cheeckiest thing ya ever siad to a teacher

bmw535d · 09-06-2010 12:56AM

my Irish teacher in secondary school was a right old bitch, so she was slagging our Ag science teacher for miss hearing her when she said she was 7 months pregnant, i think he said " so your due in feb" which was wrong cos it didn't add up. anyway being in a class full of Ag science students i turned around to the fellow behind me and said maybe he was thinking 3 months 3 weeks 3 days. thats all i had to say and everyone studying ag science burst into a 5 minute laugh as it was one of those laughy days. mean wile any1 who didn't know what i was on about joined in laughing, the teacher was clueless giving me the worst look ever trying her best to figure it out.

it was one of my proudest moments in school ill never forget it,

(a pig is pregnant for 3 months 3 weeks 3 days)

another time in the same class same teacher she used to write everything you did in a black book, so she would have a record on parents day, she said to somebody ill put it in the book,,i replied " its all in the book" copying something i saw on tv cant remember what. maybe somebody hear knows who famously says its all i the book,

not so much cheeky but very funny at the time

Royale with Cheese · 09-06-2010 12:58AM

Think it was about second year (back in the 90s:eek:). A teacher was marking attendance and up comes a name of a guy that wasn't in that day. The teacher asked if anybody knew why, and somebody answered that he was out sick with glandular fever. Thinking he was really cool and down with the kids the teachers then asks the class "who's he been kissing?". Without thinking I just blurted out "yore ma".

Got detention for it, but I'd say it was worth it.

El Siglo · 09-06-2010 12:58AM

JayMul wrote: »

When I was very young 7-8 I threw something across the class and this auld bitch of a substitute teacher spotted me.

Teacher : (at me) Stand up!
I stand up.
Teacher : repeat after me "I'm a silly goose."
Me staring blankly.
Teacher (getting angry) : I said repeat after me "I'm a silly goose."
Me: You're a silly goose!

You're teacher wasn't Big Gay Al by any chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkaIb9uifLI

I didn't cause trouble because there was enough people doing that, although I did tell everyone to fuck off after getting my leaving, twas a proud moment.:D

Professey Chin · 09-06-2010 12:59AM

bmw535d wrote: »

another time in the same class same teacher she used to write everything you did in a black book, so she would have a record on parents day, she said to somebody ill put it in the book,,i replied " its all in the book" copying something i saw on tv cant remember what. maybe somebody hear knows who famously says its all i the book,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8k1d8uX9Gw

Its in the book!

mink_man · 09-06-2010 01:06AM

we used to give back cheek to our teahcer and he used to kinda join in makin jokes, but one day he said "right no more smart answers!....then i said, i thought we were here to make us smarter?!" he did not like it...

plein de force · 09-06-2010 01:10AM

she told me what she thought of me as a student and i told her what a bad,incompotent excuse of a teacher she was, didn't get in trouble for it but she did try and make life as difficult for me as she could in her class for the rest of the year

Bajingo · 09-06-2010 01:14AM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I was thrown out of my maths class with another lad and we were told to write a 500 word essay on "the inside of a golf ball"......

.....I wrote "the inside of a golf ball is a c*nt,you're a c*nt,and while you're reading this I'm having a spliff in the bog"

I was asked to leave the school and was not invited back until they were looking for exam fees.....

No way..I was given that essay!

Lone Stone · 09-06-2010 01:20AM

When i was in secondery school my english teacher threw the role book at me for calling him a care bear :eek:

I nick named my geography teacher eye go from sligo and made her cry in the class and eh hmm what else ow i drew a nasty picture of jesus in that religious studys class one time and said some stuff when the teacher called me evil and i was kicked out of the class for ever :eek:

emm meny other things i wont go into.

Selected · 09-06-2010 01:20AM

Royale With Cheese..........MMmmmmm.....:pac:

jdooley28 · 09-06-2010 01:24AM

Redzer7 wrote: »

Saying batman to a mad fùcker of a teacher who eats chalk, brave man and suffered the consequences. Legend in my eyes anyways.

Fair enough. But why batman?

Bonito · 09-06-2010 01:24AM

My brother.

There's a new, young, hot piece of ass of a teacher in his school. So hot that the lads couldn't help themselves.

Eventually she got wind of some of the comments being made in the corridors so she sat down my brothers class and this is what happened.

Teacher: Now, lads, I've heard a few of the comments about me going round and I don't mind you all talking about me but please whisper. I don't mind so long as you whisper.

As she's talking she's walking up and down the class and she stops just as she passes my brother's seat.

Brother whispers to friend beside him: I wouldn't mind if you sat on my knob.

Unknown to him she hears him, he thought she kept walking down the class.

She takes a step back and looks down at him.

Teacher: As I said, so long as you whisper I don't mind.

He went as red as a strawberry and the whole class burst their bollox laughing.

tony1kenobi · 09-06-2010 01:38AM

shoelaceface wrote: »

WAS THAT A MUPPET OF A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER?? OR WAS THERE JUST A BATCH OF THEM HANDING OUT THAT ESSAY BECAUSE I GOT THE SAME ONE.

No he was my maths teacher...not a sub.....he also used to issue press ups as a punishment....which I never did.....because he could never explain the validity of equating maths shortfalls to push ups....that is possibly why I spent a lot of time getting binned in the toilets...

By the way after being invited back to pay for the exams I passed everything rather impressively.....must be all the press ups I didn't do.

Nadurlann · 09-06-2010 01:42AM

1st year 1985 Colaiste Eanna Ballyboden, Dublin V Mayo, the teacher vaguely knew my father who was a mayo man like himself and at the time tickets were sparce the teacher asked in class if anybody had tickets, i put up my hand and said i had, i could see the excitement in his eyes as he copped i was half Mayo, which stand he asked, Hill 16 i replied to howls of laughter that were heard the school over, frightened the ****e out of me for 2yrs after though.

TangyZizzle · 09-06-2010 01:45AM

The teacher opened the classroom door from inside, I was first in cos I wanted to sit at the back of the room. She grabbed the strap of my bag and was about to say something when I snapped "Dont fookin touch me!,"

I only got kicked out for the class, for the day and she gave me a lil speech while I hung my head in shame. I wasnt a bad kid, and amnt even now.. but I was forever tryin to impress the lads

Pj! · 09-06-2010 02:02AM

Like many of these, you had to be there.

But we had a teacher we one day gave one too many smart answers to. She ups and leaves, saying she just needed 5 minutes to calm down.

5 mins later she's walks back up the hall to a silent classroom. She walked in and we had all faced our desks the other way and had re-located the teachers desk and chair to the opposite side of the room.
To be fair she could have taught away but she just looked, turned and left.

upandcumming · 09-06-2010 02:51AM

Not me but one of the shams...
"MISS!, How does it feel to have a big cock in your gee?"
Cúnt got suspended.

Another one of them was doodleing one day and the most stupid teacher I ever had told him that he was very artistic. He just replies
"I think its Autistic miss."

Someones phone went off and a silly dick of a teacher tells me to give him my phone. I tell him that it wasn't mine as mine was out of battery. He insists and I tell him "Piss of you old prick, it wasn't mine!" Detention.

jd007 · 09-06-2010 02:54AM

One of my teachers really started annoying me one day so I got up and kicked my chair down the room, walked up to her and told her she was like a bit of meat stuck in my teeth and warned that if she wasn't careful I'd get a toothpick. :P:D

Sorry Bonito!

m@cc@ · 09-06-2010 03:12AM

hurleronditch wrote: »

One of the maths teachers in my school had this saying that he used to keep saying, that "the A's end up working for the B's". a nice thought, and maybe not too far wrong, but i didnt need to hear it every day.

I'm confused, why would the A's work for the B's?

Me Me · 09-06-2010 03:30AM

Miss that's quuare ignorant, still can't remember why I said it tho:)

IvySlayer · 09-06-2010 03:57AM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I was thrown out of my maths class with another lad and we were told to write a 500 word essay on "the inside of a golf ball"......

.....I wrote "the inside of a golf ball is a c*nt,you're a c*nt,and while you're reading this I'm having a spliff in the bog"

I was asked to leave the school and was not invited back until they were looking for exam fees.....

I had a teacher that would threaten us with that essay too. Miss Murphy, geography if I remember correctly.

I never really was cheeky to my teachers, although I called my Irish teacher a stupid bitch after our graduation mass. She couldn't abuse her power there

Also, one of my friends asked a substitue teacher to 'show me your boobs' He was suspended for a week

JayzuzHowiye · 09-06-2010 03:58AM

had a teacher who was a marist brother, looked like basil faulty.. asked him was he a virgin.. wasn't too impressed.

was caught smoking hash one day during school and i just let roar at the vice principal, screamed obsenities at him for a few minutes and squared up to him. amazingly i didn't get in trouble for it, think i scared him :O

SarahBeep! · 09-06-2010 04:23AM

IvySlayer wrote: »

I had a teacher that would threaten us with that essay too.

Everyone's been threatened with that I'd say! And 'Life inside an easter egg'

I was getting suspended with 3 mates on friday evening once coz a girl accused me of something I didnt do. Told her I expected more from her as principal of the school to be believing such rubbish...bitch gave me an extra day suspension, the girls got 2 days I got 3! Of course mam knew I was innocent so she wasn't gonna be giving me a hard time at home so i thought to myself woo - 3 days holiday! Sure wasn't my conviction overturned on the monday and we were allowed back, outta spite i took three days

Used to drive my art teacher bananas but she knew I was only having a laugh. Had some of the best banter with that woman, have so much time for her. Threatened to lock me in a cupboard once, just as the principal walked in. Ahahaha.

In first year I was thrown out of home ec for saying fruit salad wasn't real cooking!

I really do miss the school days. To this day, the smallest thing can send me into a fit of giggles.

The funniest bit? I'm training to be a teacher :P
Karma is coming....

revz · 09-06-2010 04:32AM

Back in 3rd year coming up to the Junior Cert, in History class (our teacher was a bit of a...pushover), our teacher was giving us another lecture on how important the JC was and how serious we should all be taking it, he then started the class, opening the book and saying "alright lads, this is the final chapter"
Then from the back of the room someone shouted "It's the final chapter!" a la Final countdown by Europe. It was as if we all knew what we had to do and soon the whole room was singing along, including the synth bits and everything, was hilarious!

For those of you who now have the urge to listen to Europe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A&NR=1

Alright · 09-06-2010 06:54AM

Young (not bad looking) Religion Teacher. Probably not long out of College and she had the task of giving us a talk about sex.
She outlines the class ahead and asks are there any questions before she starts?
One lad put up his hand and asks where's the clitorus?

The Class explodes laughing!!!

She freaks out shouting the audacity of it

Next question she's asked is what's audacity.....she runs out crying

Principle and Vice Principle are down within 5mins giving out yards calling us
all bowsies....we were only 13

m@cc@ · 09-06-2010 06:56AM

"You've got cold hands"

owenc · 09-06-2010 07:50AM

Alright wrote: »

Young (not bad looking) Religion Teacher. Probably not long out of College and she had the task of giving us a talk about sex.
She outlines the class ahead and asks are there any questions before she starts?
One lad put up his hand and asks where's the clitorus?

The Class explodes laughing!!!

She freaks out shouting the audacity of it

Next question she's asked is what's audacity.....she runs out crying

Principle and Vice Principle are down within 5mins giving out yards calling us
all bowsies....we were only 13

Ha... well now a days theres 12 years old doing that.. they think they're that.. but really they are losers..

Mackman · 09-06-2010 09:04AM

Wow, a lot of teenagers are assholes

Jumpy · 09-06-2010 09:13AM

Ben Hadad wrote: »

Said to a Jesuit Priest who was talking to me.

"Father can I take my hands out of your pockets when you are talking to me"

FYP

stovelid · 09-06-2010 09:34AM

Mackman wrote: »

Wow, a lot of teenagers are assholes

Think I'd last as a teacher for about two weeks before putting someone through a window tbh....

4zn76tysfajdxp · 09-06-2010 09:38AM

Giving a teacher money for something or other in copper coins:

Teacher: Ah Frada, do you not have anything else? I hate carrying around change.

Fourteen-year-old Me: So do I, that's why I'm giving it to you.

I also told that same teacher she "blagged" her promotion to vice-principal two years later in front of the rest of the class. It wasn't appreciated.

cheeckiest thing ya ever siad to a teacher

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