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Just a minute Quizisms

Mr. Presentable

You know, Larry Gogan's Just a Minute Quiz. Post your hilarious answers here. If you can keep it to one per post then everyone will get a chance to post their favourite (I'm looking at you, Starbelgrade!)

Q: What star do travellers traditionally follow?

A: Joe Dolan!

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Q: What's the difference between an egg and a Dangerwank?

A: You can beat an egg.

PaddyBomb

Q: Complete the saying. As happy as....

A: A pig in sh*te

Mr. Presentable

PaddyBomb wrote: »

Q: Complete the saying. As happy as....

A: A pig in sh*te

I remember that one, he had to help the woman out. Correct answer "As happy as Larry"

Q As happy as.....?

A ummm, eh

Q Think of me.....

A A pig in sh1t....

Classic

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Q : Name a bird with a long neck

A : Naomi Campbell

prinz

Q: Where would you find the Taj Mahal?

A: At the bottom if Nassau Stree'.

stovelid

nipplenuts wrote: »

Q: What star do travellers traditionally follow?

A: Joe Dolan!

:D:D

fred funk }{

Q: What is the most common blood type?

A: Red.

:D:D:D:D:D

ForeverYoung90

Q.Why are pirates called pirates?

A.Because they arrrrrrgh!

mikom

What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners:.... Last Of The ...?

Caller: Mohicans.

Zigmund

"Oh dear, you didnt do so well there. You scored zero"

"Ah go and **** off Larry, you're only an auld bollix"

The Volt

Larry: Name a town in Ireland that's named after a body part.

Old lady: Kilcock

Larry: We were thinking of Athy but we'll give it to you.

Dudess

Where's the Great Wall?

Crumlin.

Dudess

prinz wrote: »

Q: Where would you find the Taj Mahal?

A: At the bottom if Nassau Stree'.

I heard the answer given to that was "Across from the dental hospital"...

prinz

Dudess wrote: »

I heard the answer given to that was "Across from the dental hospital"...

Quite possibly... have to wonder are there actual recordings of these. Seems like no one is certain..

LARRY GOGAN'S JUST A MINUTE QUIZ
Larry Gogan: Where is the Taj Mahal?
Contestant: At the bottom of Nassau Street.

http://www.independent.ie/unsorted/features/what-was-gandhis-first-name-a-goosey-356398.html

And when that famous contestant answered Larry's question about where the Taj Mahal was with "opposite the Dental Hospital", your imagination conjured up a surreal Monty Python vision of the actual Taj Mahal rising spectacularly over Dublin city centre - as opposed to the Indian restaurant of the same name near Trinity College.

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/golden-hours-of-larry-wind-down-after-45-magical-years-120888.html

ejmaztec

Q. Why is Larry Gogan still on the radio?

A. Fuck knows.

Winty

Q. Something you lose when you get older?
A. Your Pulse

Ms. Captain M

Capital of France? F

Winty

From Richard and Judy (Channel 4):

Q: Which Danish city is famous for its statue of a mermaid?
A: Denmark.

Q: How many wheels are there in a unicycle?
A: Three.

Q: What is origami?
A: A herb.

Q:How many metres are there in a kilometre?
A: Three.

Q: Which Spanish island is famous for hosting lots of trendy parties?
A: Spain.

Q: What kind of creature is a halibut?
A: A bird.
Q: No, wrong. Try again.
A: A ferret.

Q: What's the Prince of Wales's Christian name?
A: Err...
Q: Here's a clue: he was married to Diana.
A: Err...
Q: It begins with a "C".
A: No idea.

Donkey Oaty

A couple from UK radio that are worth a mention (via Private Eye's Dumb Britain).

Question (BRMB Radio): What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant: Jewish.
Host: That's close enough.

Daryl Denham (Virgin Radio): In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Daryl: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Daryl: It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.