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What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

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  • #32
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,862 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    http://xkcd.com/525/


  • #33
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I like to think I'm a re-incarnation of Luke Kelly.
    Inspite of the fact that I'm female, blonde & can't sing.
    My neighbours love me.


  • #34
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Mick Daly wrote: »
    I doubt he washes the dishes in his toilet sink :cool:

    The type of sink wasn't specified... :P dagnabbit!

    K, remind me never to brush my teeth over his sink or wash my hands there. :D


  • #35
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    I like to think I'm a re-incarnation of Luke Kelly.
    Inspite of the fact that I'm female, blonde & can't sing.
    My neighbours love me.


    Scorn not her simplicity:p


  • #36
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Millicent wrote: »
    The type of sink wasn't specified... :P dagnabbit!

    K, remind me never to brush my teeth over his sink or wash my hands there. :D

    If you're standing in front of the sink in my en-suite you'll have much greater worries than washing your teeth lad :pac:


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  • #37
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    Scorn not her simplicity:p

    BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But yes, in a way :D


  • #38
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    George Some Grater wrote: »
    I talk to myself a bit. Re-do arguments except this time the argument would have went like this

    And I sing in different accents, Indian, English Chav, and Weshht of Ireland bogger being my favourites


    Your favourite :rolleyes: , surely thats your normal tone Mayo boy :P:pac:


  • #39
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Not all pregnant women are fat.


  • #40
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    George Some Grater wrote: »
    If you're standing in front of the sink in my en-suite you'll have much greater worries than washing your teeth lad :pac:

    Bahahaha! Is that your way of segueing from the fetish thread? *wink, wink, nudge ,nudge*


    .... I mean, how dare you, you uncouth ruffian!

    :D


  • #41
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    Smeggy wrote: »
    Dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose to whatever sh1t happens to be on the radio!

    i thougght i was the only one who did this


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  • #42
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Not all pregnant women are fat.

    Are you drunk again?? :D


  • #43
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Not all pregnant women are fat.

    Are they the weird stuff you do when nobody else is around Petey? :eek: What would the Boss say?!


  • #44
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I sing ridiculously loud - sometimes put on 'Luke Kelly - The Performer' or a live Dubliners DVD, and imagine I'm playing with them

    **** in the living room

    Imagine ludicrous situations

    Pick my nose (so what, stop judging me)


  • #45
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    davyjose wrote: »
    Fart in lifts

    No way! I always share mine.


  • #46
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    sky88 wrote: »
    i thougght i was the only one who did this

    I thought everybody did this! It's second only to dancing that style while singing along to Footloose, even though no one knows any words past "kick off your Sunday shoes..." :)


  • #47
    Chewbacca.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Chewbacca.


    I sit down on my sofa and go into a deep day dream, its a fews years down the line and I'm very wealthy, I have a beautiful wife (its always linked to a beautiful girl I recently seen) , I'm rich and have a lovely house ,

    And then I snap out of it and go back to reality, but this happens on a daily basis
    To avoid reality biting me in the ass I go upstairs ,pretend to be Mr Ben, and climb into my wardrobe and put on different outfits and go on awesome adventures


  • #48
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Voltex


    when used to ride my bike ...i raise my arse off the saddle...let rip a fart and wonder if it acted at all like a jet!


  • #49
    dezzyd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭dezzyd


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Make one man one jar videos.

    Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one :confused:


  • #50
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    dezzyd wrote: »
    Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one :confused:

    Does it involve warmed liver? :pac:


  • #51
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Voltex


    dezzyd wrote: »
    Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one :confused:
    +1
    I have no idea...and TBH I dont really want to know


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  • #52
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Oh, also, when I have a piss I flush the toilet and have to race the flush and beat it or I die.

    Or when I'm walking up the stairs with something, I have to balance it all on my head for the ascent or I die.

    And when I'm driving I make things explode. With my eyes.


  • #53
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Evil, bad guy laughs.


  • #54
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    dezzyd wrote: »
    Eh what is one man one jar videos?? Am either thick or lost on that one :confused:

    I would imagine it's along the lines of 2 girls 1 cup..


  • #55
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Kiera wrote: »
    The same sink you brush your teeth and wash your face in? :eek:

    You brush you teeth in a sink? :confused:

    I brush em in me mouth but different strokes and all that...


  • #56
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,751 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I like to make animal noises


    Woof! :D
    Baaah! :o
    Moooooooo! :eek:


  • #57
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    veryangryman wrote: »
    I like to make animal noises


    Woof! :D
    Baaah! :o
    Moooooooo! :eek:

    I do that before I bite the head off an animal cracker. :D


  • #58
    GTE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,887 ✭✭✭GTE


    I practice for my next encounter with a person.

    captain-james-t-kirk-awesome1.jpg


  • #59
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Are you drunk again?? :D
    Millicent wrote: »
    Are they the weird stuff you do when nobody else is around Petey? :eek: What would the Boss say?!

    Sorry, wrong thread .. :)


  • #60
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    If Queen is on I have to do a Freddy Mecury power-fist.

    Sometimes I can trail off and stare at the wall daydreaming.

    **** into a cup and put it back in the cupboard :pac:

    Listen to some awfully cheesy 80's music I know I would be ridiculed over in public.

    I practise my impersonations (Christopher Walken, Russell Crowe, Arnie, etc)

    Practise my beatboxing (I'm not awful but not great either :P )

    EDIT: Anytime I go home and nobody is around I talk to my dog as if it can understand me :pac:


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  • #61
    gleep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    Watch big brother.........

    Plan a massacre while they sleep - now THAT would be worth watching!

    Watch this space....;)


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