cheeckiest thing ya ever siad to a teacher

paul 101 · 08-06-2010 10:29PM #1

i'm in college now, but when i was in school we siad all sorts of cheecky things to ever

althought i'm not proud of it, one of our teacher was giving out to another student n i turned round n shout "ara miss, will ya stop mouthing will ya!!!" don't know why i did it

that was everyday stuff but it's just to give you an example
i hope ye share ye'r stories

Pacing Mule · 08-06-2010 10:30PM

Asked for her phone number.

Got detention.

Got the phone number too.

But not from her

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-06-2010 10:35PM

She was standing in from of my desk reading from a book so I slipped a death threat into her sleave.
Obviously wasn't gonna follow through with it but she was still thick about it

pablomakaveli · 08-06-2010 10:36PM

When i was in first year our teacher was out sick and another techaer who happened to be our year head was supervising us for the class.

When our regular teacher was back the next day he asked "So how did you get on with the year head yesterday"

For some reason which ill never know i shouted out "She tried to rape us" as a joke. I immediatly regretted it. Anyway the teacher killed me and i was humiliating when i had to apologize to the year head.

FunkZ · 08-06-2010 10:36PM

The principal slagged me and straight on the button I called him Purcell Washing Up Powder!
Purcell was his second name, a good fifty kids laughed at him!

Savage Tyrant · 08-06-2010 10:38PM

It was a badly kept secret in our school that 2 married teachers were having an affair. The female teacher was yelling at me after a fight and called me a thug. I told her I'd rather be a thug than a cheating slag. She broke down in tears. I got suspended.

thee glitz · 08-06-2010 10:38PM

SeaFields · 08-06-2010 10:39PM

Was having a bad day, got called down to vice principals office and when i got back to class the lads had taken all my stuff and put it all over the classroom. Typical thing we would do.

I was around the room looking for the stuff when a h-dip teacher told me to sit down....i snapped, roared awful abuse into her face until she left the room crying

Still genuinely feel bad about that one.

PeteEd · 08-06-2010 10:40PM

Has to be

"Have you any mustard till i rub me knob in it!"

kona · 08-06-2010 10:41PM

I asked my art teacher:

"did you lube it up?"

Got suspended. One of my proudest moments ha:D

owenc · 08-06-2010 10:41PM

FunkZ wrote: »

The principal slagged me and straight on the button I called him Purcell Washing Up Powder!
Purcell was his second name, a good fifty kids laughed at him!

OMG thats what my old form teachers surname was and everyone called him the exact same thing!

Degag · 08-06-2010 10:42PM

Can't think of anything really. Not surprising i guess because i met my ex-principal a few weeks ago and was told i used to be "a lovely boy"

"Used to be" being the operative words i think.

BearsyBoo · 08-06-2010 10:45PM

I was in 3rd year when i broke my arm, the irish teacher came in and said i was lazy that anyone she taught before in an exam year woud learn to write with there left hand i replied but i learned how to **** with my left hand whole class was in tears laughing..

stepbar · 08-06-2010 10:45PM

Me to the Teacher: "You're some tulip...".

I was 12.....

hurleronditch · 08-06-2010 10:45PM

One of the maths teachers in my school had this saying that he used to keep saying, that "the A's end up working for the B's". a nice thought, and maybe not too far wrong, but i didnt need to hear it every day. One day he gave me a serious telling off for god knows what, and 5 minutes later he uttered his famous phrase to one of the very smart A students, quick as a flash i said back "and the C's will end up teaching all of our kids for us".

Lets just say it didnt go well, (bar the class all doing point and laughs at him) especially seeing when i was made repeat it to the year head, principal and vice principal, and then my mother when a letter was sent home

Made all the better by my mother being a retired maths teacher

questionmark? · 08-06-2010 10:45PM

me- Miss how was your weekend?

Teacher - Fine thank you mr. questionmark?

me - you sure?

Teacher - alright mr. questionmark? thats enough. Now...

me - hows ur fanny?

Teacher - WHAT DID YOU SAY (slightly red and pissed)

me - I said hows ur fanny?

Teacher - GET OUT

Me - no seriously you were scratching it there

Teacher - get out now

Me - fine but miss if you don't want people to know you were scratching your fanny you shouldn't wipe the chalk off the board with your hand first!!!! :eek:

Teacher - (gives death stare to me as the rest of the class pisses themselves)

That was what nearly seven years ago and i still remember it with a smile everytime

laugh · 08-06-2010 10:46PM

I shouted at a teacher "Do you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit?

No idea why, the humorless hag gave me detention too.

stovelid · 08-06-2010 10:47PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

It was a badly kept secret in our school that 2 married teachers were having an affair. The female teacher was yelling at me after a fight and called me a thug. I told her I'd rather be a thug than a cheating slag. She broke down in tears. I got suspended.

God be with the days when teachers could hospitalize students with impunity.

Dunjohn · 08-06-2010 10:47PM

I do remember getting in an argument with my Irish teacher who insisted that I refer to myself as "Séan" in his class. I don't remember the exact words I used but the name on my birth cert is John and the two actual Séans in the same class didn't have to use John in English class.

I hated that convention and still do. Nobody translates their own name when they're speaking another language. Yet every Irish teacher I've ever had insisted on it.

PCPhoto · 08-06-2010 10:51PM

not my teacher but told the principle to "F*ck off" .... got suspended

meh ... and I was in the top 15-20% of my year group (approx 150 people), 1 xA2 3xB1's 1xC1, 2xC2's and a D1 ....didnt get along with my accounting teacher !!

Savage Tyrant · 08-06-2010 10:51PM

hurleronditch wrote: »

One of the maths teachers in my school had this saying that he used to keep saying, that "the A's end up working for the B's". a nice thought, and maybe not too far wrong, but i didnt need to hear it every day. One day he gave me a serious telling off for god knows what, and 5 minutes later he uttered his famous phrase to one of the very smart A students, quick as a flash i said back "and the C's will end up teaching all of our kids for us".

Lets just say it didnt go well, (bar the class all doing point and laughs at him) especially seeing when i was made repeat it to the year head, principal and vice principal, and then my mother when a letter was sent home

Made all the better by my mother being a retired maths teacher

I should be allowed to triple thanks this post!! Brilliant Good Sir!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-06-2010 10:53PM

This is one someone else said in my class but I nearly wet myslef

A teacher ran in slightly late for class one day and you could tell he had some big news as he looked like he was about to burst with excitement and he told us 'Sorry I'm late boys but my wife just had a baby!!'

Said teacher always seemed to be kinda camp then quick as a flash one of the lads replies 'Who's the father sir!?'

I've never seen a man change mood so quickly, poor man was nearly in tears, the rest of the class in stitches. Young lads are bastards!

Seloth · 08-06-2010 10:55PM

Not really anything said but more so done.

A teacher of ours was an awful bitch,I honestly dont know how she was a teacher,She litrally took everything as a personal insult.Well anyway we heard how the principal called her out of one class giving out to ger about somthing and were all delighted.

5 mins into class the principal comes into ours saying to come with im and bring her stuff.As soon as the door closes I leave out the biggest roar of my life laughing practically echoing through the school followed by everyone else laughing

,then the VP came in pissing herself.

She was so unpopular and a bitch that teachers kept making jokes about it in class and few people heard in the staff room that day people going "Whaeeey!!!!".

bronte · 08-06-2010 10:59PM

I had a very quick height growth spurt during secondary school which resulted in my previously ankle length school skirt eventually falling just above the knee. Cue the school principal pulling me in one day in the corridor.

Him:Missy are you rolling up that skirt?

Me : You don't actually think I would go to the bother of doing that to impress the cretins in this school?

Him : ...

Me: :cool:

He never bothered me again..except to tell me he liked my singing. :pac:

brummytom · 08-06-2010 11:03PM

In a DT class, we were discussing teacher's real names. The teacher's name came up - Timothy. Nothing was really said and we moved on.

At the end of the class, he'd annoyed me some how.
When he dismissed me, I walk out and shouted back "I hate the name Timothy"

He sent 4 lads to fetch me back, miserable prick

PeterIanStaker · 08-06-2010 11:09PM

About three years after I left school, I bumped into my former principal, who I thought was/is a wanker.

He came up to me as I left the restaurant where I had a summer job. I was done for the day & pretended I didn't see him, but nonetheless he came up and shook my hand, asked me what my name was (I was very quiet he only knew me to see).

me (thinks quickly) "Holmes, sir, John Holmes"

him "good to see you Mr Holmes"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28pornographic_actor%29

Bom-chicka-wah wah

ottostreet · 08-06-2010 11:12PM

last few weeks coming up to the leaving cert, our business studies class had lways been a bit rowdy, and got worse instead of better as crunch time approached.

the teacher was young, competent, but with little authority. we all mostly got on well, with the usual slagging and rare outbursts of anger from the teacher.

however, this particular class, we had blatently ignored her, wound her up and annoyed her, to the point where she exploded with anger. stood screaming at the top of the class, bright red, and clearly furious. saying that we had all done terribly in the mocks, and we were reflecting badly on her, and exams were only two weeks awaay, and we were lazy. it was...scary, seeing as how she was relatively mild mannered.

as she finished her outburst, we all stared at her in shock, as she began to realise that we had listened and were probably about to apologise. Until a paper airplane serenely floated past her head and smacked into the blackboard behind her. Cue total silence in the classroom as we waited for her vengeance.

Until her face creased and she started laughing.
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ok i know its not exactly what was asked, but i remember it clearly!

Mr Keek · 08-06-2010 11:15PM

We had a muppet of a teacher giving the the shyest student grief over nothing, the poor fella only said about 7s word in his whole 5 years in school. Teacher kept at him and at him and he just roared out Fu*k off, was the first time many of us heard him speak!

Teacher calls him outside the classroom to have a word with him outside the door and the whole class start belting out the words to Ireland's Call, even the teacher was laughing, he let your man off with it in the end!

storm2811 · 08-06-2010 11:15PM

Back in second year I think it was,maths teacher kicked me out of higher 'cause I failed some test,I walked in the next day anyway and sat down like nothing happened and I didn't have my homework done,so she asked why and said that she kicked me out for a reason so I said, "Well maybe if you could actually teach you fcukin' sweaty cow!"(she used to sweat like a feckin pig)
I had to stay back after class,it all ended in tears and me going down to ordinary level maths.:pac:

tony1kenobi · 08-06-2010 11:19PM

I was thrown out of my maths class with another lad and we were told to write a 500 word essay on "the inside of a golf ball"......

.....I wrote "the inside of a golf ball is a c*nt,you're a c*nt,and while you're reading this I'm having a spliff in the bog"

I was asked to leave the school and was not invited back until they were looking for exam fees.....

alwaysadub · 08-06-2010 11:19PM

I was kinda finished school i suppose as i was sitting my leaving, but when i came out of the leaving cert maths exams,my maths teacher(who was a nun who couldn't teach to save her life,and had kicked me out of religion class) came over to me and asked how i thought i did in the exam. I told her i didn't think i'd done very well at all,and she said to me, ah you'll pass,i've been saying prayers for you.
Results day came and she walked over to me just after i'd discoved my marks,and asked how i did in maths,that again she'd said prayers.
I turned around to her,and said "i failed,see where your fcuking praying got you now,you're as bad at that as you are at teaching"
Her face just dropped,i just turned on my heel and went back to my mates!

cheeckiest thing ya ever siad to a teacher

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