Hope for us all

rovert

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1285111/The-unlikely-showbiz-wedding-Konnie-Huq-marry-foul-mouthed-Charlie-Brooker-whirlwind-romance.html


*Head explodes*

El Weirdo

Not if you keep reading the Mail there isn't.

rovert

El Weirdo wrote: »

Not if you keep reading the Mail there isn't.

Never clicked the link (hence I didnt copy and paste the story here) just robbed it from another website, so there.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

So you have no ideaw what this thred is about just like the rest of us?

And out before the lock,

Latchy

what's that about opposites being attracted to each other ,oh yeah

I take-2 steps forward
I take-2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know-it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

bonerm

Didn't she appear in Screenwipe doing some skit or other that was very un-BluePeter-esque iirc?

(ah yes, I remember now. It was a reality show to help men who were afraid to piss in public)

Menengroth™

All aboard the give a **** truck.

Silverfish

Yeah, she's a lucky girl alright.

bluto63

What's the problem with those two hooking up? They're putting her in an intelligent light while claiming Brooker is just a foul mouth. He's a very intelligent man with a great outlook on the media

But even despite that, it's still just fucking shite celebrity gossip.

Nodin

If true, I approve of Mr Brookers taste once again.
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s240/ahboon17/KonnieHuq07.jpg

the_dark_side

news for the semi literate... go back to your play stations everyone, nothing to see here

rovert

Daily Mail hate is the new rabble, rabble on here then?

pickarooney

Wow, so people who don't go to the same university and present different TV programs can find love together! Hope for all of us talented, witty TV presenters.

rovert

pickarooney wrote: »

Wow, so people who don't go to the same university and present different TV programs can find love together! Hope for all of us talented, witty TV presenters.

^Creative Writing mod over-reacts, telling

Wazdakka

I have no Idea who either of those people are..

mikom

rovert wrote: »

Hope for us all


*Head explodes*

Come back to me when you are a smart as Brooker.

OutlawPete

Never heard of either of them.

rovert

mikom wrote: »

Come back to me when you are a smart as Brooker.

Wut :pac:

OutlawPete wrote: »

Never heard of either of them.

^ Clearly reads the Daily Mail over the Guardian. AM IM RITE guys.

ejmaztec

Does this mean he won't have to use screenwipes anymore, now he's got the real thing?

mikom

rovert wrote: »

Wut :pac:

I edited that bitch....... obviously didn't stick.
You win this time Trevor.....

bonerm

Wazdakka wrote: »

I have no Idea who either of those people are..

OutlawPete wrote: »

Never heard of either of them.

Well it looks like neither of you are getting invites to the wedding then.

bonerm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Does this mean he won't have to use screenwipes anymore, now he's got the real thing?

He can still make Chestwipe and Facewipe.

big_show

OutlawPete wrote: »

Never heard of either of them.

Screenwipe! Newswipe! YouTube! GO GO GO!

How Charlie Brooker still gets a job with any major TV station after taking the solid piss out of them all for 5 seasons of screenwipe is beyond me.

+1 on Charlie Brooker been a genius!

Sanjuro

Not bad for a guy who describes himself as looking like a depressed toad.

rovert

big_show wrote: »

+1 on Charlie Brooker been a genius!

Too bad half of the Television forum tries to write like him. :rolleyes:

120_Minutes

Silverfish wrote: »

Yeah, she's a lucky girl alright.

Oh we both know who the lucky one is here. Brooker seems to have found the one hot bird in the entire universe for whom looks don't matter.

Bastard.

rossie1977

Wazdakka wrote: »

I have no Idea who either of those people are..

makes two of us

Silverfish

120_Minutes wrote: »

Oh we both know who the lucky one is here. Brooker seems to have found the one hot bird in the entire universe for whom looks don't matter.

Bastard.

What are you talking about?! Nowt wrong with Charlie. I'd go so far as to say meh, he could do better.

YOU LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE!!


I'll be doing a youtube video later. Need to get my eyeliner on.

dr.bollocko

Charlie Brooker is a bloody genius.

ceadaoin.

I think everyone is being a bit harsh on poor Charlie. I think he is kind of cute Plus he is hilarious, his columns always make me lol

Love the way he is an extremely successful writer and TV presenter, and has won awards etc , yet the Daily Mail describe him as a 'college drop out who has made his name as a foul mouth TV critic' :rolleyes:

Dennis the Stone

I knew when I saw his fancy new haircut that he'd found love.

stovelid

Make a good Viz character actually: Charlie Brooker, the unfunny fooker.

Nodin

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I think everyone is being a bit harsh on poor Charlie. I think he is kind of cute Plus he is hilarious, his columns always make me lol

Love the way he is an extremely successful writer and TV presenter, and has won awards etc , yet the Daily Mail describe him as a 'college drop out who has made his name as a foul mouth TV critic' :rolleyes:

This is the paper that apparently summed up David Bowie thusly

'David Bowie (notorious bisexual)'

pickarooney

120_Minutes wrote: »

Oh we both know who the lucky one is here. Brooker seems to have found the one hot bird in the entire universe for whom looks don't matter.

Bastard.

Exhibits A and B m'lud

A
http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/Padma_lakshmi_1001x802.jpg

B
http://artlitideas.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/salman-rushdie.jpg

Aidric

Good on Brooker. Konnie is an absolute minx.

Dudess

stovelid wrote: »

Make a good Viz character actually: Charlie Brooker, the unfunny fooker.

Yeah, I don't get all this genius talk - he's all right at times, but nowhere near as brilliant and hilarious as many say he is. A lot of his "satire" is just a string of expletives in relation to someone who might indeed be a kunt, but anyone can do that.

He's not hideously unattractive though - a lot of women, even attractive ones, are more interested in personality than "hunkiness".

stovelid

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah, I don't get all this genius talk - he's all right at times, but nowhere near as brilliant and hilarious as many say he is. A lot of his "satire" is just a string of expletives in relation to someone who might indeed be a kunt, but anyone can do that.

He's not hideously unattractive though - a lot of women, even attractive ones, are more interested in personality than "hunkiness".

I must confess to being not a little excited at the revelation that large numbers of women want to sleep with men that do little more than rant and call people cunts.

Woot!

pickarooney

stovelid wrote: »

I must confess to being not a little excited at the revelation that large numbers of women want to sleep with men that do little more than rant and call people cunts.

Woot!

Calling someone a **** is pretty weak; calling someone a snaggle-toothed coelocanth is funny (the first time).

Dudess

stovelid wrote: »

I must confess to being not a little excited at the revelation that large numbers of women want to sleep with men that do little more than rant and call people cunts.

Woot!

I don't get it - why would that excite you, Stove?









:pac:

starbelgrade

She's marrying yer wan off Eastenders?!!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00481/Charlie-Brooks_280_481555a.jpg

Dudess

Lovechild of Ricky Gervais and Diana Rigg - I'm convinced of it.