Hope for us all

stovelid · 09-06-2010 01:14PM

Make a good Viz character actually: Charlie Brooker, the unfunny fooker.

Nodin · 09-06-2010 01:54PM

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I think everyone is being a bit harsh on poor Charlie. I think he is kind of cute Plus he is hilarious, his columns always make me lol

Love the way he is an extremely successful writer and TV presenter, and has won awards etc , yet the Daily Mail describe him as a 'college drop out who has made his name as a foul mouth TV critic' :rolleyes:

This is the paper that apparently summed up David Bowie thusly

'David Bowie (notorious bisexual)'

pickarooney · 09-06-2010 02:02PM

120_Minutes wrote: »

Oh we both know who the lucky one is here. Brooker seems to have found the one hot bird in the entire universe for whom looks don't matter.

Bastard.

Exhibits A and B m'lud

A
http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/Padma_lakshmi_1001x802.jpg

B
http://artlitideas.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/salman-rushdie.jpg

Aidric · 09-06-2010 02:05PM

Good on Brooker. Konnie is an absolute minx.

Dudess · 09-06-2010 02:29PM

stovelid wrote: »

Make a good Viz character actually: Charlie Brooker, the unfunny fooker.

Yeah, I don't get all this genius talk - he's all right at times, but nowhere near as brilliant and hilarious as many say he is. A lot of his "satire" is just a string of expletives in relation to someone who might indeed be a kunt, but anyone can do that.

He's not hideously unattractive though - a lot of women, even attractive ones, are more interested in personality than "hunkiness".

stovelid · 09-06-2010 02:43PM

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah, I don't get all this genius talk - he's all right at times, but nowhere near as brilliant and hilarious as many say he is. A lot of his "satire" is just a string of expletives in relation to someone who might indeed be a kunt, but anyone can do that.

He's not hideously unattractive though - a lot of women, even attractive ones, are more interested in personality than "hunkiness".

I must confess to being not a little excited at the revelation that large numbers of women want to sleep with men that do little more than rant and call people cunts.

Woot!

pickarooney · 09-06-2010 02:47PM

stovelid wrote: »

I must confess to being not a little excited at the revelation that large numbers of women want to sleep with men that do little more than rant and call people cunts.

Woot!

Calling someone a **** is pretty weak; calling someone a snaggle-toothed coelocanth is funny (the first time).

Dudess · 09-06-2010 02:57PM

stovelid wrote: »

I must confess to being not a little excited at the revelation that large numbers of women want to sleep with men that do little more than rant and call people cunts.

Woot!

I don't get it - why would that excite you, Stove?

:pac:

starbelgrade · 09-06-2010 03:00PM

She's marrying yer wan off Eastenders?!!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00481/Charlie-Brooks_280_481555a.jpg

Dudess · 09-06-2010 03:02PM

Lovechild of Ricky Gervais and Diana Rigg - I'm convinced of it.

Hope for us all

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