The Johnnie Pocket

MJ23 · 12-06-2010 10:49PM #1

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 12-06-2010 10:53PM

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

I put my life savings into it last week.

javaboy · 12-06-2010 10:54PM

Money. By accident. Then I can't find it when I look in my proper pocket and think I've lost it.

easyeason3 · 12-06-2010 10:55PM

I have a handbag for such things.

Get a man bag & man up

bazmaiden · 12-06-2010 10:57PM

I usually have a few guitar plecs in there, its harder to lose them that way

Biggins · 12-06-2010 10:58PM

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

Change for the taxi home afterwards.

brummytom · 12-06-2010 11:01PM

Usually have a few plectrums in there

Crow92 · 12-06-2010 11:12PM

Having had one in my pocket, I took out the johnny and she just looked at me as though i'd just done the most corny thing ever :rolleyes:

stovelid · 12-06-2010 11:15PM

I always thought they were for hooking your thumbs in and slouching enigmatically.

PirateShampoo · 12-06-2010 11:26PM

Back in the day i would store my fo'shizzle there.

bazmaiden · 12-06-2010 11:33PM

stovelid wrote: »

I always thought they were for hooking your thumbs in and slouching enigmatically.

And/or line dancing

easyeason3 · 12-06-2010 11:36PM

bazmaiden wrote: »

And/or line dancing

Don't break my heart, my achy, breaky heart.
I just don't think it understands

*Shudders & rocks gently in corner*

Tail Wagger · 12-06-2010 11:40PM

MJ23 wrote: »

You know the little pocket inside the right hand pocket of your jeans. I've always known of it as the johnnie pocket. But I've never had a johnnie in it. I never put anything in it. Years ago I used to put a cloakroom ticket in it when i was at a club, but dont anymore.
Have you ever had a johnnie in your johnnie pocket, or what do you put in there ?

I had a Mary in it once, does that count?

bazmaiden · 12-06-2010 11:49PM

Tail Wagger wrote: »

I had a Mary in it once, does that count?

Sweet mary jane?

Stephen · 14-06-2010 11:45PM

Keys.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 14-06-2010 11:48PM

I often put money in there on a night out in case I 'lose' it. Then I completely forget about it and thet a pleasent surprise when I find the money, usually after it's been through a few washes.

crispsandwiches · 14-06-2010 11:52PM

miraculous medal

PeterIanStaker · 14-06-2010 11:55PM

pocket watch on chain :cool:

plein de force · 14-06-2010 11:57PM

i often keep change in there

minister poxbottle · 15-06-2010 12:02AM

Ganja

btw op where do ya keep yer johnnies? :eek:

Barna77 · 15-06-2010 12:09AM

I kept once a big cheque for Anglo Irish, but then I lost it and someone told the media. Big fuss after that.

Since then only a few coins.

The Express · 15-06-2010 12:10AM

Fluff, mainly.

Hank_Jones · 15-06-2010 12:31AM

I used to keep loads of things in there, not at the same time of course.

Would sometimes keep a jonny in there, but I would think that I honestly can't remember ever having to take a jonny out of that pocket though.
Probably because I wasn't getting any.

I certainly used to keep drugs in there.
Handy for keeping small quantities.

Tickets for cloakrooms as well.
Lost my tickets quite a few times though, so I wouldn't advise people to keep tickets there.

Gigiwagga · 15-06-2010 12:35AM

Nodge pocket for years, nodges all gone now...sigh

bleg · 15-06-2010 12:39AM

phone

Teutorix · 15-06-2010 12:57AM

bleg wrote: »

phone

Wtf kinda phone do you have?

minidazzler · 15-06-2010 01:04AM

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

starbelgrade · 15-06-2010 01:12AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

That's not the reason why blokes carry condoms. They carry them in the hope that they get their hole... anything that happens after that is largely irrelevant!

PaddyBomb · 15-06-2010 01:12AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Um, keeping a condom in that pocket will cause the same problems as keeping it in a wallet, overheating, stretching and possibly breaking on use. Which, would be a major problem I would assume?

Yes it would but that doesn't matter. It's been expired since April 2005 anyway...

zonEEE · 15-06-2010 01:19AM

Usually the drugs pocket

Banjo Fella · 15-06-2010 01:36AM

I sometimes keep an extra, smaller, and even less useful pocket inside of it.

The Johnnie Pocket

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