What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

Herb Powell · 11-06-2010 03:50PM

start talking in French and German

ProjectColossus · 11-06-2010 03:55PM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

-Piss in the sink.

Great way to get butter off knives.

Mini Driver · 11-06-2010 03:55PM

manky

bronte · 11-06-2010 04:23PM

FearDark wrote: »

Why did I only read this thread now. Honestly OP that first post is the funniest thing I've read in fúcking ages!!! Maybe its the hangover kicking in or the beer buzz kicking in or the fact that I havn't slept in 39 hours but that was honestly fúcking genius!!

Pissing in the sink... calling your cat a cúnt... just wtf

Bravo sir.

I lol'd a LOT at the op!

orourkeda · 11-06-2010 04:40PM

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Sure after a curry you can have a sh*te in the shower and it won't leave a mess. :pac:

Thats for wimps. You should be able to plop a solid after a curry

FlutterinBantam · 11-06-2010 06:53PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Thats for wimps. You should be able to plop a solid after a curry

No! she'll always be a bit watery, good bit of spread, like shitting rusty water.

Leave a broadsheet newsie under your feet to collect spatther.

James Forde · 11-06-2010 06:58PM

dutch oven myself

fonecrusher1 · 11-06-2010 07:12PM

Not weird but here goes...

I pinch & scratch myself as hard as i can until i feel the damp onset of blood on my thigh.
When the person comes back into the room i proceed with my unwavering carefree smile as if i don't have a bother in the world. Might even hum a little tune.

If theres no one in the house i'l just scream & punch myself in the face at the same time. Sometimes for hours.

Its difficult eating dinner while doing this though.

strobe · 11-06-2010 07:34PM

I'll often cross my arms behind my head and then rest my head on them untill they both go numb from the elbows down. Then I'll try to do something like take a smoke out of the packet and light it, or open the laptop and try and type something.........I don't know why but I just find it absolutely fukking hilarious every single time.

Many a time now someone has walked into the room without me noticing and caught me laughing out loud like a lunatic while trying to open a tin of beans with my gimp arms......

cock robin · 11-06-2010 10:48PM

Chewbacca. wrote: »

I sit down on my sofa and go into a deep day dream, its a fews years down the line and I'm very wealthy, I have a beautiful wife (its always linked to a beautiful girl I recently seen) , I'm rich and have a lovely house ,

And then I snap out of it and go back to reality, but this happens on a daily basis
To avoid reality biting me in the ass I go upstairs ,pretend to be Mr Ben, and climb into my wardrobe and put on different outfits and go on awesome adventures

Are the walls in your room made of rubber. You keep thinking like that chewbacca and you will end up in the bouncy castle with all the loons.

Chewbacca. · 11-06-2010 11:06PM

cock robin wrote: »

Are the walls in your room made of rubber. You keep thinking like that chewbacca and you will end up in the bouncy castle with all the loons.

yer ma has hearing aids

nipps · 11-06-2010 11:29PM

Mick Daly wrote: »

Licking Bananas

ar u male or female????:p

Agricola · 11-06-2010 11:44PM

Ear picking. Its become a weird habit. If im just vegetating in front of the tv ill often realise that, yet again, ive inserted the pointy end of my glasses deep into my ear canal, feverishly trying to remove that lump of hard to reach wax.

Korvanica · 11-06-2010 11:50PM

Kiera wrote: »

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

handy for texting, somewhere to rest your knob as its the perfect height

The_D_Man · 11-06-2010 11:55PM

smelling your own farts is class too I think. And talking and shouting **** in Chav English and American accents!

Mr Cawley · 11-06-2010 11:57PM

a persistent stroking of my

Beard

TouchingVirus · 12-06-2010 01:02AM

brummytom wrote: »

**** in the living room

They're not living anymore

orourkeda wrote: »

I look at the toilet paper after wiping my arse.

As opposed to not looking when there's other people around? Do you regularly wipe in public?

strobe wrote: »

I'll often cross my arms behind my head and then rest my head on them untill they both go numb from the elbows down. Then I'll try to do something like take a smoke out of the packet and light it, or open the laptop and try and type something.........I don't know why but I just find it absolutely fukking hilarious every single time.

Many a time now someone has walked into the room without me noticing and caught me laughing out loud like a lunatic while trying to open a tin of beans with my gimp arms......

+1, LOLtastic. I also do it with my legs, sit cross-legged for a while and try to walk or kick a ball

Tail Wagger · 12-06-2010 02:07AM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I do all this and more:

-Make up weird songs about people I barely knew years ago and sing them out loud in a falsetto or tenor voice.

-Look at myself in the mirror and recite lines from films, imagining myself as an actor.

-Sing weird songs who's lyrics nobody I know would have thought I could recall off the top of my head.

-Piss in the sink.

-Press ups.

-Read from books very loudly in a posh English accent.

-Call my cat every curse word under the sun.

-Attempt beatboxing.

-I do these weird little dances.

-Shout.

You all do weird stuff too, what is it!?

Edit: I also call my cat fat, like this: I am sitting on the couch and he walks into the room in that cat way of his, and I just shout "out! out! You fat bastard!" My cat does not have a weight problem.

Gee I used to do all those things , then I discovered there was a handle on the door and I started to go out?

orourkeda · 14-06-2010 11:45AM

TouchingVirus wrote: »

As opposed to not looking when there's other people around? Do you regularly wipe in public?

Relax.

GrumPy · 14-06-2010 01:24PM

Kiera wrote: »

The same sink you brush your teeth and wash your face in? :eek:

Most guys, (including me) Don't ever wash their face.

moonpurple · 14-06-2010 01:32PM

look at AH:pac:

El Siglo · 14-06-2010 01:34PM

Looking at AH while stroking my beard as a member of the 9th Bearded Infantry...

derfderf · 14-06-2010 01:39PM

Pleasure myself, cry,
repeat.

Teh Noob · 14-06-2010 01:59PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

I like to think I'm a re-incarnation of Luke Kelly.
Inspite of the fact that I'm female, blonde & can't sing.
My neighbours love me.

+1
Lock up yer daughters being my fav.

Apart from that, perusing ebay in search of various items that I've no intention of buying. Ever. Making lists of said items. Carefully inspecting photos, comparing postage costs, calculating tax and duty, sifting through list until I bring it down to, say, best five. Walking away from the screen until auction is over and coming back just in time to say, Oh, look, it's too late to bid now. Must say that I make great savings this way.

bronte · 14-06-2010 02:06PM

1) I tickle myself

2) I make lists..I like making lists. This is a list.

3) Talk in a stupid voice everytime I see a picture of my cat.

4) Have arguments with myself in my head.

SIX PACK · 14-06-2010 02:37PM

i use the sink sometimes if i have a hard on Coz if i try use the toilet it goes all over the shop :rolleyes:
Ps. if i do use the sink i wash it out afterward obviously...
Id reckon most guys use the sink Coz u wont risk making a mess.
But obviously you wouldn't brag about it...

Oh yea i like to Masterbate if im home alone also (Redtube).. But i dont think that is weird, or is it :rolleyes:

Darksaga87 · 14-06-2010 02:41PM

Scream as loud as I can in my cats face.

Man, cats are really unfortunate creatures going by this thread.

Sinfonia · 14-06-2010 03:27PM

SIX PACK wrote: »

Oh yea i like to Masterbate if im home alone also (Redtube).. But i dont think that is weird, or is it :rolleyes:

Of course it's weird... Spankwire is much better.

GirlOfGlass · 14-06-2010 04:27PM

Walk around in my underwear.

flag123 · 14-06-2010 09:11PM

Kiera wrote: »

Why would you piss in your sink? That's disgusting!

It's funny

What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

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