler

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

starbelgrade

minidazzler wrote: »

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

That's not the reason why blokes carry condoms. They carry them in the hope that they get their hole... anything that happens after that is largely irrelevant!

PaddyBomb

minidazzler wrote: »

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

Yes it would but that doesn't matter. It's been expired since April 2005 anyway...

zonEEE

Usually the drugs pocket

Banjo Fella

I sometimes keep an extra, smaller, and even less useful pocket inside of it.

Mr Keek

My lighter. Some times the spare battery for my phone!

craggles

It's brilliant for notes, fivers, tenners, 20s.

Fifty euro notes will go in but that's pushing it.

Notes are also easy to take out of this pocket. Coins are not. Do not put coins in.

You're welcome.

Cornhusker

Hi
My first post on this sight, and I'll admit I never heard of Johnny Pocket and looked in out of curiosity.
Because of the difference in our cultures, I'll not tell you what I use mine for out of respect, but be it known, it is none of the above.:)

starbelgrade

Cornhusker wrote: »

Hi
My first post on this sight, and I'll admit I never heard of Johnny Pocket and looked in out of curiosity.
Because of the difference in our cultures, I'll not tell you what I use mine for out of respect, but be it known, it is none of the above.:)

Is it a bomb?

Cornhusker

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is it a bomb?

Nope:D
I sometimes use it as a holster.:o

vicecreamsundae

hahahaha wtf

Cornhusker

vicecreamsundae wrote: »

hahahaha wtf

.38 snubby usually when in polite company.;)

Seaneh

cloakroom tickets, bus tickets, that sort of thing.

It's actually called a ticket pocket.

Doop

minidazzler wrote: »

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

:eek:
You mean that jonnie ive been luggin around in my wallet for the last 10 years is now useless..

*/ starts search for recipt*

entropi

Doop wrote: »

:eek:
You mean that jonnie ive been luggin around in my wallet for the last 10 years is now useless..

*/ starts search for recipt*

It wont be totally useless...it'll make a baby for you:pac:

thecornflake

Doop wrote: »

:eek:
You mean that jonnie ive been luggin around in my wallet for the last 10 years is now useless..

*/ starts search for recipt*

Wait till april fools day and give it to one of your freinds when they are going to get lucky. Then just when they are finished using it, burst into the bedroom and shout APRIL FOOLS !!!

ScumLord

stovelid wrote: »

I always thought they were for hooking your thumbs in and slouching enigmatically.

bazmaiden wrote: »

And/or line dancing

Thats belt buckles for fecks sake, City folk. :rolleyes:

Feeona

Teutorix wrote: »

Wtf kinda phone do you have?

I think it might be one of these

http://www.fashiongossipweekly.com/2008/06-17-08/news5.jpg

johnny_knoxvile

i put the lint from my belly button in it.

bluto63

I put my ring in there when I'm handling any liquids or anything sticky, like when I'm cooking

Bawnmore

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

Just found a fiver Thanked!

It's going to be a good day

petes

If I'm heading out I'd stick twenty quid in there. Doesn't last too long mind.

LandoCalrissian

If I'm heading out and dont want to bring a big set of keys with me I will just put my front door key in there

But if I'm pissed when I arrive home it can result in a lot a pocket rummaging that could easily be misconstrued by a passer by

kfallon

Used to always fold up my money (notes only) and put them in there!

scudster

Sometimes I also keep my mayonaise bags in there.:D