Just a minute Quizisms

Mr. Presentable · 08-06-2010 04:48PM #1

You know, Larry Gogan's Just a Minute Quiz. Post your hilarious answers here. If you can keep it to one per post then everyone will get a chance to post their favourite (I'm looking at you, Starbelgrade!)

Q: What star do travellers traditionally follow?

A: Joe Dolan!

Banned Account · 08-06-2010 04:51PM

Q: What's the difference between an egg and a Dangerwank?

A: You can beat an egg.

PaddyBomb · 08-06-2010 04:55PM

Q: Complete the saying. As happy as....

A: A pig in sh*te

Mr. Presentable · 08-06-2010 04:58PM

PaddyBomb wrote: »

Q: Complete the saying. As happy as....

A: A pig in sh*te

I remember that one, he had to help the woman out. Correct answer "As happy as Larry"

Q As happy as.....?

A ummm, eh

Q Think of me.....

A A pig in sh1t....

Classic

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-06-2010 04:59PM

Q : Name a bird with a long neck

A : Naomi Campbell

prinz · 08-06-2010 05:25PM

Q: Where would you find the Taj Mahal?

A: At the bottom if Nassau Stree'.

stovelid · 08-06-2010 05:27PM

nipplenuts wrote: »

Q: What star do travellers traditionally follow?

A: Joe Dolan!

:D:D

fred funk }{ · 08-06-2010 05:30PM

Q: What is the most common blood type?

A: Red.

:D:D:D:D:D

ForeverYoung90 · 08-06-2010 05:34PM

Q.Why are pirates called pirates?

A.Because they arrrrrrgh!

mikom · 08-06-2010 05:37PM

What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners:.... Last Of The ...?

Caller: Mohicans.

Zigmund · 08-06-2010 05:50PM

"Oh dear, you didnt do so well there. You scored zero"

"Ah go and **** off Larry, you're only an auld bollix"

The Volt · 08-06-2010 05:54PM

Larry: Name a town in Ireland that's named after a body part.

Old lady: Kilcock

Larry: We were thinking of Athy but we'll give it to you.

Dudess · 08-06-2010 06:43PM

Where's the Great Wall?

Crumlin.

Dudess · 08-06-2010 06:45PM

prinz wrote: »

Q: Where would you find the Taj Mahal?

A: At the bottom if Nassau Stree'.

I heard the answer given to that was "Across from the dental hospital"...

prinz · 08-06-2010 08:49PM

Dudess wrote: »

I heard the answer given to that was "Across from the dental hospital"...

Quite possibly... have to wonder are there actual recordings of these. Seems like no one is certain..

LARRY GOGAN'S JUST A MINUTE QUIZ
Larry Gogan: Where is the Taj Mahal?
Contestant: At the bottom of Nassau Street.

http://www.independent.ie/unsorted/features/what-was-gandhis-first-name-a-goosey-356398.html

And when that famous contestant answered Larry's question about where the Taj Mahal was with "opposite the Dental Hospital", your imagination conjured up a surreal Monty Python vision of the actual Taj Mahal rising spectacularly over Dublin city centre - as opposed to the Indian restaurant of the same name near Trinity College.

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/golden-hours-of-larry-wind-down-after-45-magical-years-120888.html

ejmaztec · 08-06-2010 08:53PM

Q. Why is Larry Gogan still on the radio?

A. Fuck knows.

Winty · 08-06-2010 09:00PM

Q. Something you lose when you get older?
A. Your Pulse

Ms. Captain M · 08-06-2010 09:03PM

Capital of France? F

Winty · 08-06-2010 09:05PM

From Richard and Judy (Channel 4):

Q: Which Danish city is famous for its statue of a mermaid?
A: Denmark.

Q: How many wheels are there in a unicycle?
A: Three.

Q: What is origami?
A: A herb.

Q:How many metres are there in a kilometre?
A: Three.

Q: Which Spanish island is famous for hosting lots of trendy parties?
A: Spain.

Q: What kind of creature is a halibut?
A: A bird.
Q: No, wrong. Try again.
A: A ferret.

Q: What's the Prince of Wales's Christian name?
A: Err...
Q: Here's a clue: he was married to Diana.
A: Err...
Q: It begins with a "C".
A: No idea.

Donkey Oaty · 08-06-2010 09:06PM

A couple from UK radio that are worth a mention (via Private Eye's Dumb Britain).

Question (BRMB Radio): What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant: Jewish.
Host: That's close enough.

Daryl Denham (Virgin Radio): In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Daryl: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Daryl: It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.